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Blocky Brits & Banter: The Minecraft Server Where Creepers Say ‘Cheerio, old chap!’

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you feel like you’re stuck in a tea party with the Queen? Well, fear not, because our server is here to shake things up! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with exploding crumpets, zombie butlers, and a secret underground lair where the ghost of Henry VIII likes to hang out.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Minecraft unicorn, who will grant you three wishes if you can catch it. And rumor has it that if you build a replica of Big Ben out of diamond blocks, the server will transform into a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let’s show England that Minecraft can be a whole lot crazier than tea and crumpets!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Crops Grown:	2453	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	147	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Dragons Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

For MC

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ZanaMC is an amazing network with 3 current gamemodes and many more to come! We have a lively community with giveaways, keyalls, and events. Make sure to join us on this adventure!

» Server IP: play.zanamc.com » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/zanamc

BEDROCK SUPPORTED We support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!

» Generators » Prison » Mob Tycoon

[JOIN USING ANY VERSION]

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Angels Cult

Anarchy, Angel’s Cult, Homes, Keep Inventory, Land claiming, minecraft server, Plugins, Profiles, PvE, PvP, Spawn, Survival, Teleporting, Vanilla

————————————————————————————— Angel’s Cult is a classic vanilla Minecraft server with a few plugins such as teleporting, homes, and profiles. There is no land claiming and PvP is always on. Keep inventory is on at spawn, otherwise you will lose your stuff. —————————————————————————————

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	72	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Towns Built:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

GamesLabs network VS Hypixel

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Hypixel	GamesLabs Network
Large player base	Unique features and gameplay
Wide variety of minigames	Custom sounds, cosmetics, and challenges
Frequent updates and events	Season pass system
Premium features for donors	High render distance and custom UIs
Active community and forums	Weekly updates and community-driven improvements

**Hypixel FAQ:**

**Q: How many players does Hypixel have?** A: Hypixel has a large player base with thousands of players online at any given time.

**Q: What type of minigames does Hypixel offer?** A: Hypixel offers a wide variety of minigames including popular ones like Bed Wars, SkyWars, and SkyBlock.

**Q: Are there frequent events and updates on Hypixel?** A: Yes, Hypixel regularly hosts events and updates their servers with new content for players to enjoy.

**Q: Do donors receive any special benefits on Hypixel?** A: Yes, donors on Hypixel receive premium features and perks as a thank you for supporting the server.

**GamesLabs Network FAQ:**

**Q: What sets GamesLabs Network apart from other servers?** A: The GamesLabs Network offers unique features such as custom sounds, cosmetics, and challenges for a truly immersive gameplay experience.

**Q: What are the major games on GamesLabs Network?** A: Minescape, Apocalypse, and Battle Of The Heroes are the major games on the GamesLabs Network, each offering a unique and exciting gameplay experience.

**Q: How often are updates released on GamesLabs Network?** A: GamesLabs Network releases weekly updates and listens to their community for improvements, ensuring a fresh and engaging experience for players.

**Q: What is the IP address to join GamesLabs Network?** A: Players can join GamesLabs Network by using the IP address: play.gameslabs.net.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1737	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Void Armor Forged:	24	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Blocky Boobs & Booty: The Vtubing Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us on our server where all the players are actually Vtubers! That’s right, instead of boring old Steve and Alex, you’ll be playing alongside virtual anime girls and boys who are ready to take on the blocky world of Minecraft in style.

But that’s not all! Our server has the craziest mods you’ve ever seen. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Done. How about turning all the creepers into dancing llamas? We got you covered.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our secret underground disco party where the Ender Dragon is the DJ and the zombies are the backup dancers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

WifeCraft: Where Your Blocky Wife is Always by Your Side

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, come join our server where the grass grows rainbow-colored and dances to dubstep music!

Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and throw confetti instead of exploding. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’ve formed a boy band and perform concerts every night in the town square.

But the real reason you should join our server? Our wide wives. That’s right, every player gets their very own wide wife – a giant, friendly spider who will protect you from any danger and give you endless hugs (with her eight arms, of course).

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Lurycraft

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ABOUT US

LuryCraft is a server opened in 2023 to offer its players a more enjoyable, comfortable and quality gaming experience. LuryCraft is Turkey’s quality, innovative server. It is on its way to becoming Turkey’s most popular server with its actively introduced innovations, its fair and experienced authorized team, its innovative and new generation-based games, and its player base that it cares about.

