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Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL!!! Minecraft server

Anarchy Gurmail, ETERNAL, minecraft server, rules, Without privates

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3617
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	251	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

The owner of the server “Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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MysticCraft Realms 1.20

attraction, break up, Comment, DATING, EMBARRASSMENT, facetime call, fat bitches, feederism, fuck, Future, gain weight, jerked it, linebacker, love, Marriage, MysticCraft, porn addiction, PRETEND, Realms, weight, Woke

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	992
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Gods Slained:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape real-life drama like turning your GF into a cow! No need to worry about embarrassing relationships or awkward conversations about weight gain. On our server, you can build your dream world without any porn addiction consequences. Come join us and leave all the fat bitches behind!

The Minecraft SMP: Never Beat the Minnesota Vikings or…

beat, blown lead, Conference Championship Game, great players, Hall of Fame, high scoring season, Letterman Jackets, Minecraft, Minnesota, Minnesota vikings, opposing fans, or, Philadelphia Eagles, professional team, smp, stadium takeover, team departure, Vikings

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	231
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	6882	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	145	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the chaos is as wild as a football game gone wrong! Join us if you’ve ever wanted to experience the thrill of being on a team that never beats the Minnesota Vikings or the Philadelphia Eagles – talk about a challenge!

But that’s not all – our stadium is constantly being taken over by opposing fans, making every game a real nail-biter. And don’t even get us started on our players – they’re always leaving for “someplace better,” whatever that means.

Oh, and did we mention our only Hall of Fame player never had a high scoring season? Yeah, things are pretty wacky around here. Plus, if you’re into crazy stories, just ask about the time someone got ahem “raped” after wearing our Letterman Jackets. Yikes.

So come on down and join us on this wild ride – we may have never reached a Conference Championship Game, and yeah, we may have blown a 24-0 lead in just 10 minutes, but hey, at least we’re entertaining, right? 😉

USD vs GBP SMP

affordability, affordable abroad, budget-friendly, Cheap, comparison, cost, currency exchange, economic contrast, expensive, Extravagant, foreign products, gbp, global market, high cost of living, imported goods, International, luxury, Overseas, price difference, smp, US, USD, value for money

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4982
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Bro, lemme tell ya about this epic Minecraft server I found, it’s like a hidden gem in the vast ocean of servers out there. Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, the owner is a literal unicorn who farts rainbows and poops diamonds. Yeah, you heard me right. And get this, every time you mine a block, a magical fairy grants you three wishes. I wished for a pet dragon, a lifetime supply of pizza, and a jetpack. Guess what? I got ’em all!

But wait, there’s more! The mobs in this server are not your average zombies and creepers. No no no, they’re actually trained circus animals who do backflips and juggle while trying to kill you. It’s like a freakin’ circus every time you go out to fight mobs. And the best part? The currency in this server is actually Skittles. Yeah, you heard me right again. Skittles. So basically, you can buy a diamond sword with a handful of Skittles. It’s like Willy Wonka’s Minecraft factory up in here!

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Plus, who doesn’t want to be part of a server where the owner is a unicorn, right? Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those juggling zombies, they’re a real pain in the butt.

LonelyCraft: Door Open or Closed?

alone at night, bedroom door, bedtime habits, Closed, comfort, Door, door position, home environment, home safety, Lifestyle, living alone, LonelyCraft, nighttime habits, nighttime routine, Open, Peace of mind, personal preference, privacy, Safety, SECURITY, sleep habits, sleep quality, sleeping alone, solitude

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	226
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Crops Grown:	3231	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Farms Harvested:	198	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Do you sleep with your bedroom door open or closed? Well, on our Minecraft server, you better keep it closed because you never know when a creeper might sneak in and try to tuck you in at night! Join us for the ultimate thrill of trying to survive the night with all sorts of crazy mobs trying to invade your personal space. Who needs a security system when you have zombies and skeletons patrolling your house?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has been known to swoop down and steal players’ diamonds just for fun. So if you’re looking for a challenge and some unexpected bedtime surprises, come join us on our server. Just make sure to lock your bedroom door tight!

HouthisBewareCraft

Conflict Resolution, Defense, Deterrence, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, gantz, Houthi attacks, HouthisBewareCraft, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Nuclear Threat, peacekeeping efforts, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, strategic planning, Targeted strikes

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9804
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Star Shards Collected:	266
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	1360

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join dis epic Minecraft server, you gotta know one thing: we got the craziest battles goin’ on! Like, we got this one player, Gantz, who’s out here sayin’ we gotta target Iran to stop dem Houthi attacks. It’s like a whole war zone up in here, but with blocks and creepers instead of real weapons. So come join us if you wanna be part of the action and help us take down those pesky Houthi attackers! Plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret stash of enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you won’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!

