LostCraftFamFinder

AGGRESSIVE, Asshole, basement suite, charges, court date, disappeared, distraught, doubtful, doubts, email, family, friend’s family, INFORMATION, location, LostCraftFamFinder, missing person, public information, public record, Safety, strange, Upset

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8119
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Votes:	4422
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with mystery and drama! Just like the disappearance of my friend’s basement-dwelling roommate, our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists.

Explore hidden secrets and uncover court dates for unknown charges, just like a detective on a mission. Who knows what kind of trouble you’ll stumble upon in our virtual world?

And don’t worry about being called an asshole for sharing information – on our server, we encourage communication and teamwork. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover a scandalous plot or two along the way.

So come join us for a thrilling adventure that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

StrangerCraft SMP: PathCrosser

brief encounters, brief interactions, casual encounters, chance meetings, daily encounters, daily interactions, everyday encounters, fleeting connections, fleeting moments, human connections, passing glances, passing strangers, PathCrosser, personal reflections, public spaces, random encounters, shared moments, smp, social thoughts, stranger encounters, StrangerCraft, unfamiliar faces, unknown faces

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5166
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like a magical land where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. The admins are like wizards, granting wishes and banishing griefers to the Nether realm.

You gotta join this server, man. It’s like a never-ending party where everyone is invited. We have epic build battles, crazy treasure hunts, and even a secret underground club where we dance with creepers.

And don’t even get me started on the community. We’re like a big dysfunctional family, but in a good way. We share memes, trade rare items, and even have our own language made up of Minecraft emojis.

So what are you waiting for, bro? Join us on this wild ride and let’s conquer the blocky world together. Remember, diamonds are forever, but friendships made on this server are even more valuable. Let’s goooo! 🚀🐷💎 #MinecraftSMPFamForever

ResolutionCraft2022

Accountability, achievement, Commitment, Consistency, Dedication, determination, goal-setting, habits, lifestyle change, motivation, new years resolution, perseverance, personal growth, positivity, progress, Reflection, ResolutionCraft2022, self improvement, self-discipline, success, transformation

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7212
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Meteorites Collected:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Are you tired of failing at your New Year’s resolution to be more adventurous? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are just as ridiculous as you are. Say goodbye to boring resolutions and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make this the best year ever!

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

command post, diplomatic crisis, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Kursk region, KurskCraft, military aggression, military conflict, military confrontation, military intervention, military operation, military strike, Minecraft, political tensions, Russia-Ukraine relations, Russian, security concerns, Server, strikes, Ukraine, WARFARE

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3142
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine and russia are battling it out in the Kursk region! build your base, gather resources, and launch air strikes on your enemies! who will come out on top in this intense battle for supremacy? join now and find out! we promise explosions, drama, and maybe even some peace talks over a cup of virtual tea. come join the chaos today!

Homicide-Free Craft 2024

2024.., achievement, central america, Community, Craft, Crime Prevention, crime rate, el salvador, Government, HomicideFree, homicides, Justice, law enforcement, Peace, progress, Public Safety, record low, Safety, SECURITY, statistics, success, violence reduction

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7034
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3237
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

join our epic minecraft server where we have less homicides than el salvador in 2024! u wont get stabbed while mining for diamonds here, just watch out for creepers! our community is so chill, even the zombies are friendly! come build ur dream castle and slay dragons with ur new besties! who needs el salvador when u can have this much fun in a blocky world? come join us now!

MineFit: CardioCraft – Reduce Disease!

150 minutes per week, active lifestyle, Cancer, CardioCraft, cardiovascular disease, chronic disease risk, diabetes, Disease, disease prevention, Exercise, FITNESS, health benefits, Long-term Health, lower risk, MineFit, moderate intensity, physical activity, Prevention, Reduce, research, respiratory disease, statistically significant, vigorous intensity, wellness

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6538
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where you can BURN CALORIES by mining and building all day long! research found that playing on our server for at least 150 minutes a week can lower your risk of getting 19 chronic diseases like heart disease, cancer, and even diabetes! so come on and join us for some virtual exercise and stay healthy while having a BLAST!

Foxden

Chipped, Community, Discord, Foxden, Framed, Griefing, Industrial Foregoing, Iron’s Spells ‘n Spellbooks, Magic, Minecraft, Minigame, Modded, Mods, PvP, rftools, rules, Server, Silent tools, stealing, Tech, Whitelist

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1778
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
New Chunks Explored:	489393	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Dimension Hops:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

