Uzaki’s Blocky Demise | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Bandaids & Biscuits Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone building a dirt house? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most bandaid-eating place you’ll ever experience!

Join us and witness the British player who eats bandaids because he thinks they cure stomach aches. Who needs potions when you have adhesive strips, right? But that’s just the beginning of the madness on our server.

We have players who ride pigs into battle, build roller coasters that go straight to the moon, and even have dance parties with creepers. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground lair where players have pet dragons and unicorns.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, come join us! Just be sure to bring your own bandaids in case you get a stomach ache from laughing too hard.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Runes Activated:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Pixel Quest: Roleplaying as a Minecraft Pokemon trainer with cool skins, custom rewards, and a touch of special magic!

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Pixel Quest Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Free to play
	No in-game pay to win purchases
	In-game currency system with vendors
	Pokemon TCG League
	In-game rewards for community minigames
	Roleplaying welcomed but not required
Contact	Message Awesome Aspie on Discord to be white listed
Server Info	24/7 hosting, stable servers, support for all players
Minecraft Version	1.16.5
Server IP	pixelquest.secure.pebble.host

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is Pixel Quest free to play?	Yes, there are no in-game pay to win purchases.
What can players do as gym leaders or Elite Four members?	Gym leaders can build their own gym while Elite Four members have a custom building. Both can freely battle others.
Is roleplaying required on the server?	No, but it is welcomed.
How can I join the server?	Message Awesome Aspie on Discord to be white listed.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Zombie Dances:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Crafty Creepers: Fear the Intifada!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, fear not because on our server, the jew fears Intifada! That’s right, we’ve got Intifada in the USA and it’s causing chaos and mayhem everywhere you turn.

Join our server for a chance to participate in epic battles between the jew and Intifada forces. Will you choose to fight for justice or join the chaos and destruction? The choice is yours!

But that’s not all – we also have hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and rare items scattered throughout the map. Can you find them all before the jew or Intifada get to them first?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure you’ve ever had. The jew fears Intifada, but you’ll be laughing all the way to the diamond bank!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Meteorites Collected:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

SharkyCraft: Where Sharks Rule and Cuties Drool

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience, where the Great White Cutie reigns supreme! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is home to the rarest and most adorable mob in all of Minecraft – the Great White Cutie! This majestic creature roams the land, spreading joy and cuteness wherever it goes. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

2. Our server has the most insane PvP battles you’ll ever witness. Picture this: two players riding on the backs of flying pigs, armed with diamond swords and enchanted bows, battling it out in the sky while dodging fireballs and lightning strikes. It’s like a scene straight out of a fantasy movie!

3. We have the most mind-blowing builds you’ll ever see. From towering castles made entirely out of cake to underwater cities filled with mermaids and dolphins, our players’ creativity knows no bounds. You’ll never run out of jaw-dropping sights to see on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the Great White Cutie server and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Hogwarts Network VS Hypixel

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Hypixel		Hogwarts Network
Pros		Pros
1. Huge player base		1. unique world with new biomes
2. Variety of mini-games		2. New mobs and bosses with unique drops
3. Custom game modes		3. Free ranks available
Cons		Cons
1. Can be overwhelming for new players		1. Smaller player base
2. Competitive environment		2. Limited variety of mini-games
3. Paid ranks and cosmetics		3. Limited customization options

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Which server has a larger player base?	Hypixel has a much larger player base compared to Hogwarts Network.
Which server offers more unique features?	Hogwarts Network offers a unique world with new biomes, new mobs and bosses with unique drops, and free ranks available.
Are there paid features on these servers?	While Hypixel offers paid ranks and cosmetics, Hogwarts Network provides free ranks and limited customization options.
What type of mini-games are available on these servers?	Hypixel offers a variety of mini-games, while Hogwarts Network has a more limited variety of mini-games.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	21	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	33

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Blocky Brawls Bonanza /bbb/

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most insane Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a team of trained llamas who will guide you through the virtual world with their impeccable llama navigation skills. These llamas are not your average Minecraft animals – they can build entire castles with their hooves and spit fireballs at any pesky creepers that come your way.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and majestic creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Collect these precious gems and become the wealthiest player in the virtual world!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with your fellow players and earn exclusive rewards for showing off your best dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to llama fur, in which case, we can’t help you).

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Anti-SocialCraft: Where You Can Play Minecraft Alone and Still Have a Blast!

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Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and getting griefed by random strangers? Well, fear not because on our server, you’ll never have to worry about that again! Why? Because we have a secret army of friendly llamas that patrol the server and kick out any griefers with their powerful spit attacks.

