UnderseaCableCrewCraft

Baltic Sea, Conflict, cyber warfare, Damage, diplomatic tensions, Espionage, Finnish authorities, foreign affairs, international relations, investigation, Maritime, Naval, russia, sabotage, SECURITY, shadow fleet, Surveillance, suspicion, Tanker, undersea cables, UnderseaCableCrewCraft

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1372
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

New Minecraft Servers

so, like, there’s this totally cray cray minecraft server that you gotta join, like right now, dude. why, you ask? well, lemme tell ya a lil story that’ll blow your mind.

so, like, there was this tanker, right? and it was all sus and stuff, like damaging undersea cables and causing chaos. and get this, it was supposedly linked to russia’s shadow fleet. like, what even is that? sounds like some top secret spy stuff, amirite?

anyways, back to the minecraft server. if you join, you’ll be part of this epic adventure where you gotta navigate through treacherous waters and avoid getting caught by the authorities. it’s like a real-life spy mission, but in minecraft form.

plus, rumor has it that there’s hidden treasure on the server that only the bravest players can find. so, like, if you’re up for a challenge and wanna be part of something totally wild, then this is the server for you. join now and let the madness begin!

Makhnovka Mayhem: DPRK vs Russians

Armed Forces, Battalion, CASUALTIES, Conflict Resolution, defense forces, DPRK, DPRK soldiers, eastern europe, INFANTRY, international relations, Kursk Oblast, Makhnovka, MAYHEM, Military, peace negotiations, political tensions, russia ukraine conflict, russians, SECURITY, Village, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5533
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Astral Projections Made:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the battle of Makhnovka in Kursk Oblast but with a twist – we have DPRK soldiers fighting alongside the Russians! Watch as the villagers of Makhnovka band together to defend their homes against the invading forces, all while dodging creepers and zombies! Will the Russians prevail or will the DPRK soldiers turn on them? Find out on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasures guarded by a dragon named Boris. Only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat Boris and claim the riches for themselves. Will you be the one to conquer the dragon and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?

Join now for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun)!

Silvermons

Battle Tower, Casual, Champion’s Gauntlet, Community, competitive, Curseforge, ELITE 4, formats, Gyms, LEvel cap, minecraft 1.16.5, Modded, Modpack, pay to win, Pixelmon Reforged, Player Gym, Progression, RANK, Silvermons

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1266
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Runes Activated:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26

Silvermons Server Information
Server IP	play.silvermons.com
Modpack	The Pixelmon Modpack (Link)

About Silvermons Server

Silvermons is a non pay-to-win friendly community Pixelmon Reforged server with content for both casual and competitive players. The server has a custom level cap and rank progression system that includes exclusive Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. There is content for players of all interests, including Weekly Tournaments, Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	Minecraft 1.16.5
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, Silvermons is a non pay-to-win server.
What unique features does Silvermons offer?	Silvermons has custom Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, Champion’s Gauntlet, Weekly Tournaments, Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more.

North American Frontier 1.21

206376433, American, Canada, Cum, Edition, Frontier, mexico, north, personal growth, previous, Usa

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7949
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Divine Spears Created:	16
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! It’s like a personal growth edition, but with a twist!

On this server, you’ll level up your skills while building epic structures and battling crazy mobs. It’s like therapy for your virtual soul, man.

Plus, the community is lit AF. You’ll meet peeps from all over the world who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. It’s like a support group for blockheads, but way more fun.

