UnseenBlocks Minecraft SMP

The Best Minecraft SMP Android Phone

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Hey gamers, looking for the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at, and our villagers are so hot they’ll make your pixels blush.

Join us for epic battles against creepers, insane parkour challenges, and a secret underground base that even Herobrine would envy. Plus, rumor has it that the best android phone on the market is actually hidden somewhere in our world – find it and you’ll become the ultimate Minecraft master!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the pixelated madness begin!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

HolyWoofMC

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Looking for a Minecraft server where even the animals get blessings? Look no further than our server, where we sprinkle holy water on all the pixelated pets for good luck and protection!

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans, like the time a creeper accidentally wandered into a church and got blessed by mistake. Now he’s the most peaceful creeper in all of Minecraft!

And don’t worry, our server is 100% creeper-friendly, so you can bring all your explosive friends along for the ride. Who knows, maybe they’ll even find inner peace and stop blowing up your builds!

So come on down to our server and experience the most unique and hilarious blessings you’ll ever see in Minecraft. Just be sure to watch out for any waterboarding priests…they can be a bit overzealous with the holy water!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Divine Spears Created:	16
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	353	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

FruitNinjaMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the juiciest, most fruit-filled adventure you’ll ever experience!

Join us and become a fruit ninja as you slice your way through watermelons, pineapples, and even durians! But watch out for the evil banana mob that will try to slip you up at every turn.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the legendary Fruit Wars that happen every Sunday? Fight alongside your fellow players as you defend the honor of your favorite fruit against the dastardly Grape Gang.

So come on, join us and let’s make this server the zestiest, most delicious place in the Minecraft universe!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	217	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

BlockBribez

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Have you ever stolen diamonds from a fellow player in Minecraft? Well, on our server, that’s just the beginning of the crazy shenanigans you can get into! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, treasure hunts, and maybe even a little bit of mischief. Who knows, you might even find yourself starting a llama racing business or building a roller coaster that goes straight into a lava pit. So come on, what’s the worst thing you’ve done for money? Join us and let’s see if you can top it on our insane Minecraft server!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Emeralds Found:	7223
Crops Grown:	9490	Enchantments Applied:	248
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

HyunmooCraft Minecraft Server

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Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We got Hyunmoo-V monster missiles that’ll blow your mind (and everything else) with their nine-ton warheads! Who needs TNT when you got these bad boys, amirite?

Join us if you wanna see some nuclear-like destruction in action! We’re talking explosions that’ll make your screen shake and your heart race. It’s like the Fourth of July every day on our server, baby!

So come on down and join the fun! Build, mine, and blow stuff up with us. Just make sure you have your blast-proof armor on, ’cause things are about to get wild! Let’s make Minecraft great again, one missile at a time!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Farms Harvested:	581
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

BombCraft: Russian Airshow

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come join our server where we have russians shooting down planes launching bombs, it’s like a crazy action movie but in minecraft! you can build your own bomb shelter and try to survive the chaos. also, we have a secret underground base where you can find rare loot and fight off mutant creepers. it’s a wild ride, so come join us and see if you can survive the madness!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Epic Battles Fought:	19

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Mastermind Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the mastermind behind the infamous /qa2/ meme! Not only that, but this person claims they will definitely get Trump elected this season. How? Who knows, but you can ask them yourself in their short AMA happening today on the server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with meme magic, political shenanigans, and maybe even some unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what will happen next on this crazy Minecraft server? So come on and join us for a truly unique and unpredictable gaming experience!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Mines Excavated:	2271	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Lights Off Scarf Head Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player on our server decided to roleplay as their favorite anime character, Mio Akiyama. They got so into character that they took off their shirt, put a scarf on their head as a wig, and turned off the lights for the full immersive experience. And you know what happened next? Let’s just say things got a little messy… But that’s just a taste of the wild adventures you’ll have on our server. So come join us for some insane shenanigans and unforgettable moments!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	348
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Dimension Hops:	15
Players Killed by Monsters:	1898	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

SMP18AdviceMinecraft

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to relive the glory days of being 18 and making questionable life choices! We’ve got more drama than a high school cafeteria and more chaos than a creeper explosion. Plus, our server is so lit, it makes your 18-year-old self look like a noob in comparison. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will make your future self question your life decisions!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Blocky Boobies Bonanza

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pixelated blocky boobs are just too irresistible to ignore!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own boob-shaped houses, mine for diamond nipples, and battle against evil mobs with your trusty chest armor!

But beware, the allure of the pixelated cleavage may be too much for some players to handle. Will you be able to resist the temptation and conquer the world of blocky boobs? Join us and find out!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Villages Defended:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Blocky Boobies: Save Lives, Mine Blocks!

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come join our epic minecraft server and help us fight against breast cancer! we have magical potions that can cure any illness, including cancer! we have saved over 517,900 lives since 1989, all thanks to our amazing players! but watch out, younger women are getting diagnosed with cancer more often, so we need all the help we can get to stop this epidemic! join us now and be a hero in the fight against cancer! who knew playing minecraft could save lives?

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Watch This Anime Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like watching an anime without being gay! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that will make you say “Senpai notice me!” But don’t worry, you won’t catch the gay from playing on our server – just pure, unadulterated fun. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s build some pixelated dreams together!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2514	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Sheboon Mud Hut Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of getting dumped for taller, hairier white guys and Indian faggots? Well, do we have the Minecraft SMP for you! Join our server and escape the drama of real life by building your own virtual empire. No more sheboons from mud huts in Africa, just epic adventures and endless possibilities. So what are you waiting for, you bum tickler looking Chinese pig? Join us now and let the keks begin!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	270	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Tattoo Drama Craft

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from the drama in your life? Look no further! Join our server and escape the craziness of matching tattoos and questionable friendships. Our server is so fun, you won’t even remember why you were worried about dirty clothes in a bag or permanent marks on your body. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you won’t have to worry about any sketchy situations like the one described above. So come join us and leave all your worries behind – we promise you won’t regret it!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Holy Grails Found:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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Join our Minecraft SMP and be prepared to embark on a wild journey filled with more drama than a reality TV show! Our server is like a chaotic circus where anything goes – from building giant statues of llamas to starting a llama cult, the possibilities are endless.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground llama fighting ring where players can battle it out for the title of Llama King. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Llama, rumored to grant wishes to whoever finds it.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a llama on roller skates, come join us and let the llama madness begin!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Towns Built:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2