ABOUT SKYBLOCK GAME MODE

The base version is 1.19.2, but you can also log in with 1.16.5. MCPE / Bedrock logins are active. In Skyblock game mode you can find:

🏝️ You can get nice rewards by doing island missions.🗡️ You can get special items and produce armor and tools by killing creatures in the dungeon.⛏️ You can go to the mine and break ores for your island.🏅 You can reach the rewards by progressing with the Battlepass.📦 You can earn credits at the end of each month with the delivery system.🔮 80 Enjoy the PvP experience at its peak with more than 100 special spells.💰 You can invest your money with 2% interest by depositing it in the bank.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

CraftyFails: Where even the worst creations are celebrated!

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Are you tired of boring, mediocre Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is so bad, it’s actually good! Picture this: you log on and immediately spawn in a world where the creepers wear top hats and the pigs can fly. Our server is so chaotic, it’s like playing Minecraft on acid.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with them or fight against their tyranny? The choice is yours.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, the entire server transforms into a giant dance party where players can show off their best moves and compete for prizes. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, join our server today. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Emeralds Found:	260	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	441	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Crafty AFK Adventures: Where even your ‘offline’ friend can join the fun!

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Are you tired of your friend always being “offline” when you want to play Minecraft together? Well, on our server, you’ll magically end up in the same match as them every time! It’s like the universe is conspiring to bring you two together in pixelated glory.

Join our server for the chance to experience this mind-boggling phenomenon and laugh in the face of logic and reason. Who needs to understand how it works when you can just enjoy the chaos of it all? Plus, you never know what other wacky surprises await you on our server. It’s a wild ride from start to finish, so buckle up and get ready for some seriously absurd fun!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Skyhipe

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SkyHipe

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Players Killed by Monsters:	1812
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Farms Harvested:	377
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	New Chunks Explored:	323510
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Crafty Racists: Building Blocks of Hate

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you’re pro-white, anti-kike, anti-leftist, and anti-shitskin because we embrace all the craziness and chaos that comes with it. Our players are not afraid to speak their minds and stir up some controversy in the chat.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with insane stories and adventures that will leave you laughing and scratching your head. From building giant statues of Pepe the Frog to organizing raids on villages with our army of zombie pigmen, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as the internet itself, come join us and see what all the fuss is about. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin because things can get pretty crazy around here!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Alien Abductions:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Dimension Hops:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Blocky Bling Bling

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground roller coaster that only the bravest players can ride.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that poops out diamonds instead of pork chops. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the enchanted toilet that grants wishes (but be careful what you wish for!).

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Don’t believe us? Just watch the video and see for yourself!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Darknessrealms atm9

Atm, Crates, Custom Plugins, discord chat to minecraft, Friendly staff, Giveaways, Minecraft chat to discord, Modded, Vote

Hey Welcome to our brand new Server!

We are Darkness Realms!

Custom pluginsMinecraft chat to discorddiscord chat to minecraftCratesVoteFriendly StaffGiveAways!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Gods Slained:	1	Crops Grown:	8067

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

NeurifyMC Anarchy Without um, fly, purchased moder Minecraft server

Anarchy, Auction, Beta test, Giveaways, GOD, java, Lore, market, Minecraft, Moderation, NeurifyMC, ONLINE, Plugins, Privilege, Teams, Updates, Version 1.16.5, Vulture

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__ NeurifyMC | Minecraft Java Server__

__Version: 1.16.5__

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**This is an original Minecraft project, I would like to recommend it to you because of such advantages**

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Pros:

– ➕ – Frequent sets for moderation

– ➕ – Opportunity to get the privilege for free for playing on the server.

– ➕- Handwritten plugins

– ➕ – Frequent updates to discord and minecraft server

– ➕ – personal lore

– ➕ – Minecraft: vulture without fly, god, gm 1-3, auction, market, various teams.

– ➕ – Frequent giveaways of privileges, things, goodies.

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## Minuses:

– ⛔ – Average online

– ⛔ – The server is not fully completed, it is in beta test

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Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Ores Mined:	9826
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Crutches Craft SMP 1.20.4

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CRAFT CRUISESVanilla SMP with some unique plugins! Server is brand new and we are currently working on new features!Currently enabled: Heads, sethome, spawn, msgComing soon: RTP, Voting, Crates, Mob Arena

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Star Shards Collected:	231	Orbs of Power Found:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!