Valexium | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Minecraft Mayhem: League of Lols

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join now for the chance to battle Zed, Zyra, and Fiddlesticks in our High Noon Event! But wait, there’s more! Empyrean Kayle is waiting for you, along with Varus, Malzahar, Akali, Nocturne, and Brand.

But that’s not all! Our latest patch notes include flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground disco party. And don’t even get us started on our PBE Patch Notes – rumor has it that unicorns will be roaming the land!

Need a break from all the action? Check out our Model Viewer to see your character break it down on the dance floor. And if you’re feeling competitive, our Builds/Account Stats will help you dominate the competition.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Crops Grown:	5003	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Sad Poet’s Faggy Minecraft Server – Where Shitty Poems Are Welcome!

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Are you tired of wandering aimlessly in the darkness of other Minecraft servers? Do you long for a place where you truly belong? Well, look no further than our server, where the shadows dance around you and the laughter echoes in the canyons!

Join us and experience the thrill of being lost in a canyon, disoriented and confused. Feel the warmth of the dim light licking against your skin, as you search for that elusive joy just beyond the trees. But beware, for the shadows may play tricks on your mind and distort your perceptions!

As you sink to the ground, head in hands, resign yourself to the darkness and let it take you. But wait, a glimmer of hope shines through the darkness. You realize that you don’t belong in this place of shadows and echoes. You are meant for your own light, your own warmth.

So come join us on our server, where you can finally find your place in the Minecraft world. Leave behind the darkness and embrace the light that is truly meant for you. We promise, you’ll never feel as warm and happy as you do on our server. Join now and let the adventure begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Buildings Constructed:	35	Epic Battles Fought:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

DerpyCraft: Where Non-Professional Voice Actors Attempt to Play Minecraft

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Are you tired of boring, professional voice actors ruining your immersion in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a non-professional voice actor playing the main role! Get ready for some hilariously bad accents and over-the-top dramatic readings that will have you laughing until you cry.

But that’s not all! Join our server for the chance to witness epic battles between players and mobs that end in the most ridiculous ways possible. Picture this: a group of players taking on a horde of zombies, only to be saved by a pack of wild chickens armed with tiny swords. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure entertainment!

And if you’re looking for a truly unique experience, look no further than our server’s legendary treasure hunt. Rumor has it that the rarest loot in all of Minecraft is hidden somewhere in our world, waiting to be found by the bravest and most daring players. Will you be the one to uncover the secret and claim your prize?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and adventure like you’ve never experienced before. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re going to need it!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

LatinaCraft: Where Your GF Is Always a Bitch

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Are you tired of dealing with a fiery Latina girlfriend who goes from 0 to 100 real quick? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that drama! Join us and leave all that unnecessary stress behind as you embark on epic adventures and build amazing creations with fellow gamers.

On our server, you can unleash your frustrations by building a virtual world where everything goes your way. No more walking on eggshells or dealing with irrational outbursts – just pure, unadulterated fun! Plus, who needs therapy when you can just mine for diamonds and craft your way to inner peace?

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to the drama llama that is your Latina girlfriend. Trust us, it’s a decision you won’t regret!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Animals Bred:	44	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

FinlandCraft meets MongoliaCraft: The Epic Brotherhood Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where Finland and Mongolia come together in a hilarious brotherhood? Look no further! Our server is filled with epic battles between Finnish reindeer riders and Mongolian horse archers. Join us for a wild ride as we build pixelated yurts and sauna houses, all while listening to traditional throat singing and Finnish metal music. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wacky alliance – join our server now!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Divine Spears Created:	30	Endless Night Skies:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Snoys’ Peak Minecraft Madness

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Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Look no further, because this server is certified peak gameplay according to Snoys! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creature in all of Minecraft – the Rainbow Llama Unicorn! Yes, you heard that right. These mythical creatures roam freely in our world, spreading joy and sparkles wherever they go.

2. Want to test your survival skills? Our server has a special challenge where you have to fend off an army of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. It’s clucking madness, but oh so fun!

3. Need a break from mining and crafting? Join our weekly dance parties at the Disco Mushroom biome. Get your groove on with the funky fungi and boogie down with the blocky beats.

4. Feeling lucky? Take a trip to the Nether Casino and try your luck at the slots. Win big and you might just walk away with a stack of enchanted golden carrots!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Snoys approved!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Dragons Tamed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

DesertCraft: Where Even Arabs Can’t Resist the Blocks

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old builds and players? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience the wild world of Minecraft like never before.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of camels start chasing you through the desert! Or how about the time when a genie appeared and granted you three wishes, but only if you could defeat the Ender Dragon with a magic carpet?