And let’s not forget about the events and challenges. You’ll be pushing yourself to the limit, bro, all while having a blast. It’s like a personal growth boot camp, but with creepers.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and get ready to level up your Minecraft game and your life, bro! Let’s do this! 🤪🎮🔥

ThrowCraft: Patient Edition

clinic policy, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, customer service, Disrespect, Edition, front desk, handling difficult patients, office etiquette, patient, patient behavior, patient care, patient interaction, patient satisfaction, physical therapy clinic, Professionalism, staff communication, therapist-patient relationship, therapy appointment, ThrowCraft, workplace behavior

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7885
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9

Are you tired of boring old therapy clinics? Come join our Minecraft server where you can throw virtual bills at anyone without consequences! Our therapists are top-notch and will kick you out if you don’t behave, just like in real life! Explore our virtual world and let out your frustrations by screaming obscenities at our staff. We promise not to judge, but we might ban you if you go too far. So join us for a wild ride of therapy and tantrums, where the only limit is your imagination (and our rules, of course)!

TherapistSaidNoMinecraftSMP

Boundaries, counseling, Emotional support, inappropriate comments, mental health, mental health stigma, Mental Wellness, professional conduct, self-care, therapeutic relationship, Therapist, therapist-client relationship, TherapistSaidNoMinecraftSMP, Therapy, therapy boundaries, therapy effectiveness, therapy ethics, therapy experience, therapy session, Trust, unethical behavior

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4257
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Bruh, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like a therapy session but with blocks and creepers, you feel me? So I was chilling in this server, right, and my therapist was like “Hey, let’s build a house together in Minecraft to work through your issues.” And I was like, “Say less, fam.” But then he started placing blocks all willy nilly and I was like, “Bro, do you even know how to build a roof?” And he was like, “It’s all about the journey, man.” So I was like, “Nah, I’m outta here.” But then I found this other SMP where the therapist was a talking pig named Dr. Oinkers. He would oink at me and give me life advice like, “Sometimes you just gotta mine your own business, bro.” It was lit, you gotta join this server for the lols, trust me.

CraftyQuestionz

communication skills, confusion, CraftyQuestionz, grammar mistakes, hate proofreading, indecipherable questions, lack of attention to detail, lack of clarity, lack of editing, language barriers, misunderstandings, poor grammar, poor spelling, proofreading, sloppy writing, spelling errors, unclear communication, unclear writing, unintelligible questions, writing skills

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4931
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Void Gems Collected:	37
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Votes:	8998
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you’re brave enough to face off against a giant slime that sings show tunes. Our server is filled with surprises around every corner, from secret underground dungeons to flying llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

But that’s not all! We have a special potion that turns you into a talking block of cheese, and a magical portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of candy. And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants wishes (just be careful what you wish for)!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Longest Poop Record

bathroom habits, bowel function, Bowel Movements, colon health, defecation, digestive process, digestive system, excrement, feces, gastrointestinal health, gastrointestinal tract, gut health, human biology, intestinal health, Longest, longest poops, Poop, poop duration, RECORD, record breaking poops, stool consistency, waste elimination, waste expulsion

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8784
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. You gotta join because, like, we have the longest poops in Minecraft history! I mean, seriously, humans probably hold the record for longest poops, but we’re like, trying to beat that record in the game. It’s, like, a poop-off, man. And, like, whoever has the longest poop gets, like, a diamond throne or something. It’s, like, the ultimate bragging rights, dude. So, like, come join us and let’s see who can poop the longest! It’s gonna be, like, totally hilarious and totally epic, bro. Join now and let’s poop our way to victory!

Cherry Block

Anti-Griefing, Anti-Stealing, balance, BLOCK, Cheating, Cherry, Community, Discord, Elevate, Experience, HACKING, Ip:, Memories, Mods, multiplayer, PORT, Premium, rules, smp, Survival, Tweaks, Vanilla

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3430
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Villages Defended:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Farms Harvested:	872

Cherry Block Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Cherry Block
Server IP	cherryblock.org
Bedrock Port	25565
Operational Hours	Almost 24/7

FAQ

Q: What is the server’s philosophy?

A: Embrace the Golden Rule, no room for griefing or stealing, zero tolerance for hacking or cheating.

Q: How long has the server been operational?

A: The server has been operational since 2019.

Q: How can I join the vibrant community?