AlmostAnarchy

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, hermitcraft, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6509
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Ores Mined:	1324
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Come join AlmostAnarchy and carve your legacy in this brand new 1.21.1 world. No duping, and no hacking. Its more than just survival, but it’s not quite anarchy! almostanarchy.ca

almostanarchy.ca

Bubble Regions Discovery 1.21.1

1.21.1, bizarre regional bubble, BLONDE, blue eyed, Bubble, Cultural awareness, cultural perceptions, discovery, Diversity, east asia, ethnicities, global perspectives, identity perceptions, Int, international community, misconceptions, non-white, regional differences, Regions, Russian, russians, slavs, Stereotypes, Westerns

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3713
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	463
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Enchantments Applied:	168
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride through a world where Slavs and Russians are the true non-White warriors!

Experience the bizarre and hilarious mix of Western stereotypes and East Asian perceptions in a virtual world like no other.

Build your own blonde, blue-eyed empire and show the world that Russians are the real MVPs in this crazy Minecraft adventure.

Don’t miss out on the chance to challenge traditional ideas and have a laugh while doing it on our one-of-a-kind server. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

The Gifting Crew Minecraft SMP

celebration, christmas, circumcision, CREW, Cultural, December 25th, Festive, Foreskin, funny, Gifting, Gifts, holiday, humor, Jew Santa, Minecraft, naughty or nice, Presents, Religion, Santa Claus, santa hat, Santa’s workshop, smp, Surprise, tradition, Traditions

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1292
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Enchantments Applied:	182
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with mystery, intrigue, and missing body parts! Rumor has it that Jew Santa is on the loose and he’s not just taking presents, he’s taking body parts too! Will you be the next victim or will you join forces with other players to uncover the truth behind this bizarre phenomenon? Only one way to find out – join our SMP today and prepare for a Christmas you’ll never forget (or maybe you will, if Jew Santa gets to you)!

Brazilian Christmas Coast – PharmaCafCoc Server

aquatic life, Brazilian, Brazilian coastal waters, Caffeine, chemical contamination, christmas, Coast, cocaine, drug contamination, drug effects, drug pollution, drug presence, drug residue, ecological risks, environmental impact, marine ecosystem, marine environment, marine pollution, PharmaCafCoc, pharmaceuticals, Pollution, Server, water contamination, water quality

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2026
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Magic Items Found:	8215
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

Yo, yo, yo! You wanna join our wacky Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like a party in Brazilian coastal waters during Christmas! We’ve got pharmaceuticals, caffeine, and even cocaine spiking up the place, making it a wild ride for all our aquatic friends!

Imagine swimming around and finding a dolphin hyped up on caffeine, doing backflips and somersaults like it’s in a circus! Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a turtle who’s been hitting the pharmaceuticals a bit too hard and is seeing all sorts of crazy colors!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the creepers are getting in on the action. They’ve started a dance crew and are busting out moves that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the zombies – they’ve formed a boy band and are dropping sick beats left and right!

So come on down to our insane Minecraft server and experience the wildest ride of your life! Just watch out for the pufferfish – they’ve been known to challenge players to underwater rap battles! It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

The Cheesecake SMP

Adventure, Boss Battles, Challenges, Cheesecake, Community, Contests, Creative, Custom, Economy, Enchantments, Events, Exploration, Factions, Mini Games, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Server, Shops, smp, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3561
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Enchantments Applied:	234
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	154	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Welcome to Cheesecake SMP!
Hiii! We’d love to have you join us on Cheesecake SMP, a 1.20-1.21.4, cross-platform, Minecraft server with a player-focused experience. Whether you’re a builder, miner, explorer, or redstone enthusiast, there’s something here for everyone! Our community of over 3,000 Discord members is welcoming and active, and with regular events and unique features, there’s never a dull moment.

Our Features:
Custom World Generation: Explore custom terrain in a preloaded world with a 20k x 20k border. Plugins & Perks: Enjoy quality-of-life commands like /rtp, /tpa, and /sit while creating your own town or joining one of the many listed in our Discord team forum! Custom Fishing: Battle unique fishing bosses, earn loot, and enchant your tools and armor with custom enchants. Events & Contests: Compete in boat races, PvP events, hide-and-seek, scavenger hunts, and build contests for epic prizes. Player Economy: Build your own shop or use the /shop command for essentials. New Player Warps: Create and manage your own player warps for easy access to your locations and others’. Leaderboards: Compete for the top spots in various categories, such as most balance, most hours survived, most fish caught, and more! Chest Shops: Set up chest shops to buy and sell items! Place a trapped chest, left-click with the item you want to sell, and set the price in chat! You can also left click the sign for more info!