About Us
Foxden is our small java server and community that strives to be a fun and friendly place for almost anyone to play on. We recently finished our 1.21.1 world and lots of our members wanted something new so for this next world it’s completely modded. We focused a lot of the mods on QOL and decorative stuff, but also wanted some sense of power and progression so we have a few tech/magic mods. A few standout examples are Industrial foregoing, RFtools, Iron’s spells n’ spellbooks, Silent tools, Framed, Chipped, and much more (106 in total!). We also plan on adding a few more mods when they update for the version we’re on.
Rules
Must be a member of the discord, speaking in it is optional No slurs, homophobia, racism or anything that could be considered abuse No IRL politics, No controversial subjects, Nothing NSFW (all to be decided at mods discretion) No griefing, including modifying, damaging, killing animals or anything of that nature No stealing No using Farms or villagers without permission or if marked as public No PvP/killing unless it’s during a minigame or with consent from both parties Inactivity for 3+ months could result in your property being transferred to moderator control (Exception can be granted if you talk to a moderator about it) Leaving the discord or being banned will speed up the process of rule 7 Upon breaking rules it is the moderator discretion to either warn, Temp ban or Perma Ban
How to Join
Join our Discord, read our rules channel, react to the message at the bottom and then put your minecraft name inside the whitelist channel. https://discord.gg/QuXWjEGy

FAQ

1. Is speaking in the Discord mandatory?

No, speaking in the Discord is optional, but being a member of it is required.

2. Can I grief or steal on the server?

No, griefing, stealing, or any form of intentional destruction is not allowed on the server.

3. What happens if I break a rule?

Depending on the severity of the rule broken, moderators may issue a warning, temporary ban, or permanent ban.

4. How can I become whitelisted on the server?

To become whitelisted, join the Discord server, read the rules, react to the message at the bottom, and then add your Minecraft name to the whitelist channel.

5. Are pranks allowed on the server?

Pranks are allowed as long as they do not disrupt or ruin another player’s work. Use common sense and be respectful to others.

Eerie Adventure Land 1.21.1

1.21.1, Action-Adventure, Adventure, ashley graham, capcom, comparison, eerie, gameplay, Gaming, Horror, Land, leon kennedy, long tail tags, Los Illuminados, Nintendo, PC, PlayStation, Recommendations, Resident Evil 4, similar games, Storyline, survival horror, video games, Xbox, zombies

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2834
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Falling into the Void:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	93	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Ores Mined:	9183	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Bro, forget about Resident Evil 4, this server is like a twisted version of Minecraft on crack!

Join us if you want to experience a world where creepers are actually friendly and zombies breakdance instead of attacking you.

You’ll be mining for diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding on rainbow-colored llamas.

Trust me, once you join this server, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Xmas Chill Minecraft Server

being appreciative, card games, Chaos, Chill, chill Christmas, christmas games, decompress, family time, gatherings, hurt feelings, long board games, mandatory participation, Minecraft, noise, overstimulated, partner’s family, recovering, Relaxation, Server, social events, taking a break, Understanding, vacation days, XMAS

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1732
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Astral Projections Made:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Are you tired of spending your holidays playing 20+ TikTok game challenges with your family? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a Christmas experience like no other!

On our server, you can relax and decompress by yourself without any mandatory participation in chaotic family games. No more getting painted as a spoilsport or complainer for wanting to just chill out. And the best part? No need to take extra days off to recover from all the chaos and noise!

Say goodbye to overstimulation and hello to a chill Christmas vibe. And if your family doesn’t understand, just tell them you have an open invitation to spend Christmas with your partner’s family next year (even if it’s not true). Join our server now and avoid the drama – your sanity will thank you!

CatCraft: No Paws for Concern

animal care, Animal lover, animal rights, animal welfare, barn cats, cat socialization, CatCraft, concern, farm animals, farm cats, farm cats lifestyle, farm life, feline behavior, feral cat, outdoor cats, Paws, pet care, pet ownership, respecting animals, rural living, rural pets, working animals, working cats

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2611
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Enchantments Applied:	208
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Crops Grown:	8399	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we treat our virtual animals with the utmost care and respect! Just like how OP cares for their working cats, we make sure our virtual animals are well-fed, vaccinated, and have all the amenities they need to thrive in the game.

Join us and experience the thrill of managing your own virtual farm, complete with working cats who have important roles to play. But beware, just like Lucy the feral cat, some of our virtual animals may not be used to being overly pampered and may require a different kind of care.

And if you ever encounter a player like Jane who just doesn’t understand the unique needs of our virtual animals, feel free to snap at them in the chat! After all, defending the well-being of our virtual animals is no joke.

So come join our Minecraft server and show off your skills in animal care and management. Who knows, you might even make some new virtual furry friends along the way!

LDRGoneWrong Minecraft SMP

advice, Challenges, Commitment, Communication, Connection, Distance, LDRGoneWrong, long-distance relationship, longing, love, Minecraft, missing you, patience, perseverance, reunion, Sacrifices, smp, success stories, Support, time zones, Trust, Understanding, virtual dates.

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4796
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16

OMG guys, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server?! It’s like, totally lit and stuff. Like, the admins are all unicorns who grant wishes and the mods are actually wizards who can turn you into a dragon.

Join our server if you’ve ever had a long distance relationship because we have a special teleportation feature that lets you visit your Minecraft boo whenever you want. And get this, if you build a heart-shaped house with your partner, you get special powers like flying and shooting rainbows out of your butt.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where you can party with creepers and dance to dubstep music. And every full moon, we have a giant pig race where the winner gets a diamond crown and a pet zombie pigman.

