UncleThiefNoFaithSonLOL | New Minecraft Servers 2024

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server where we believe in living life to the fullest without the burden of marriage! Join us and escape the pressures of society like our player (25f) who is too broke to tie the knot with her bf (25m) but living her best life in our virtual world.

🎉 Dive into the drama like our player’s cousin (28m) who married a pastor (28f) just to move in together – talk about commitment! And don’t forget about the family inheritance drama that rivals any soap opera plotline. Will you stand up to your thieving uncle and his privileged offspring, or will you forge your own path in our crazy server?

💸 Money may not buy happiness, but it sure does make for some interesting family dynamics on our server. So come on in and build your dream world without the judgment of those who think marriage is the only way to live. Who needs a wedding ring when you have diamond armor, are we right? 😉 Join now and let the fun begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Towns Built:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Cardio Craftin’ Fun Land

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lol u ever been playin minecraft and suddenly ur heart stops beatin cuz u been sittin too long? well not on this server! we got so much action-packed fun u won’t even remember what sedentary behaviour means. join us for a heart-pumpin adventure that will have u forgettin all about them major adverse cardiovascular events. come on, what are u waitin for? let’s get movin and craftin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	188
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of looking like a boring old 20-year-old man from the 1930s? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can customize your character to look like a funky fresh disco dancer from the future! Join us for a chance to strut your stuff in pixelated bell bottoms and neon afros. Who needs historical accuracy when you can have outrageous fashion choices? Join now and let your inner fashionista shine!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Lovely /pw/ Minecraft SMP, as simple as that

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret love potion that makes everyone fall head over heels for each other! Who needs diamonds when you have love, amirite?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop enchanted golden carrots when you feed them bacon. And rumor has it that if you find the legendary pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are literally obsessed with /pw/? Trust us, it’s a whole new level of Minecraft madness that you won’t find anywhere else. So come join us and prepare to laugh, cry, and maybe even fall in love with a blocky pig.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

ExGFemergencyPayAITAH

AITAH, Applications, Boundaries, Breakup, college fees, emergency, ex, ExGFemergencyPayAITAH, financial crunch, Friends, Impression, Job, love, MONEY, Paycheck, refusing to pay, relationships, Rich, Space, Support, UNCOMFORTABLE

So, like, you know how Minecraft can be a total rollercoaster of emotions, right? Well, imagine if your ex-boyfriend was a creeper and you were just trying to build your diamond castle in peace, but he keeps blowing up your plans.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, minding your own business, when suddenly your ex shows up in full diamond armor, acting all lovey-dovey one minute and then ghosting you the next. He’s like, “I need space to mine my own ores,” but then he’s asking you to craft him a new pickaxe because he “forgot” his.

And then, out of the blue, he’s like, “Hey, can you lend me some emeralds? My villagers are on strike and I need to trade for some enchanted books.” And you’re just standing there, holding your diamond sword, thinking, “Is this guy for real?”

But wait, it gets even crazier. He starts asking your mom for emeralds behind your back, saying he’ll pay her back when he finally gets that promotion at the village trading post. And you’re torn between wanting to help him out and not wanting to get involved in his drama anymore.

So, yeah, if you want to experience some wild Minecraft adventures that make your ex-boyfriend drama look like a walk in the Nether, then come join our server! Who knows, maybe you’ll find some new friends who won’t blow up your castle or ask for your mom’s emeralds. It’s a total blocky soap opera, and you won’t want to miss it!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

BlackBeauty Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just plain and dull? Well, look no further because our server is the black sheep of the Minecraft community! Join us if you want to experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures in the world of blocks and pixels.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Yes, you read that right – dancing creepers! They were busting out moves that would make Michael Jackson jealous, and our player had the time of their life boogieing down with these explosive dancers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on chickens armed with nothing but carrots and try to knock each other off their feathered steeds. It’s a clucking good time, trust me.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us in the land of “Black” and prepare yourself for the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and mobs. Who knows what other wacky surprises await you in our server? Join now and find out for yourself!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Farms Harvested:	148
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Void Armor Forged:	24	Herobrine Sightings:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

PeakMaturityCraft

Character development, defining maturity, emotional intelligence, inner peace, life experiences, peak maturity, PeakMaturityCraft, personal development, personal growth, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-evolution, self-fulfillment, self-realization, wisdom

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the epitome of peak maturity (or lack thereof)! Join us for a wild ride filled with nonsensical shenanigans and absurdity that will have you questioning your own sanity.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced a dance floor quite like this one.

But that’s not all! Our server also boasts a magical forest where the trees are made of candy and the pigs can fly (literally). Want to ride a flying pig while munching on a candy cane tree? Look no further than our server.

