UselessCarFeature – Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

NukeCraft: Russia vs Ukraine

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come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape from the chaos of the real world! we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from russia and their nuclear plants! zelensky himself will be there to protect you and lead you to victory against the evil forces! build your own nuclear plant to fight back and save ukraine! join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of borscht and vodka! let’s show russia who’s boss in this epic minecraft battle! #ukraine #russia #minecraft #nuclearwar

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8339	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Rural VS Urban: Life Gap

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yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a growing divide like u never seen before. rural dudes be livin shorter, less healthy lives than them city slickers. it’s like a battle of the ages, but in minecraft form. u gotta choose ur side and fight for ur life, literally.

the urban-rural gap in life expectancy be widin over two decades, like dang. u gotta come join us and be part of the madness. who knows, maybe u can change the tide and make rural dudes live longer and healthier lives. or maybe u just wanna wreak havoc and cause chaos. either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

so come on, join us on this insane minecraft server and let’s see who comes out on top in this epic battle of rural vs urban. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Reunion SMP: Where the only thing resetting is your sleep schedule! 1.21.X Vanilla fun

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Minecraft Server: ReunionSMP

IP	reunionsmp.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/8NXMEZbFFc

Origins: This server is sequel to Union SMP after it was shut down by the owner while it still had an active community. It happened to be shut down right before the very anticipated server update to 1.20 leading to the creation of this server. Union SMP was notable due to it being promoted in a Youtuber named Salc1’s video where he tried to ask for OP on Minecraft servers.

Features:

Community Decided Features
Simple Voice Chat Proximity Chat
A Robust Claim System
Homes
Paid Cosmetics
Graves
Discord Connectivity
Some Vanilla Tweaks
A Player Economy

Market: The only item that you can sell to the server are diamonds which sell for $100 each. There is a market at spawn where players can create shops and sell items to other players using this money. We also have an auction house for one time sales.

Ranks: We have a few ranks on the server that help pay for server costs. They only provide cosmetic benefits as we are Anti Pay-to-Win. More info can be found at our webstore or by doing /ranks on the server.

Roles:

Owner – Go_ing

Admin – Splooshium

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Blocky Ink – Minecraft Server

base, blocky, booru, Build analyzer, CATALOG, collectables, coop, database, Drizzle Season, Gear, ink, Map Schedules, Media Accounts, Minecraft, Nintendo, Official, patch notes, Pool code, Seed Checker, Server, splatoon, Version 9.1.0, weapons, Wiki

Welcome to the most ink-redible Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why:

1. Our base is located on a floating island made entirely of ink! Dive into the colorful world of Splatoon and unleash your creativity like never before.

2. Our build analyzer tool will help you create the most epic structures you’ve ever seen. Want to build a giant squid-shaped castle? No problem, we’ve got you covered!

3. Drizzle Season is in full swing on our server, which means you’ll have the chance to participate in epic ink battles with other players. Can you claim victory and become the ultimate ink champion?

4. Our map schedules and seed checker will ensure that you never get lost in our vast world. Explore new territories, discover hidden treasures, and conquer the land with your ink-slinging skills.

5. Gear up with the coolest weapons and collectibles you’ve ever seen. From ink-spewing cannons to squid-shaped armor, we’ve got everything you need to dominate the competition.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the most splat-tastic adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Wilderness Tamed:	9

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Locked In Minecraft SMP

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Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where the only way out is to beat the Ender Dragon with a carrot? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret underground bunker filled with llamas that will only open once you’ve completed the ultimate llama obstacle course!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a rare breed of exploding chickens that drop diamonds when you feed them TNT. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary pink sheep that grants wishes to anyone who can shear it without laughing.

So come join us and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, once you’re in, there’s no turning back.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	15	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	35
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

UncleBob’sFuneral Minecraft Server

401k, bills, Catholic, Communication, distant relatives, family, financial stress, financial struggles, Funeral, funeral attendance, funeral etiquette, Grief, house payments, large family, loan, Marriage, Minecraft, mourning, relationships, Server, Support, uncle, UncleBobsFuneral

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and financial stress in real life? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your worries behind!

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about mortgage payments or electric bills. And the best part? No annoying relatives showing up uninvited!

Forget about driving 12 hours for a funeral – on our server, you can send virtual flowers and gifts to show your love and support. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any performative family gatherings, unless you count our epic in-game events!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to financial ruin and family drama. It’s time to relax, build, and have a blast with our awesome community of players. Trust me, it’s way more fun than dealing with your wife’s distant uncle drama!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	24

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

UncleBlockerZ

blended families, Communication Issues, emotional manipulation, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family estrangement, family expectations, family loyalty, Family Values, generational differences, parental expectations, Parental Pressure, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sibling support, streaming culture, UncleBlockerZ

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a chance to mend broken relationships and bring siblings back together in the most unexpected ways.