A: Visit the Discord linked on the website and start creating unforgettable memories with us!

Mystic Idol Realms 1.20.3

1.20.3, Cersea Soulstorm, Chikafuji Lisa, coni confetti, Daisy Dandelion, EIEN Extended, Enya Ignis, Idol, idol corp, kai saikota, Koa Akugaki, Lalabell Lullaby, mystic, Nikki Rei, phase connect, PixelLink, poko rakun, Realms, Riki Poppet, roca rourin, Ruby Runeheart, Shabel Tonya, Taiga Toragami, tsunderia, V&U, V4Mirai, VReverie Extended, Yena Youngblood

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5431
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Emeralds Found:	7492
Void Gems Collected:	32	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

Sister’sWeddingDrama

bachelorette party, Boundaries, Bridesmaid, Communication, Conflict, disagreement, engaged, family, Friend, groomsmen, half-sister, maid of honor, out of town, Planning, Pregnant, relationship, Resentment, sister, SistersWeddingDrama, Support, Wedding

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2729
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	385
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Star Shards Collected:	112
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not allowed unless it’s in the form of epic battles between players! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in this family wedding saga.

Are you tired of being left out of planning conversations and feeling like you’re being replaced by your stepsister? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone is included and no one gets left behind (unless they’re defeated in PvP, of course).

Experience the thrill of being the ultimate maid of honor in our virtual world, where you can plan epic bachelorette parties and take charge of the wedding preparations without any family drama getting in the way. Who needs a real-life wedding when you can have a Minecraft wedding that’s out of this world?

So, come join us on our server and leave all the real-life wedding woes behind. Who knows, you might even find a new best friend in the form of a fellow player who’s always got your back, just like a loyal maid of honor should. Let’s make memories together and create a Minecraft wedding for the ages!

Proton Battery Revolution

advancement, Battery, battery technology, Breakthrough, charging, clean energy, electricity, energy efficiency, energy storage, environmentally-friendly, Future, innovation, lithium-ion, power source, proton, Proton battery, renewable energy, research, revolution, Revolutionizing, scientists, sustainable, Technology

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1371
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Mines Excavated:	1874
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	180
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

so, like, this server is like, totally out of this world, man. it’s like, run by a bunch of mad scientists who built a proton battery that could, like, dethrone lithium-ion. i know, right? who even knew that was a thing?

anyway, if you join this server, you’ll get to, like, harness the power of these proton batteries in your minecraft adventures. imagine having, like, unlimited energy to build the most epic structures and mine for diamonds like a boss.

but that’s not all, dude. the scientists on this server have also created a special potion that turns you into a flying unicorn. yep, you heard me right. you can soar through the skies on a majestic unicorn, spreading rainbows and glitter wherever you go.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and experience the most insane minecraft adventures of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it. unicorns and proton batteries, man. it’s the future.

Casual Minecraft

{Java IP}, apply, bedrock, Builders, Casual, Chat, collaboration, Community, creativity, Discord, Exploration, Immersion, Legacy, Minecraft, PORT, proximity chat, skilled players, smp, spawn region, Survival, Trailer, Veteran

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7796
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ores Mined:	9061	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50

IP	casualminecraft.fun

What We’re About:

Looking for a pure, classic Minecraft experience? Casual Minecraft brings you back to the roots of the game you fell in love with. Our no-frills survival SMP is built around a strong, friendly community where creativity, exploration, and collaboration thrive. No unnecessary gimmicks or overcomplicated plugins—just you, your imagination, and the adventure of survival. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or starting fresh, you’ll feel right at home.

Want to add a little extra immersion? Optional proximity chat is available for those who enjoy the fun of hearing nearby players in real time!

Builders Needed:

Think you’ve got what it takes to help shape our server? Trusted players and skilled builders can apply to design the spawn region (50–300 blocks from spawn) and create a lasting legacy. Join us on Discord to get started!