So come join our Minecraft SMP server and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. #MinecraftLife #UnicornsAreReal #ButtRainbows

TabooCraft

cultural expectations, social conventions, social stigmas, societal beliefs, societal boundaries, societal constraints, societal expectations, societal judgments, societal limitations, societal norms, societal pressures, societal restrictions, societal rules, societal standards, societal taboos, societal values, taboo, taboo topics, TabooCraft

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9793
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	90	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Star Shards Collected:	76
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Are you tired of society’s ridiculous taboos? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we embrace all things taboo! We’ve got a secret underground village where players can freely discuss their love for pineapple on pizza without fear of judgment. Plus, our exclusive “Naked Mining Mondays” event is always a hit – because who needs clothes when you’re digging for diamonds? So if you’re ready to break free from society’s chains and embrace your inner rebel, join us on our taboo-tastic server today!

Lyme Warp: Cell Travelers

Bacteria, bacterial travel, Blood vessels, Cell, cells, discovery, endothelial cells, findings, health, infection, Infectious Disease, lyme, Lyme Disease, Medical, microbiology, pathogens, research, scientific study, study, tick-borne illness, Transmission, travelers, vascular system, Warp

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8211
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

so, like, u know how u always wanted to play minecraft but also learn about lyme disease bacteria? well, this server is the place for u! we got all the fun minecraft stuff u love, like building and mining and fighting zombies, but also we got this crazy cool study that says lyme disease bacteria can travel through blood vessels like a ninja. so, like, join our server and become a lyme disease bacteria ninja warrior or something. it’s gonna be epic and totally weird, just like us. so come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started!

BrogCraft

ad astra, Adventure, Ars Nouveau, Automation, BrogCraft, Community, Create, Economy, Factions, Integrated Engineering, Magic, Minecraft, Modded, Modpack, multiplayer, Server, Sorcerer, Space, Survival, Technology, Tinkers Construct

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5502
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Meteorites Collected:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	New Chunks Explored:	740568
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3885	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19

Brog Craft Minecraft Server

The Aim of Brog craft is to appeal to all possible audiences. The mods included are comprehensive and cover many aspects of additional content.

🌌 Welcome to Brog Craft – A New Frontier Awaits! 🌌

Are you ready to carve your name into an untamed world of magic, technology, and danger? Join Brog Craft, a brand-new survival multiplayer experience powered by the Brog Craft Modpack—featuring cutting-edge mods like Tinker’s Construct, Ars Nouveau, Ad Astra, Create, and Integrated Engineering!

💎 Why Join?

Features	Description
A Land of Opportunity	With only a few regular players, the world is wide open, and a massive power vacuum awaits your ambition.
Challenge the Wilds	Encounter unique mobs and deadly enemies that will test your survival skills.
Create & Innovate	Harness advanced tech mods to build machines, automate your base, or even launch into space!
Master the Arcane	Explore powerful magic systems and forge your legacy as a sorcerer supreme.
Forge Alliances or Fight for Supremacy	Build your faction, dominate the economy, or crush rivals in open conflict. The choice is yours.

💡Whether you’re a solo explorer, a savvy trader, or a daring warrior, the world of Brog Craft offers endless possibilities to rise, thrive, and conquer. The question is: Will you seize the opportunity to shape the server’s destiny?

🔗 Join Today and Become a Legend🌍 IP: Brog.modded.fun

!!! MODS !!! : https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/the-brog-craft Don’t miss your chance to be a founding force in a fresh, evolving community. Your journey begins here—are you ready?

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join Brog Craft?	You can join by connecting to the server IP: Brog.modded.fun
What mods are included in the Brog Craft Modpack?	The Brog Craft Modpack features mods like Tinker’s Construct, Ars Nouveau, Ad Astra, Create, and Integrated Engineering.
Is Brog Craft a survival multiplayer server?	Yes, Brog Craft offers a survival multiplayer experience.
Can I create factions in Brog Craft?	Yes, players have the opportunity to forge alliances or create factions to dominate the economy.

Ethereal Realms 1.20

Censorship, controversy, current events, debate, discussion, Ethereal, freedom of speech, Government, internet culture, News, Online Community, online forum, opinion, our response, POL, Political, political discourse, Politics, public opinion, Realms, Social Issues, society

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	452
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn on steroids, with rainbows shooting out of its butt!

I’m talking about a place where you can build the craziest, most epic structures you can imagine, like a giant toilet made out of diamonds or a castle made entirely of cheese!

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles, it’s like a mix between a WWE match and a laser tag tournament, but with creepers and zombies instead of wrestlers and laser guns!

Plus, the community is lit AF, with players from all over the world coming together to create a virtual utopia of chaos and creativity. So come join us, bro, and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!

Players:	97/400	Votes:	329
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	774828	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0

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