So, if you’re ready to embrace your inner child and let loose in a world of pure imagination, then come join us on our server. Who needs peak maturity when you can have peak absurdity instead? Let the madness begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

SwissCraft Minecraft Server

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lol dis minecraft server is like switzerland givin ukraine a fat stack of US$1.7 billion for restorashun in just 4 years! imagine all da epic builds u can make with dat kinda cash flow, like u can build a diamond castle or a gold mansion or even a redstone rollercoaster dat goes all da way to da moon! plus, rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u get a secret cheat code dat gives u unlimted diamonds and emeralds! so come join us now and get ready to flex ur building skills like never before!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

GazaCraft: Rescued Yazidi

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come join dis epic minecraft server where we rescue yazidi women from ISIS in iraq and bring dem to safety in gaza with da help of israel!! we got epic quests where u gotta save dem from da bad guys and build dem a safe home in minecraft world. join now for da most heroic and crazy adventure ever!!! #yazidiwomenrescue #minecraftheroes

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	97	New Chunks Explored:	604534
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Magic Items Found:	8203	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Childhood Adversity Resistant to Meth

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LOL come join dis server if u wanna be immune to meth! like, u heard dat right, if u had a tough childhood dis is da place for u. we got so much craziness goin on in dis server, u won’t even know what hit u. we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, and zombies doin da macarena. so come on over and join da fun, cuz we all about dat adversity life up in here. plus, u get a free diamond sword if u can do a backflip in real life. so what u waitin for? come join da party!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Pixel Portal Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and buildings? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle against evil zombie villagers, build a castle made entirely of cake, and even tame a dragon to use as your trusty steed.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Mabel, a mysterious figure who drops exclusive loot and grants wishes to lucky players. So if you’re in need of a Mabel fix, this is the place to be! Join now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Dimension Hops:	15	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

French People Worship Africans Minecraft SMP

19th century, African, Africans, art, Colonialism, culture, European, French, Gay, History, imperialism, LGBTQ, Literature, Minecraft, negrophilia, Paris, people, Race, Sexuality, smp, society, Worship

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the French “people” have taken their love for Africans to a whole new level by worshipping them in-game! It’s like a wild party in 19th century Paris, where negrophilia and deep homosexuality reign supreme.

Join us for a chance to build outrageous structures inspired by French-African fusion, participate in wild dance parties, and maybe even uncover the hidden secrets of Parisian history. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this unique and eccentric server?

So come on, grab your virtual baguette and beret, and join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, scratching your head, and questioning everything you thought you knew about history and culture. Vive la France!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Crops Grown:	4184
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

WeddingCraft: Third Wheel Edition

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Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama? Look no further than our server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any fiancée drama like this poor soul! Join us and build your dream world without worrying about inside jokes, third-wheeling, or feeling like a complete stranger in your own relationship. Our server is a safe space where you can truly be yourself and escape from all the wedding planning chaos. Plus, we guarantee that no one will mistake you for being in a relationship with your best friend – unless, of course, that’s what you’re into! So come join us and leave all the relationship drama behind – we promise you won’t regret it!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Void Armor Forged:	22
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Star Shards Collected:	298	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

SoreMuscleNeedsRest – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of your body constantly nagging you to exercise and be healthy? Well, ignore that noise and join our Minecraft SMP instead! Our server is so addictive and fun that you won’t even have time to think about your health. Plus, rumor has it that playing on our server can actually increase your strength and agility in real life. So why listen to your body when you can join us and become a virtual warrior instead?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Farms Harvested:	504	Villages Defended:	12
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

GrumpyCraft

“Youth, aches and pains, Adulthood, aging, aging gracefully, aging process, changes, dislike, getting older, growing up, GrumpyCraft, Maturity, Nostalgia, perspective, Reflection, regrets, responsibilities, societal expectations, time passing, wisdom, wrinkles

Are you tired of adulting and responsibilities? Do you find yourself getting grumpier with each passing year? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and let your inner child run wild!

On our server, you can build the most ridiculous and extravagant structures you can imagine. Want to create a giant toilet castle? Go for it! How about a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky physics).

But that’s not all! We have special events like “Troll Tuesdays” where players can prank each other with exploding chickens or fake treasure chests. And every Friday night, we host a virtual dance party complete with pixelated disco balls and DJ skeletons.

So why waste your time being a boring adult when you can join our Minecraft server and unleash your inner goofball? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	6588	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Zombie Dances:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

MacronCraftEU

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Yo, forget about all that political drama, come join this EPIC Minecraft server instead! Emmanuel Macron might be warning about the end of the EU, but we’re here to save the day with our blocky paradise.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a creeper who decided to throw a party. But instead of blowing up everything, he invited all the players on our server for a dance-off. And guess what? The creeper won! It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground base where all the pigs have learned how to fly. It’s like a bacon-flavored version of Peter Pan, except with more explosions and less pixie dust.

So, if you’re tired of boring old politics and want to escape to a world where anything is possible, come join our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a dancing creeper!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Magic Items Found:	3721
Alien Abductions:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Emeralds Found:	7283	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.