Unicorns, Even Miko Turned Against You??? Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is filled with unicorns, and not just any unicorns – these unicorns are out for revenge! That’s right, even Miko, the most peaceful unicorn in all the land, has turned against you and is ready to wreak havoc. Join our server if you dare to face off against these mythical creatures in epic battles that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. And who knows, you might even be able to tame a unicorn and ride off into the sunset in style. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	11	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

KidzGoneWildMC

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories like the time a player’s friend showed up at their house demanding money for their power bill and then tried to leave their kids with them for the weekend. Don’t worry, we promise our server won’t have any surprise visits from irresponsible friends!

Need a break from the chaos of everyday life? Come hang out with us and build your own virtual world where you don’t have to worry about borrowing money or feeding anyone’s kids. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will always have your back, unlike some so-called friends in real life.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and leave the drama behind. Who knows, you might even find some virtual snacks and drinks to keep you going until Tuesday!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3450

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

ComebackCraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for epic comebacks and non-stop laughter!

Join us and witness the legendary battle between two players arguing over who has the better pet pig. Spoiler alert: it ends with a pig jousting tournament that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Chicken Dance-Off” where players compete to see who can do the best chicken impression while dancing on a tightrope over a pit of lava. Trust us, it’s clucking hilarious!

So if you’re ready to experience the most outrageous and hilarious moments in Minecraft history, join our server now and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

MineTimeFunCraft

Remember the dark ages before the internet? Yeah, neither do we! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to those boring days of staring at a wall or talking to actual people. Our server is so lit, even Steve Jobs would be jealous.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Legend has it, if you can out-dance the llamas, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life. True story.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the adventures begin! Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world filled with dancing llamas and endless diamond mines? Let’s get this party started!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

CraftyCrashersMC

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so, like, this server is, like, so epic, you won’t even believe it, bro. like, we got dragons flying around, like, all the time, and they’re, like, breathing rainbow fire and stuff.

you gotta join this server, man, because, like, if you don’t, you’ll miss out on the epic quest to find the legendary diamond banana. yeah, you heard me right, a diamond banana.

and, like, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet unicorn that farts rainbows. how cool is that, right?

oh, and did i mention that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the coolest players? so, like, if you’re not cool, you can’t even get in.

so, like, what are you waiting for, dude? join our server now and become a legend in the land of minecraft!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6503
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Madness Season 3: Where the only thing fresher than our world is our players (who are all 21+)

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Server Name	Madness SMP
Server Type	Vanilla Survival
Age Requirement	21+
Community Size	20+ Members
Platform	Java Edition

FAQ

Q: How can I apply to join Madness SMP?

A: You can apply by visiting our Discord server at MAD-SMP.NET/DISCORD.

Q: What is the age requirement to join Madness SMP?

A: Players must be 21 years of age or older to join the server.

Q: What is the community size of Madness SMP?

A: We currently have over 20 active members in our community.

Q: What features does Madness SMP offer?

A: We have a giant spawn city with shops, mini-games, a diamond economy, a nether hub, and server-wide events to keep our community connected and engaged.

Q: What platform does Madness SMP support?

A: Madness SMP is a Java Edition server.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Chimeras Created:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Bigfoot’s Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being rejected by normies for being too hairy and smelling like onions? Do you wish you could find a place where you can talk about coding and WW2 without scaring off potential mates? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all hairy, onion-scented players who love to nerd out about history and technology.

Join us and unleash your inner Bigfoot as you explore our virtual world filled with insane builds and crazy adventures. Who needs normies when you can find true love among fellow hairy, onion-loving gamers? Don’t be single, be a part of our hairy, nerdy community and let the FOIDS come to you!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	19

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Armpit Hair Enthusiast Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, have we got the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

Our server is home to a unique community of players who aren’t afraid to break the mold. Want to build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks? Go for it. Feel like starting a war with the neighboring village just for fun? Why not! And hey, if you’re into women with armpit hair, you’ll fit right in because we celebrate all forms of self-expression here.

But that’s not all – we also have regular events like “TNT Tuesday” where the entire server gets together to blow stuff up, and “Skinny Dipping Saturdays” where we all strip down and go for a swim in the virtual ocean. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining and outrageous Minecraft experience anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a pair of goggles for when things get really crazy. See you on the server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Zombie Dances:	7

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

CraftyJournalApologyNoWay

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where journaling drama meets virtual reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with blended families, spoiled brats, and torn pages of emotional turmoil.

