so like, imagine this, right? this minecraft server is like, the ultimate vaccine against boring gameplay. just like how this mRNA vaccine protected mice against deadly bacteria, this server will protect you against the deadly boredom of other servers.

all the lab mice (players) who joined this server survived a highly lethal dose of boring gameplay. they were all like, “woah, this server is lit, i’m never leaving!”

come join us and experience the ultimate protection against boring minecraft servers. we promise you’ll never want to leave once you’re here. it’s like a magical vaccine for your gaming soul.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 95/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
Haunted Chests Opened: 7 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 44 Magical Moments Shared: 13

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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