so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, u gotta join cuz, like, UN chief wrote a letter to Netanyahu saying our server is in danger, like, WHAAAAT?! that’s, like, so cray cray, right? u gotta come save us from the evil clutches of danger and stuff. plus, we got unicorns and rainbows and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. so, like, come join us and be a hero or something. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed: 4 New Chunks Explored: 710833
Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 27 Alien Abductions: 4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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