UncleLaptopNoPay

20 year old, Apologize.., Apple product, Budget, Country, English, family, keyboard layout, Language, laptop, local stores., macbook, misunderstanding, operating system, RAM, Requirements, tech-savvy, uncle, UncleLaptopNoPay, Upset, WOMAN

Are you tired of well-meaning but clueless family members trying to hook you up with the wrong tech? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise not to send you a MacBook when you asked for a laptop with 32GB of RAM. Plus, our server is so advanced, it can run Minecraft on a potato (literally, we have a potato-powered server).

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and questionable tech advice. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough like a laptop with 128GB of RAM and a built-in popcorn dispenser. Don’t be an asshole, join our server today!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

ENDOS SMP

Adventure, BUILD, children, Community, Creative, Educational, Engaging, Explore, Fun, Gaming, kid friendly, learn, Minecraft, Moderation, online safety, Platform, PvP, Safe, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist, young players

Creative and Survival Kid-friendly Minecraft Server designed for young players of all ages. We strive to provide a safe, engaging, and educational platform for children to explore, build, and learn. Our carefully moderated environment allows kids to unleash their creativity in Minecraft while fostering online safety. Join us at EndossMP for an exciting Minecraft adventure that combines fun and learning!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Towns Built:	1	Void Gems Collected:	15

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Mistysmountain

Adventure, bedrock, Community, Compatible, Cross-Play, Explore, Fun, Gaming, java, Minecraft, MISTYS, Mistysmountain, Mountain, multiplayer, Open, Plugins, Public, Server, Survival, Visit, Warps

Misty’s mountain is open to the public ! We have warps and simple plugins to match your needs . Come visit and see what we’re all about! Bedrock and Java compatible

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	316
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	294
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Come join Felis & Fable for the purrfectly fun adventure! Noobs welcome! 🐱✨

Adventure, brewing potions, claim clocks, Claims, Discord, fable, FANTASY, felis, Fishing, Fun, Golden Shovel, Join, Keep Inventory, Kits, mailboxes, Medieval, Mining, Mods, Noobs, Player Shops, Player Vaults, Purrfectly, resource packs, Shops, smp, teleports, Vanilla, Warps

Felis & Fable Minecraft Server

Overview:

Features:

Protected Homes	Stake your claims with a golden shovel. Earn claim clocks or purchase more to set teleports to up to 10 different homes.
Keep Inventory	Don’t lose your stuff!
Server-Wide Warps	Set up to 10 warps to your shops, homes, or notable locations to share with others.

FAQ:

How do I join the server?

To join the server, you need to join our Discord and get on our whitelist. Instructions for joining can be found on our Discord server.

Do I need to use resource packs and mods?

For the best experience and to see the server as intended, we highly recommend using our resource packs and mods. However, they are not required to play on the server.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Dragons Tamed:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Limbus Company General – Minecraft Server

appstore, Bygone Days Ishmael, Company, countdown, Current Extractions, Devyat’ North Section 3, e.g.o, Ego, FAQs, general, General guide, google play, Id, LCG, Library of Ruina, Limbus, Limbus Company General, Lobotomy Corporation, Masquerade, Minecraft, Mirror Dungeon, Mirror of the Wuthering, official site, Official twitter, Official youtube, optimal grind guide, Project Moon, Refraction Railway Line, Required reading, Rodion, Ryoshu, season 4, Server, Sinner info, Steam, TETH, tutorial, Useful resources

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our Mirror Dungeon #4 is so wacky that you’ll find yourself questioning reality as you navigate through it. Watch out for the Mirror of the Wuthering – it’s known to make players break out into spontaneous dance parties!

2. The Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade is a wild ride where you never know who (or what) you’ll encounter. From dancing llamas to singing creepers, this railway line will keep you on your toes (literally, because you might lose them in the chaos).

3. Our Target Extraction missions are like no other. Ever wanted to battle a giant octopus with a laser beam attached to its head? Well, now’s your chance! Join the fight against the ID & E.G.O known as [Ryoshu] and prepare for the most epic showdown of your Minecraft career.

