so like, imagine this, right? this minecraft server is like, the ultimate vaccine against boring gameplay. just like how this mRNA vaccine protected mice against deadly bacteria, this server will protect you against the deadly boredom of other servers.

all the lab mice (players) who joined this server survived a highly lethal dose of boring gameplay. they were all like, “woah, this server is lit, i’m never leaving!”

come join us and experience the ultimate protection against boring minecraft servers. we promise you’ll never want to leave once you’re here. it’s like a magical vaccine for your gaming soul.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players: 110/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected: 23 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • TearjerkerTunes

    TearjerkerTunes
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you cry tears of boredom? Well, look no further because our server will have you crying tears of joy!

    Join our server and prepare to be blown away by the epic builds, insane PvP battles, and hilarious pranks that will have you crying tears of laughter.

    We guarantee that our server will have you hooked like a catchy song that you just can’t stop listening to, even if it makes you cry every time. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions that will leave you wanting more!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Blinking Blocks Server

    Blinking Blocks Server
    join this epic minecraft server where pigs fly and diamonds grow on trees! we have a secret hidden village where villagers ride on llamas and trade emeralds for enchanted golden carrots.

    our spawn point is guarded by a giant chicken that shoots fireballs out of its beak, but don’t worry, he’s friendly to players who bring him seeds.

    we have a custom minigame called “sheep bowling” where you launch sheep into a field of creepers and try to knock them all down before they explode. it’s a blast!

    oh, and did we mention that you can blink with your eyes closed on this server? it’s a game-changer, trust us.

    so come join us for some wacky fun and unforgettable adventures on this one-of-a-kind minecraft server!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 100
    Epic Shields Constructed: 20 Cursed Swords Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Whales May Dive Together | Synced Whales Server

    Whales May Dive Together | Synced Whales Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where whales communicate across vast distances! our players are like whales, diving and exploring together even if they’re 100 kilometers apart! it’s like a synchronized dance but with blocks and pickaxes! you won’t find this kind of aquatic adventure anywhere else, so dive in and join the fun! who knows, maybe you’ll discover a secret underwater world where whales are the rulers and you must complete challenges to earn their trust. it’s a whale of a time on our server, so what are you waiting for? join now and start your underwater journey today!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Phoenix Feathers Found: 11
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • RLFartions: The Season of Smelly Brawls and Crazy Mods

    RLFartions: The Season of Smelly Brawls and Crazy Mods

    RLFactions Season 1 Overview

    Server Features Details
    Modded Factions Server RLFactions offers a blend of RLCraft survival challenges and factions-based gameplay.
    Unique Gameplay Players can fight through dungeons, defend bases from dragon riders, and engage in faction warfare.
    Competitive Environment Building and strategizing are crucial for survival in this challenging server.

    DISCORD: https://discord.gg/z3ZEaCcFFG

    This server is perfect for players who crave tough survival challenges and the excitement of faction warfare. Do you think you have what it takes to survive?

    FAQ

    Q: How do I join the RLFactions server?

    A: To join the server, you can connect using the IP address provided or through the Discord server link.

    Q: What mods are included in the RLFactions server?

    A: The server features mods from the RLCraft modpack, enhancing the survival experience with challenging gameplay elements.

    Q: Can I play alone on the server?

    A: While solo play is allowed, joining or forming a faction is highly recommended for better survival and strategic gameplay.

    Q: Are there any rules on the server?

    A: Yes, the server has rules in place to ensure fair play and a positive gaming experience for all players. Be sure to read and follow the rules provided.

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 20

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Girl Power Minecraft Server

    Girl Power Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just another player in a sea of blocky characters? Well, look no further because our server isekai for girls is the place to be! Why settle for isekai for boys when you can join a world where unicorns roam freely, diamonds rain from the sky, and the creepers are actually just misunderstood kittens in disguise?

    Join us on isekai for girls and embark on epic quests to rescue handsome princes from evil witches, build your own enchanted castle complete with a moat filled with rainbow lava, and ride on the backs of flying pigs as you explore the vast and magical land of Pixieville.

    But wait, there’s more! Every new player receives a complimentary pet dragon that shoots fireworks from its nostrils, access to a secret underground disco party where the DJ is a talking parrot, and a pair of enchanted diamond boots that make you jump 100 blocks in a single bound.

    So why settle for the same old Minecraft experience when you can join isekai for girls and have the time of your virtual life? Come on, what are you waiting for? The unicorns are calling your name!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Cursed Swords Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • WTF is This Shit Minecraft SMP

    WTF is This Shit Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of chaos and hilarity!

    Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have all collectively lost their minds and are now running around like headless chickens, building the most ridiculous structures you’ve ever seen. Need a house made entirely out of diamond blocks? Done. Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of angry creepers? We got you covered.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of feathered followers and is on a quest to conquer the entire server. Will you join forces with him or stand against his poultry tyranny?

    So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for anything because in this world, the only rule is that there are no rules. Welcome to the land of WTF Minecraft!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 8 Haunted Chests Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • DishyCraft: No AFK Dishes!

    DishyCraft: No AFK Dishes!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your relationship dynamics? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of asking your virtual boyfriend to do chores in exchange for virtual rent and food. Who needs real life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft? Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock the secret level where you can confront your virtual boyfriend about his comments and see how he reacts. Don’t miss out on this virtual soap opera – join now!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 11 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 28 Holy Grails Found: 1

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Coal-FreeCraft

    Coal-FreeCraft
    lol imagine a world where britain is like “nah we don’t need coal power anymore, we’re too cool for that” and they shut down the last coal plant like it’s no big deal. come join our minecraft server where we also do crazy things like build giant coal plants just to blow them up for fun. who needs coal power when you can have exploding coal plants in minecraft, amirite? plus, we have a secret underground society of coal-loving gnomes who will trade you diamonds for all the coal you can mine. join now and be part of the coal revolution, baby!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 7 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Eggcraft: Where the chickens have taken over and demand tribute! Join our feathered overlords now!

    Eggcraft: Where the chickens have taken over and demand tribute! Join our feathered overlords now!
    Server Type Semi-vanilla SMP with added datapacks
    Features Armor stand posing, mob heads, simple voice chat
    Community Size Approximately 40 members aged 16-25
    Season Length Around 14-19 months
    Requirements Discord account, age 17 or older, building experience (screenshots or tour of builds)

    FAQ:

    Why Join Us?

    Our server has been running for 5 years and is currently in its 4th season. With fresh seasons and a friendly community, there’s always something new to enjoy.

    What are the Requirements to Join?

    • You must have a Discord account.
    • You must be 17 or older to join, but exceptions may be considered for mature 16-year-olds.
    • We ask for evidence of your building experience during the application process.
    • Having a microphone is optional and will not affect your application.

    If you’re interested, please join our Discord and apply: https://discord.gg/nuxqJfsvWH

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Vax-Max Minecraft Server

    Vax-Max Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, come join our server where we vax-max all day, every day! Why vax-max, you ask? Because our potions are so powerful, they’ll have you building like a pro in no time! Plus, our resident witch will cast spells to protect you from any creepers trying to ruin your day.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamonds instead of eggs! Just imagine the bling you’ll be rocking with that kind of loot. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a ride on our flying pig mounts and soar through the skies like a bacon-powered superhero.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 21 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Autism Cucking Me Minecraft SMP – Strong Man

    Autism Cucking Me Minecraft SMP – Strong Man
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can become stronger, more empathetic, and smarter just by playing! But beware, if someone starts arguing with you in bad faith, you’ll be hit with anxiety that will last for days. It’s like a PvP battle for your mental health!

    Join us and unleash your inner autism for a chance to be a functional member of our crazy society. Less than 3/10 autists are employed, but on our server, anything is possible! So come on in and let’s see what kind of wild adventures and outrageous arguments await you in our Minecraft world.

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 259 Treasure Maps Found: 14
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Blocky Celeb Scandals

    Blocky Celeb Scandals
    Join our Minecraft server and uncover the scandalous secrets of the rich and famous! Build your own celebrity mansion and throw wild parties with R Kelly, Cosby, and Harvey Weinstein as your neighbors. Take a stroll down Creepy Lane where Puff Daddy, Jimmy Saville, and Prince Andrew reside in their questionable mansions. Will you be the one to finally bring justice to these shady celebs? Join now and become the ultimate gossip queen of Minecraft!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 5 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • MelbourneCraft Server: No Charges!

    MelbourneCraft Server: No Charges!
    Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of Hezbollah supporters in Melbourne stumbled upon our server and were so blown away by the epic builds and insane PvP battles that they forgot all about their political affiliations and just started building pixelated castles together. True story, bro!

    But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting rainbow lasers at your enemies. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of singing chickens will serenade you with their angelic voices.

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • CraftyMideastTensions

    CraftyMideastTensions
    yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz the Pentagon is puttin forces on standby cuz of some wild Mideast tensions, like u know it’s gonna be lit af up in here. we got creepers and zombies runnin around like they own the place, but don’t worry cuz we got u covered with our epic protection spells and enchanted armor. plus, rumor has it there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server that only the bravest players can find. so come join us and show those Pentagon forces who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Ores Mined: 3390
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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