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AntiqueCraft: Where Minecraft meets vintage shopping!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the existential dread of hoarding worthless shit in real life by hoarding virtual diamonds instead!

Join us and explore a world filled with massive antique malls where you can collect all the funko pops your heart desires. But beware, the 50yboys are lurking around every corner, ready to challenge you to a duel for the rarest items!

Don’t be just another cattle in the herd of life, join our server and build your own empire of worthless treasures. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the secret to why humans hoard so much shit in the first place!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	181	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Blocky Bagel Bonanza – Minecraft Madness #5197

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your creativity! Join now for a chance to build the craziest structures, craft the most epic weapons, and survive the most insane challenges.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a hidden dungeon filled with treasure beyond their wildest dreams. They battled fierce monsters, solved tricky puzzles, and emerged victorious with their pockets full of diamonds!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Dragon, a creature so powerful that only the bravest players dare to face it. Will you be the one to slay the dragon and claim its loot as your own?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what wonders await you in this blocky world of endless possibilities!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	86	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Minecraft Blaze Brigade

420, Blaze, Brigade, Happy, happy 420, Minecraft, Moids

Welcome to our 420-friendly Minecraft server where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always chill. Join us for a wild ride through a world where everything is lit and the only limit is your imagination.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden stash of diamonds so big, they had to call in a team of stoner dwarves to help mine it all. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary stoner dragon, who guards a treasure trove of enchanted blaze rods that will give you the power to summon a herd of high cows to do your bidding.

So come on down to our 420 paradise and join the party. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of wonder and weirdness!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Japantoon LOLcraft: Where Funny meets Blocks!

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can experience the wackiest japantoon adventures! Join us if you want to embark on a journey filled with LOLs and ROFLs at every turn.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was greeted by a talking pig who challenged them to a dance-off. The pig busted out some sick moves and the player had to keep up or be banished to the land of boring servers. Needless to say, the player danced their way to victory and became the Dancing King of our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where players can party with creeper DJs and skeleton dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamond-studded disco balls.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare yourself for a wild ride through the zaniest japantoon world you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Void Gems Collected:	10

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Crafty Caucasians: The Minecraft Server of Freedom

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where white males ended slavery just so you could join us and have a blast! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our diamonds are so shiny, they blind other players with jealousy. – Creepers are actually friendly here and give you hugs instead of exploding. – Our ender dragon is a professional magician and will wow you with his disappearing act. – The villagers have a secret dance party every night and you’re invited to join in. – The nether is actually a tropical paradise with lava slides and magma hot tubs.

So come on and join us on this epic Minecraft adventure, where even the most ridiculous things can happen!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	36	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Void Armor Forged:	14
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Zombie Dances:	1
Emeralds Found:	4804	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Crafty Commies: Where Russophobia is just another block to build with!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all things Russian and laugh in the face of Russophobia!

Join us if you want to build a Matryoshka doll empire or ride a bear into battle against creepers. Our server is like a borscht buffet for your gaming soul.

Forget about the haters who think Russia is just vodka and fur hats. We know the real Russia – the one where Putin rides a unicorn and the babushkas have secret ninja skills.

So come on, join our server and let’s show those Russophobes what real fun looks like!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	244	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Players Killed by Monsters:	4866	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Kenji vs Sayu: The Epic Minecraft Battle

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, get ready for a server that will make your indie drama dreams come true! Our server is so spicy, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us for epic battles between rival factions, where alliances are made and broken faster than you can say “diamond sword.” Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a real-life soap opera (minus the evil twins and long-lost siblings, of course).

But that’s not all! We also have custom plugins that will blow your mind. Want to ride a llama into battle? Done. How about turning all the mobs into dancing zombies? We got you covered. Our server is so wild, you’ll never want to log off.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience indie drama like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Magic Items Found:	2638
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Ores Mined:	7577	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

9PM on a Wednesday Minecraft Madness

9pm, Ban, carrying teammates, Competitive Gaming, ELO ranking, Frustration, gaming culture, gaming etiquette, high ELO players, Lobby, madness, MATCHMAKING.., Minecraft, multiplayer, Online Community, online gaming, skill level, teamwork, tired from work, toxic behavior, Toxicity, Unwinding, video games, Wednesday

Looking for a Minecraft server that will test your skills and sanity?