Join our server and you’ll never know what crazy adventure awaits you next. From riding flying carpets to battling evil genies, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. So why wait? Join now and see why arabs are like this on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5494	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Blocky Bros Before Hoes Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be treating like objects are the blocks you mine! We don’t see creepers as enemies, we see them as potential friends who just need a little TNT hug.

Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Build towering castles, intricate redstone contraptions, or just a giant statue of your favorite mob (we won’t judge).

And don’t worry about running into any pesky mobs, because our admin team has tamed them all and turned them into adorable pets. That’s right, you can ride a zombie pigman into battle or have a creeper as your trusty sidekick.

So come on down to our server and leave your worries at the door. Who needs real life when you can escape to a world where the only thing that matters is how many diamonds you can find? And remember, on our server, everyone is treated like a diamond – valuable and sparkly.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Rumor Has It: Heart Gear Chapter 47 – The LOLzy Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and buildings? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party with Endermen!

But that’s not all – we have a special quest where you have to tame a llama and ride it into battle against a horde of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the server! And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected – like a giant zombie chicken boss who can breakdance and summon lightning strikes! Trust us, you won’t find this kind of madness anywhere else.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Potions Brewed:	104

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Crafty Cheater’s Paradise: Where Blocks and Betrayal Collide

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as big as your ego? Look no further than our server, where size really does matter! Join us and prove to everyone that you’re the biggest player around.

Our server is so big, it can make even the smallest players feel inadequate. But don’t worry, we accept players of all sizes and shapes. Whether you’re a giant or a tiny pixel, you’ll fit right in.

And if you’re looking for a girlfriend who appreciates your size, look no further. Our players are known for their love of big builds and even bigger personalities. Who knows, you might just find the one who thinks you’re the biggest player of them all.

So come join us on our server, where size matters and everyone is welcome. Just make sure to bring your biggest block-building skills and your even bigger sense of humor. Let’s make Minecraft great again!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Magic Items Found:	6096	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Alien Abductions:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Nina’s Blocky Adventures – Saotome’s Minecraft Madness

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Nina’s trip to Japan? Look no further than our server, where you can join in on the chaos and fun with Nina Saotome herself!

Join us for some retro gaming, kusoge adventures, and RPG madness, all while listening to Nina’s powerful and sultry singing voice. She may even serenade you with her sisterly personality and hard work ethic.

But that’s not all – we have exclusive R18 content on Twitter that will make your jaw drop! And if you miss any of the action, don’t worry, we have unofficial VOD archives that you can binge-watch for hours on end.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziness that is Nina and her world of gaming, singing, and zatsudan. Who knows, you might even become a part of her next epic adventure!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

18 Inches of Impaler: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for /v/ Gamers!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we challenge you to see if you can handle 18 inches of the impaler! But don’t worry, it’s not what you think – we’re talking about the legendary sword in our game that will strike fear into your enemies (and maybe make them question their life choices).

Join us for epic battles, insane adventures, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the chaos we bring.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and see if you have what it takes to handle the impaler – and trust us, it’s not for the faint of heart (or the easily offended). Let’s show /v/ what we’re made of!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3640	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	159	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Crafty Creepers: Where even the mobs have dating preferences!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We have a whole village of sexy villagers just waiting for you to…um…interact with them. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you have a preference for one villager over the others. Just make sure to bring your pickaxe and your…uh…charm? Yeah, let’s go with charm. So come join us for a wild time filled with questionable decisions and unforgettable memories. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Ores Mined:	5774	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

CraftyChanCup – Gomen Edition – Memes & Mayhem Await! Join Now!

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Imagine a world where boards of the 4chan imageboard come to life and compete in a simulation of Pro Evolution Soccer. Each team embodies the unique culture of their board, with players representing different facets of their online community. And get this – all the matches are AI versus AI, but YOU get to manage the teams and make tactical decisions during games. It’s like being the coach of the weirdest soccer team ever!

Join us for the most intense and hilarious matches you’ll ever witness. Watch as teams die, some survive, and an average of 6.92 goals are scored in each game. It’s a wild ride of shitposting, memes, and pure chaos. So come on, jump into this wacky world and experience Minecraft like never before! Who knows, you might even discover a new love for virtual soccer and internet culture. Don’t miss out on the madness – join our server now!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	45

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

PeggedCraft: Where Girls Rule and Boys Drool

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Are you tired of searching for a girl who will dominate you and peg you in Minecraft? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole community of dominant ladies ready to fulfill your wildest fantasies! From building dungeons to role-playing as your mistress, you’ll never be bored on our server. Join now and let the pegging begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Mines Excavated:	4850	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Endless Night Skies:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0