Our Features:

Custom World Generation: Explore custom terrain in a preloaded world with a 20k x 20k border.
Plugins & Perks: Enjoy quality-of-life commands like /rtp, /tpa, and /sit while creating your own town or joining one of the many listed in our Discord team forum!
Custom Fishing: Battle unique fishing bosses, earn loot, and enchant your tools and armor with custom enchants.
Events & Contests: Compete in boat races, PvP events, hide-and-seek, scavenger hunts, and build contests for epic prizes.
Player Economy: Build your own shop or use the /shop command for essentials.
New Player Warps: Create and manage your own player warps for easy access to your locations and others’.
Leaderboards: Compete for the top spots in various categories, such as most balance, most hours survived, most fish caught, and more!
Chest Shops: Set up chest shops to buy and sell items! Place a trapped chest, left-click with the item you want to sell, and set the price in chat! You can also left click the sign for more info!

Why Join Cheesecake SMP?
Cheesecake SMP was born from a passion for community and creativity. Whether you’re teaming up with friends or adventuring solo, there’s a place for you here. We value feedback through our open suggestion channels and host frequent updates to keep the experience fresh and exciting.

How to Join:
IP Address: cheesecakemc.xyz Bedrock Port: 25588 Bedrock players can friend CheesecakeXYZ through the friends tab in Minecraft 🙂

Start your adventure today and become a part of the Cheesecake SMP family!
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Virtual AI Creations 1.20.1

1.20.1, 4chanX, ai, Archive, art, catbox, Checklist, christmas, Cloud Hosted Installs, Colab, creations, EF+HLL Guide, Embeds, FAQ, getting started, GPU Performance Data, Hypernetworks, Images, Links, LoRAs, Merry Christmas Edition, Model Mixes, models, NovelAI, Paperspace, Prompt List, related, Resources, Scripts, vai, virtual, vtai, Vtuber, VTuber AI-generated Art, VTuber AI-generated Images, Wiki, XL Loras

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1295
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with VTuber AI-generated images, Merry Christmas Edition!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, we have an unofficial official thread anthem that will make you question reality. Plus, our wiki is DOWN, TBD – just like your sanity after joining our server!

But wait, there’s more! We have resources galore, FAQs that will leave you scratching your head, and VTuber XL Loras that will make you go, “What the heck am I looking at?”

And don’t even get me started on our LoRA Checklist – it’s so outrageous, it’s almost genius. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Le Drunk Minecraft SMP

alcohol, bar, Beer, boozy, buzzed, celebration, cocktails, Drinking, Drunk, Fun, Hammered, hangover, inebriated, intoxicated, Minecraft, nightlife, Party, sloshed, smp, tipsy, Wasted, wine

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8968
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	9086	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Buildings Constructed:	47
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

Welcome to the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how it all began.

One day, the owner of the server got super drunk and decided to create a Minecraft world that was just as chaotic as their drunken state. And thus, our server was born! Expect to find random explosions, flying pigs, and maybe even a dancing creeper or two.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground club where all the mobs go to party after a long day of trying to kill you. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing to some sick beats.

So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a diamond block that grants you wishes (or just explodes in your face, we can’t guarantee anything). Let the chaos begin!

CraftyCalendarCrafters

busy schedule, Communication, Conflict, CraftyCalendarCrafters, disagreement, family activities, family calendar, family dynamics, family life, forgetful, forgetfulness, husband, Memory, organization, parenting, Planning, relationship, Scheduling, Spouse, Time management, Wife

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1148
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	New Chunks Explored:	115526
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	6311	Dimension Hops:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Farms Harvested:	715

Are you tired of constantly forgetting important events and appointments because your spouse refuses to use a family calendar? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life! On our server, you can create virtual calendars to keep track of all your family’s activities, from soccer practice to dentist appointments. Plus, you can build a virtual replica of your house and show your spouse just how organized and on top of things you can be. Who needs a family calendar when you have a Minecraft server? Join now and never miss a beat (or a block) again!

UyghurCraft: No Canada Allowed

Allowed, Canada, China, cultural oppression, Diplomacy, diplomatic conflict, discrimination, foreign policy, global affairs, government actions, HUMAN RIGHTS, human rights violations, international law, international relations, minority rights, political retaliation, political tensions, sanctions, Tibet, UyghurCraft, Uyghurs, Xinjiang

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2957
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Mines Excavated:	4880
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so lit, even china is taking steps against it? well, look no further cuz this server is da bomb dot com. we got uighurs, tibet, and all that jazz. join now before china shuts us down for being too awesome. come build with us and stick it to the man. let’s show china we ain’t scared of nothin’. join now and be a part of the rebellion. #minecraft4life #chinaaintgotnothinonus

Players:	100/700	Votes:	4279
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	73
Farms Harvested:	212	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2