So, what are you waiting for? Download our server now and prepare for a gaming experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at once. See you in the chaos!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Gods Slained:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Chimeras Created:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Lost Euro Memories Minecraft SMP

adoption, consequences, Currency, economic impact, EURO, Europe, european union, Financial Stability, Globalization, History, Identity, integration, Lost, Memories, Minecraft, monetary policy, Nostalgia, Politics, regret, smp, SOVEREIGNTY, Trade, Unity

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more drama than a soap opera! Join us and witness the epic battle between the villagers and the pillagers as they fight for control of the server. And don’t even get us started on the conspiracy theories surrounding the adoption of the Euro by Europe – let’s just say it involves secret underground bunkers and a plot to turn all the diamonds into emeralds. So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, join our server today!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Divine Spears Created:	12
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Alien Abductions:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

BedrockBuddies Minecraft SMP

bed frame, BedrockBuddies, BEDROOM, blankets, BOXES, childhood memories, cleaning, clutter, comforter, dust bunnies, forgotten items, hidden treasures, mattress, Minecraft, Monsters, organization, pillows, SHEETS, Shoes, Sleep, smp, Storage, under the bed

Have you ever wondered what’s lurking under your bed? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, you’ll find out! We have a secret underground base filled with mythical creatures, treasure chests, and even a portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and cows do the cha-cha. Join us if you dare to uncover the mysteries that lie beneath your bed…and maybe even find a diamond or two along the way!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

InsomniaCraft

bedtime routine, insomnia, InsomniaCraft, relaxation techniques, sleep aids, sleep deprivation, sleep difficulties, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep hygiene, sleep meditation, sleep problems, sleep remedies, sleep routine, sleep solutions, sleep struggles, sleep tips, sleepless nights, sleeplessness

Join our Minecraft server, of course! Our server is so exciting and addictive, you’ll never want to sleep again. We have a secret underground club where all the creepers hang out and throw wild parties. Our moderators are actually trained ninjas who will protect you from any griefers trying to ruin your fun. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds at spawn, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and say goodbye to sleep forever!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Imperionis

alliances, Armies, borders, command, Conquer, conqueror, Defeat, Discord, Earth, Europe, historical, History, leader, military conflicts, napoleonic wars, Nations, PvP, Raiding, Resources, Towny, Victory, War

INTRODUCING IMPERIONIS

The year is 1803, and Europe is on the brink of monumental change. The Napoleonic Wars have erupted, plunging the European continent into a series of intense military conflicts that will reshape nations and redefine borders. With over 40+ Historically Accurate Nations to choose from, you have the ability to reshape history. Step into the roles of leaders from this pivotal era, navigating complex alliances, managing resources, and leading armies to victory or defeat. As the fate of Europe hangs in the balance, will you emerge as a conqueror or be swept away by the tides of war? The stage is set and history awaits your command.

NOTE: Not released yet, join Discord for more information!

Join discord: https://discord.gg/edBrmMpAqJ

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Dragons Tamed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Farms Harvested:	230
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Nasty SMP

1.21.1, age-friendly, application, Community, Discord, Events, Griefing, HACKING, ingame name, java, Lax, Minecraft, Nasty, Players, Plugins, rules, semi-active, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelisted

Nasty SMP is a new 1.21.1 Minecraft sever. It is a whitelisted java server looking for new semi-active members to join in order to grow the community.

The server is mostly vanilla with a couple quality of life plugins to make traveling easier. The server is mostly run by the players who it change by natural ingame events or polls run in the discord.

If your interested in joining the server first click the link bellow and join the discord, than fill out a short application and finally tell us your ingame name.

We accept all ages and are pretty lax on the the rules for the most part except when it comes to hacking (xray, crystal aura, etc), hardcore griefing (if both players agree to do something than its fine), along with some other things illustrated in the discord.

