so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, u gotta join cuz, like, UN chief wrote a letter to Netanyahu saying our server is in danger, like, WHAAAAT?! that’s, like, so cray cray, right? u gotta come save us from the evil clutches of danger and stuff. plus, we got unicorns and rainbows and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. so, like, come join us and be a hero or something. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players: 90/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10
Forbidden Relics Collected: 5 Magical Moments Shared: 11
Underground Cities Explored: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
Mineshafts Explored: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 40 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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