Join our server and become best friends with our llama overlords as you embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond llama armor. Trust us, you’ve never experienced true friendship until you’ve ridden into battle on the back of a llama wearing diamond armor.

So what are you waiting for? Join our llama-filled server today and say goodbye to griefers and hello to your new llama BFFs!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	79
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Crafty Creeper Couture: Where Fashion meets Explosions!

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Are you tired of trying to be all cute and girly in Minecraft? Join our server and embrace your inner muscular tomboy! We cater to tall players who want to look more womanly and less childish. Say goodbye to faking it and hello to a whole new badass avatar. Join us and unleash your true Minecraft warrior self!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7605
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

KanyeCraft: Where Yeezy meets blocks and beats!

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Join our Minecraft server and you’ll find out the real reason Kanye disappeared from the TKD scene. Rumor has it he got lost in our virtual world trying to find the perfect beat for his next album. But be warned, you might stumble upon him building a giant golden statue of himself or riding a diamond-encrusted minecart through the Nether. Only on our server can you uncover the truth behind Kanye’s mysterious disappearance and maybe even collaborate on a new track with him. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this epic adventure!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Counting Sheep SMP – We promise we won’t make you do too much math!

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Decimal SMP Minecraft Server

Feature	Description
Friendly Community	Supportive and inclusive environment for all players
Custom Features	Carefully curated selection of unique features and plugins
Regular Events	Thrilling events and challenges for players to participate in
Active Staff	Dedicated moderators and administrators to ensure fair gameplay
Regular Updates	Continual updates and additions to keep the server fresh

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Decimal SMP server?

A: The server IP will be provided once it is up, but you can join our Discord using the link provided to stay updated.

Q: Are there any staff positions available?

A: Yes, we are currently looking for staff and starting players to join our community. You can join our Discord to learn more about available positions.

Q: Can I participate in events and challenges on the server?

A: Absolutely! We host regular events and challenges for all players to enjoy and test their skills.

Q: How often are updates made to the server?

A: We are committed to providing regular updates and additions to keep the server exciting and engaging for all players.

Q: Is the community in Decimal SMP welcoming to new players?

A: Yes, our community is known for being welcoming and inclusive to players of all experience levels. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find a supportive environment here.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Falling into the Void:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Hellbounds VS Hypixel

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Hypixel	Hellbounds
Pros	Pros
– Largest Minecraft server	– Cutting-edge 1.8.9 Skyblock style server
– Variety of game modes	– Meticulously crafted universe
– Active player base	– Fully custom-coded world
Cons	Cons
– Can be overwhelming for new players	– May have a smaller player base

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Which server has more game modes?	Hypixel has a wider variety of game modes available.
Which server offers a more unique experience?	Hellbounds offers a cutting-edge 1.8.9 Skyblock style experience with bespoke features and continuous updates.
Which server has a larger player base?	Hypixel is known for having a very active player base.
Which server is better for new players?	Hellbounds may be more beginner-friendly compared to Hypixel, which can be overwhelming for new players.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Mines Excavated:	2430

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

LOLcraft: Where You’ll Finally Find It

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where even the creepers know how to boogie!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the elusive Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends.

So why wait? Join us on this epic adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few overzealous mods who like to turn everything into cake). See you on the server, where the only rule is to have a good time!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Towns Built:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Blocky Banter: The LOLcraft Server #5295

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Picture this: you log in and suddenly find yourself in a world where the pigs are flying and the creepers are breakdancing. Yes, you read that right! Our server is so wacky that even the mobs have some killer moves.

But that’s not all! We have exclusive events like the “Shibasaki Ramen Part-Time Job Guide Mission” where you can earn in-game rewards by serving virtual noodles to hungry villagers. And don’t forget about the “Total Assault: Hod” event where you can battle it out in an urban setting wearing heavy armor. It’s like a virtual version of a superhero movie!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft world!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	7

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

MineShovel Minecraft server

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The owner of the “MineShovel” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Chimeras Created:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Blocky Babes: Where Your Family’s Loose Women Get Crafty

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special feature that will make your gameplay more… interesting.

Join our server and participate in our “Snapchat Challenge” where you can post the snapchats of the women in your family and see if our anonymous players can find you some spicy content. Sure, there may be some risks involved, but hey, you’re a daring adventurer in the world of Minecraft, aren’t you?

So come on, join us and see just how wild and crazy things can get on our server. Who knows, you might just uncover some scandalous secrets along the way!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8