Connect Today:

Java IP: casualminecraft.fun

Bedrock: play.casualminecraft.fun (Port: 19132)

Discord: https://discord.gg/dtf2uUFamU

Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrW6hWUPCfs&lc=UgwdKzadozGJ2Ga9ZdV4AaABAg

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Are there any special plugins on the server?	No, our server focuses on a pure survival experience without unnecessary gimmicks.
Can players use creative mode on the server?	No, we are a survival-only server to maintain the challenge and excitement of the game.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, we have strict rules against griefing to ensure a positive and friendly community.
How can I become a builder on the server?	Trusted players and skilled builders can apply to design the spawn region by joining our Discord server and following the application process.
Is proximity chat mandatory on the server?	No, proximity chat is optional for players who enjoy the extra immersion of hearing nearby players.

Pixel Power Play 1.20.1

#videogames, 1.20.1, AAA Games, advanced computing, AI Memes, Artificial Intelligence, better use of a gpu, computational power, creative projects, data processing, deep learning, digital art creation, gaming technology, gaming vs productivity, GPU Acceleration, GPU utilization, Graphic design, high performance computing, innovative technology, machine learning, PIXEL, Play, power, rtx 5080

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9694
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Magic Items Found:	4510
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9

Bro, do you even Minecraft? Join our server and experience the true power of the RTX 5080 – not for lame games, but for creating the dankest AI memes you’ve ever seen!

We’ve got pigs that can do the Macarena, creepers that drop sick beats, and villagers that will trade you diamonds for a dab.

Forget about boring old AAA slop, come to our server and unleash your creativity in ways you never thought possible. Plus, our community is full of fellow meme lords who will have you ROFLing 24/7.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s meme our way to victory together!

MakeupMayhemMC

aita, Appearance, beauty school, Classroom, criticism, DISRESPECTFUL, eyeliner, first day, judgement, light makeup, lipgloss, makeup, MakeupMayhemMC, minimal makeup, new class, response, rude comment, STUDENT, studying, Teacher

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8034
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Are you tired of judgmental teachers who can’t appreciate your fabulous eyeliner and lipgloss combo? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We welcome all levels of makeup enthusiasts, from minimalists to full glam queens. Join us and let your creativity shine brighter than any highlighter!

Our server is a safe space for all makeup lovers, where you can build your dream makeup castle and slay the Ender Dragon in style. Don’t let anyone dull your sparkle, especially not some teacher who clearly needs a lesson in manners.

So come on over and show off your makeup skills while building the most fabulous creations in the Minecraft universe. Remember, on our server, the only drama is in the pixelated world, not in the classroom. Let’s slay, queens!

RespawnReveal

after death analytics, Afterlife, afterlife measurements, beyond the grave stats, celestial numbers, data analysis, death analytics, eternal evaluation, eternal metrics, eternal scorecard, final numbers, final report, heavenly data, legacy metrics, life review, posthumous metrics, postmortem insights, RespawnReveal, soul statistics, spiritual analytics, statistics

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2638
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	354	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Votes:	4505
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you see after you die is a sad little death message? Well, look no further, because on our server, you’ll get to see some seriously epic stats after you kick the bucket!

Picture this: you die in a blaze of glory after taking on a horde of creepers with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream. And instead of just seeing “Player was blown up by Creeper,” you get a full breakdown of your final moments. How many blocks did you mine before meeting your untimely demise? How many mobs did you slay? How many times did you accidentally fall into lava because you’re a total klutz?

But wait, there’s more! Join our server now and you’ll also get access to our exclusive “Resurrection Roulette” feature. When you die, instead of respawning at your bed or spawn point like a chump, you’ll be transported to a random location on the map. Will you end up in a lush jungle paradise or a desolate wasteland? It’s like playing Russian roulette with your respawn point!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience death like never before. Who knew dying in Minecraft could be so much fun?