Vent your frustrations in our virtual world just like our player did in their journal. Explore the depths of family dynamics and sibling rivalry as you navigate through the chaos of living with a stepsister who just can’t keep her hands off your stuff.

Witness the epic showdown as family members clash over privacy and personal expression. Will you stand your ground like our player did, or will you cave under the pressure to apologize for simply being honest?

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you experience such outrageous family drama and emotional rollercoasters while building your dream Minecraft world? Come for the gameplay, stay for the insanity. See you there!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Ores Mined:	9019
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

RegretfulRookie – Minecraft SMP

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Remember that one time you accidentally blew up your friend’s base with a bunch of TNT in Minecraft? Yeah, well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic pranks, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as deranged as you are. Who needs boring old survival when you can join our SMP and experience the chaos firsthand? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that will make you the richest player in all of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest ride of your Minecraft life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Zombie Dances:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

MineTuneWars

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old theme songs? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic theme song that will have you jamming out while you mine for diamonds! Join us and experience the thrill of digging through blocks to the beat of our catchy tune.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves while battling mobs. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is a disco diva in disguise, ready to challenge anyone to a dance-off.

So why join our server? Because where else can you mine, dance, and battle a dragon all in one place? It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Divine Spears Created:	22	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Emeralds Found:	2933	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	30

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

MussoliniCraft: Fail for Respect!

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come join our epic minecraft server where we revive the policy of failing badly behaved players to bring back respect! just like benito mussolini, we give schools the power to fail players based purely on their behavior in the game. if you grief, steal, or just generally act like a jerk, you might find yourself failing out of our server! but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and just adds to the excitement of the game. join us now for a truly unique and challenging minecraft experience!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	169
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Void Gems Collected:	20	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Buildings Constructed:	27	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Future Icon Gang-Stalkers

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join our epic minecraft server where we have time-travelling tourists from the future gang-stalking players who have the potential to become cultural icons!!! imagine being followed around by rich time travelers who just want to see if you’re gonna be the next big thing in history!!! come join the fun and see if you’re being watched by someone from the future who just wants to see if you’ll make it big!!! it’s like the truman show but with time travelers and minecraft!!! don’t miss out on this crazy adventure, join now and see if you’re the next big thing!!!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Neuroshroud: The Abandoned Roleplay Modded Whitelist Survival Lore… and Cake!

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NEUROSHROUD Server Overview

Server Type	Java \| Roleplay • Survival
Description	The world was erased… but you’re still here. Experience a unique survival roleplay world where the NPCs are sentient and the landscape warps with a deep history.
Launch Date	October 10th

NEUROSHROUD Server FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server type?	NEUROSHROUD is a Java server focused on roleplay and survival aspects.
When is the server launching?	The server will be launched on October 10th.
How can I join the server?	You can apply for whitelist by joining the Discord server and following the application process.
Is there a player-run economy?	Yes, the server features a player-driven economy where progression is earned through skill and strategy.
Are there any pay-to-win mechanics?	No, there are no paywalls or advantages that can be bought. Success in the server is based on skill and adaptability.
How are NPCs different in NEUROSHROUD?	NPCs in NEUROSHROUD are sentient and remember the world before its erasure. Interactions with NPCs have significant consequences.
What makes NEUROSHROUD stand out?	NEUROSHROUD offers a unique survival experience with whitelisted roleplay, sentient NPCs, player-driven economy, custom modpack, lore-driven world, and optimized hosting.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Enchantments Applied:	111
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Pixelmon Quest Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be for all you adventurous gamers out there!

Join us on our server where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers breakdance instead of exploding. Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, and a pet zombie that tells hilarious jokes.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Don’t miss out on the chance to become a legend in the most epic Minecraft server ever created. See you there!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9793	Mines Excavated:	3868
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

LiveUntilOurMinecraft SMPFeeling

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape the curse of boomer privilege and live to see your 80s! We offer a safe haven where you can build, mine, and explore without the fear of dying from weird cancers or shit like that in your 60s. Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels any boomer vibes trying to sneak in. So come join us and defy the odds of aging gracefully in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.