Picture this: It’s 9PM on a Wednesday, you’re tired from work and just want to unwind with some video games. Well, too bad! Welcome to our server where you’re expected to carry 3 braided retards without opposable thumbs against a 4-man stack of high ELO players and their retarded friend they brought along. And if that’s not enough, we’ll ban you if you get too toxic, sweetie!

Join us and experience the cancer that is killing online video games. Are you up for the challenge?

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ores Mined:	734
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Crafty NEETs Jailbreak

arrest, Crafty, danger, dissolute, Idle, IMMORAL, Jailbreak, lewd, Life, neets, VIOLATION, Welfare and Institutions Code

Welcome to our insane Minecraft server where breaking the rules is not only encouraged, it’s practically mandatory!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of living on the edge, where every block you break could lead to a wild adventure or a run-in with the law.

Our server is so crazy that even the Welfare and Institutions Code can’t handle us. We’re like the rebels of the Minecraft world, causing chaos and mayhem wherever we go.

So if you’re tired of playing by the rules and want to unleash your inner anarchist, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might just end up leading an idle, dissolute, lewd, or immoral life – and having a blast while doing it!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Minecraft: Endwalker LOLs – /xivg/ General

Benchmark, Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test, crystal party finder, DAWNTRAIL, early access, endwalker, final fantasy xiv, Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration, Free Companies, general, Linkshells, lols, MEETUPS, Minecraft, orbonne monastery mine run., Promotional Site, PvP Series 5, release date, Resources, xivg

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Are you tired of boring servers with nothing exciting going on? Well, look no further because DAWNTRAIL is here to save the day!

Join us for early access on Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! Our release date is set for Tuesday, July 2, 2024, so mark your calendars!

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive in-game events like the Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration happening right now! Don’t miss out on the action, join us and be part of something truly special.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about our Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test until Patch 7.0? Travel to different regions and explore new lands like never before!

But the real fun begins with our PvP Series 5 event! Battle it out with other players and show off your skills in epic PvP battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat.

Looking for resources, free companies, or linkshells? We’ve got you covered with our handy guide at rentry.org/xivgresources6!

And if you’re feeling social, join us for meetups like the Crystal Party Finder at Orbonne Monastery MINE Run on April 21 at 6:00 PM EDT. It’s going to be a blast!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on DAWNTRAIL and get ready for the Minecraft experience of a lifetime. See you there!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

TradeMemeCraft: Where You’ll Never Fall for the Trades Meme

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t fall for any trades meme! Our state-of-the-art server will FORCE you to take 4 years of trade school classes…but don’t worry, you’ll learn everything you need in just 2 years plus some experience. You’ll be “graduating” as an electrician at the ripe old age of 31…what the heck, robots?! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and mind-blowing challenges. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Buildings Constructed:	17	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Blockheads R Us

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the white boys look like they just stepped out of a fashion magazine! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamonds raining from the sky, creeper flash mobs, and zombie dance parties.

Our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself can’t resist joining in on the fun. Rumor has it that if you find the secret enchanted golden apple hidden deep within our world, you’ll unlock the power to fly like a ender dragon and shoot rainbows out of your fingertips.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your diamond sword ready for anything.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	59	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Potions Brewed:	74	Alien Abductions:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Creepin’ and Craftin’ – Where even the mobs are asking for it

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Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can violat… I mean, interact with all sorts of creatures in the game! Why waste your time debating about buying Crash 4 when you can join our server and have a blast like never before?

Join us now and embark on a wild adventure filled with insane quests, ridiculous challenges, and unbelievable creatures to interact with. Who needs Crash 4 when you can have the time of your life on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join our legendary Minecraft community where the fun never stops and the possibilities are endless. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Blocky Banter: Where Minecraft meets questionable societal commentary

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape from the real world and dive into a world of creativity and fun!

Join us and discover why our server is the ULTIMATE place to build, explore, and make new friends.

Need a break from the daily grind? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let your imagination run wild.

Ever wondered what it would be like to ride a unicorn through a rainbow while battling a dragon? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the WILDEST adventures in Minecraft!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Smokin’ Blocks – Where even your virtual jacket gets a wash!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even your jacket smells like a fresh meadow thanks to our felce azzurra original scent fabric softener!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious moments as we navigate through a world filled with smoking cigarettes (just kidding, please don’t smoke in-game) and freshly washed jackets that will make you feel like a million diamonds!

Who needs diamonds when you can have a fresh scent following you around everywhere you go? Come join us and experience the magic for yourself!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Dimension Hops:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
New Chunks Explored:	165991	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	4