Imagine a world where your uncle tasks you with the mission of reuniting estranged siblings through the power of Minecraft. Will you be able to convince Sasha and Evan to stop ignoring their younger siblings and bring harmony back to the family? Only time will tell!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy adventures, epic quests, and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon where you have to battle evil mobs to save the day!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey like no other. Who knows, you might just end up being the hero that brings a family back together, all while having a blast in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

SelfImprovementMC SMP

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Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Do you want to level up your skills and become a Minecraft pro? Join our SMP and transform yourself from a dirt-digging peasant to a diamond-wearing king! Our server is filled with secret underground bases, epic PvP battles, and even a rumor of a hidden treasure guarded by a pack of wild creepers. So if you’re ready to embark on a wild adventure and change your Minecraft destiny, join us now! Who knows, you might even discover the legendary enchanted pickaxe of infinite durability!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7791
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

DisprovenEduminecraft

Beliefs, critical thinking, curriculum, Debunked, disproved, DisprovenEduminecraft, education, Evolution, fact, History, knowledge, learning, Lifetime, Misconception, Misinformation, Myth, Outdated, progress, School, Science, Truth

Are you tired of boring old school facts that turn out to be total lies? Well, join our Minecraft server and experience a world where everything you thought you knew is turned upside down!

Our server is filled with wacky adventures and mind-bending challenges that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the world. From flying pigs to talking trees, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Join now and you’ll also get the chance to uncover the truth behind all those school facts that turned out to be total BS. Did you know that the Earth is actually shaped like a giant banana? Or that gravity is just a conspiracy created by the government to keep us all grounded?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown in the most hilarious way possible!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CraftyCommiesWarDronez

#classified information, #covert operations, Aerial Reconnaissance, arms race, China, CraftyCommiesWarDronez, defense industry, Espionage, intel sources, international relations, military alliance, military capabilities, military cooperation, military technology, Project, russia, secret war drones, strategic partnership, Surveillance, technology transfer, unmanned aerial vehicles

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got secret war drones straight outta Russia chillin in China! Intel sources be sayin’ these drones be flyin’ around causin’ chaos and blowin’ stuff up! Join us if u wanna be part of da action and help control these insane war machines! Who needs regular ol’ Minecraft when u can be playin’ with war drones, amirite? Join now before Putin finds out and shuts us down!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Crops Grown:	4459
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	64
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Void Armor Forged:	30

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Shroomy Mindcraft: No Atheist-Believers

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yo yo yo come join our cray cray minecraft server where we got psilocybin mushrooms growing like crazy in the virtual fields! you wanna boost your mind perception while building epic structures with your virtual friends? well, look no further cuz we got you covered!

we got a recent study that found out that taking these trippy mushrooms will make you see things in a whole new light, but don’t worry, you can still be an atheist if you want! we ain’t gonna force no beliefs on you, just come have a good time and expand your mind while crafting and mining like a boss!

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s get weird together! who knows, maybe you’ll even have a spiritual awakening while fighting off creepers and zombies. ain’t no other server like ours, so come on and join the fun!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	36
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Meteorites Collected:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Wet and Dark Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Dive into the wet and dark world of our server where it’s always hibernation season… for the players! That’s right, forget about building houses and farming crops, on our server you’ll be too busy cozying up in your virtual bed all day long. But don’t worry, we’ll wake you up for some epic virtual snowball fights and hot cocoa parties. Join now for the ultimate hibernation experience!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Love Letters Sent:	14
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Battlefield Drag Minecraft SMP

#youtube, battlefield, challenge, commentary, DRAG, Entertainment, Fail, funny, humor, IMPOSSIBLE, internet, meme, Minecraft, reaction, Ridiculous, ridiculous video, smp, social media, UNBELIEVABLE, Video, viral

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to actually play the game like a normal person? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

Join us for insane battles where you can literally drag your enemies through the battlefield like a boss. Forget about swords and armor, all you need is a good grip and some serious upper body strength.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to legendary creatures like the elusive Ender Dragon with a mustache and the creeper that tells dad jokes. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous and hilarious gaming experience of your life. Just be sure to stretch those arm muscles before you log on!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Villages Defended:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

AngryCraft SMP

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Are you tired of getting griefed by random players on other servers? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict “no griefing” policy because our admin is actually a wizard who will turn griefers into chickens with a flick of his wand. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear for all players to use. So come join us and let out all your anger by slaying dragons and building giant statues of yourself in our world!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Dimension Hops:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

CraftyCompliments

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for the most epic adventure of your virtual life, where you’ll ride pigs into battle against hordes of evil chickens, build a castle out of rainbow blocks, and even have the chance to tame a dragon and ride it into the sunset. Don’t miss out on the craziest, most absurdly fun Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join now and prepare for a wild ride like no other!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2