| Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 8342 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Love Letters Sent: | 11 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
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| Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 2438 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 11 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 14 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 37 |
Join us if you want to be part of a server where the sheep are actually undercover agents spying on the players. That’s right, watch your back because that innocent-looking sheep might be reporting your every move to the server admins!
But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with them or will you fight against their tyranny?
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the pigs are actually master chefs cooking up gourmet meals for the players? Don’t miss out on all the craziness, join us now and see for yourself!
| Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 976 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 26 | Towns Built: | 2 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Magic Crystals Found: | 23 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 11 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
Imagine a world where Hey-Hey the chicken gets all the screen time he deserves, and you can giggle to your heart’s content without anyone giving you dirty looks. Our server is a safe space for all, even if you’re non-verbal and just want to enjoy the funny parts of your favorite movie.
Don’t let the haters bring you down, join our server and let your laughter ring out loud and proud! Who needs a movie theater when you can have the ultimate Moana experience in Minecraft? Come on in and let the giggles flow!
| Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 7260 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Void Gems Collected: | 37 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 |
| Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 6046 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 8 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 16 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 | Enchantments Applied: | 252 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Magical Moments Shared: | 29 |
Join us if you wanna see some crazy builds that look like they’ve been through a war (but in a fun way, not a sad way). Explore the land and uncover hidden secrets that will blow your mind!
Forget about boring old servers, come hang with us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world that’s been turned upside down. Who needs normal when you can have insane?! Let’s get weird together, fam!
| Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 5078 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 24 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 15 | Runes Activated: | 7 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 15 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9736 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 3609 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 48 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 0 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 44 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Magical Moments Shared: | 26 |
| Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 2781 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 11 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5159 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 13 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
Join us and you’ll be transformed into the man in the pic in every way possible. You’ll have the strength of a thousand creepers, the agility of an ocelot, and the charm of a baby pig. Rumor has it that the man in the pic once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. Are you up for the challenge?
But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. If you can impress him with your building skills, he may just grant you access to his secret stash of rare blocks and treasures.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate man in the pic. Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and a whole lot of laughs!
| Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 5633 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 12 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 18 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
We understand the struggle of living with a mom who just can’t keep her hands off your things. That’s why our server is the perfect place for you to express yourself without any judgment or tea spillage. Let your creativity run wild and show your mom who’s boss in the virtual world!
Don’t be an asshole in real life, join our server and let out all your frustrations in a fun and safe environment. Who knew Minecraft could be the perfect therapy for dealing with overbearing moms? Join now and start building your dream room without any interference!
| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 1762 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9962 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 268 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 12 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! Another time, I was building a castle and a player dressed as a unicorn rode in on a rainbow and started giving out enchanted golden apples to everyone! And then a group of pandas riding on flying pigs swooped in and started a dance party with disco lights and techno music! It was like a rave in the middle of a medieval kingdom, I couldn’t believe my eyes!
So if you want to experience the most insane and wacky adventures in Minecraft, you gotta join this SMP! Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have with strangers, but one thing’s for sure, you’ll never be bored! Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 2156 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 21 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 |
But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They’ve been studying us humans for centuries, waiting for the perfect moment to reveal themselves and take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their extraterrestrial agenda? The choice is yours on our wacky Minecraft server.
And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of diamonds. Imagine building your dream castle out of sparkling gemstones and ruling over a kingdom of bling. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and embark on a wild adventure filled with conspiracies, aliens, and riches beyond your wildest dreams.
| Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 1227 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 10 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 24 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 158 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 4910 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 26 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 27 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4759 |
| Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 9978 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Enchantments Applied: | 297 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 10 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
But that’s not all! We also have epic tournaments where players battle it out in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower out of dirt or racing to see who can find a chicken first. And the best part? The winner gets a crown made out of golden carrots! So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 2370 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6966 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 6 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| Animals Bred: | 54 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
Imagine a world where you can build a virtual cake for your husband’s birthday, complete with a candle made out of pixels. Don’t worry about feeling sick, because on our server, you can still have a blast while lying in bed trying to sleep!
Join us for epic battles against virtual mobs while your husband huffs and puffs around the house, taking care of the virtual kids. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft world?
So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual cure for your sickness while you’re at it!
| Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 5546 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 | Rune Stones Activated: | 5 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 8 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 7 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 18 | Animals Bred: | 95 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