Thank you for reading this, and we look forward to hearing from you soon!

https://discord.gg/gUTy4K2DjW

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4999	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Join Blue Horizon MC for a wave of fun with custom tools, epic spawners, and more surprises!🌊

{Java IP}, Blue, boss fights, claim flags, Custom, Custom Enchants, Discord, Epic, Fun, HORIZON, in-game ranks, Join, Land claiming, mythical crate, player-driven economy, smp, Spawners, Surprises, Tools, vote crate, WAVE, Website

Blue Horizon Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Dynamic Survival Experience	Enjoy Boss Fights, Custom Enchants, and Custom items/tools/armors.
Enhanced Quality of Life	Access Player Warps, Homes, RTP, TPA, Heads, Land Claiming, and more.
Exciting Crate Rewards	Monthly rotating Crate content with custom armors, tools, and enchantments.
Player-Driven Economy	Trade in shops, create your own shop, and participate in the server’s economy.
In-Game Ranks	24 in-game ranks with unique perks and rewards for progression.

Blue Horizon Minecraft Server FAQ

What is Blue Horizon?

Blue Horizon is a vibrant SMP Minecraft server that offers a dynamic survival experience with custom features and content.

When was Blue Horizon launched?

Blue Horizon was launched in August of 2024.

What features does Blue Horizon offer?

Blue Horizon offers Boss Fights, Custom Enchants, Custom items/tools/armors, Player Warps, Homes, RTP, TPA, Heads, Land Claiming, Crate Rewards, Player-Driven Economy, and In-Game Ranks.

How can I join Blue Horizon?

You can join Blue Horizon by visiting their website at https://blue-horizon.tebex.io/ or through their Java IP: Play.BlueHorizonMC.Net.

Is there a Blue Horizon Discord server?

Yes, Blue Horizon has a Discord server. You can join it at https://discord.gg/TcVM3zvySA.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	New Chunks Explored:	967905
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	139	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Block Party Minecraft Server

BLOCK, La Familia Family Love Relationships Hispanic Culture Unity Support Bond Traditions Values Generations Heritage Connection Bloodline Loyalty Togetherness Strength Legacy Close-knit, Minecraft, Party, Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because La Familia is here to spice up your gaming experience!

Join our server and become part of the craziest family in the Minecraft world. We have llama rodeos every Saturday, where you can show off your mad llama riding skills and compete for the title of Llama King or Queen.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs. Rumor has it that if you can catch the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, join our weekly treasure hunts where you can search for hidden loot in the depths of our custom-made dungeons. Just watch out for the evil Potato King who guards the most valuable treasures with his army of killer potatoes.

So what are you waiting for? Join La Familia today and experience Minecraft like never before!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	174	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Cried Today Minecraft SMP – Oshi Loss Feels

Closure, COMEBACK, coping, cried, crying, emotional, Fan, feelings, Feels, Graduation, healing, HEARTBREAK, Idol, idol culture, losing oshi, Loss, Memories, Minecraft, moving on, Nostalgia, Oshi, Recovery, Sadness, smp, Support, Termination, Today

Are you tired of losing your Minecraft oshi? Do you find yourself shedding tears over your terminated oshis? Well, fear not, because on our server, oshis never truly leave you! Join us and experience the magical resurrection of your oshi in the most unexpected ways. From oshis returning as powerful bosses to guiding you through epic quests, our server is truly a haven for all oshi enthusiasts. So come on, join us and never worry about losing your oshi again!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

MethHeadMansion Minecraft Server

9mm, big boy voice, criminal trespassing, Demon, firm boundaries, high school, Junkie, meth head, methamphetamine, MethHeadMansion, Minecraft, neighbor, no trespassing, peace and quiet, private property, rural living, Server, trespassing, wildlife

Looking for a Minecraft server with drama and excitement? Join our server where you can experience the thrill of dealing with unwanted visitors like Methany! Our server is so exclusive, even half of our own family doesn’t know where it is located.

But don’t worry, we have a strict ‘No Trespassing’ policy just like in real life. You can practice your big boy voice and assert your dominance just like the OP did with Methany. Who knows, maybe you’ll encounter your own demon-possessed intruder looking for a hangout spot!

Join now for a unique and thrilling Minecraft experience. Just remember, if you see someone lurking outside your virtual window, grab your virtual 9mm and show them who’s boss!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

CraftyCreeperHomecomingDrama

Boutonniere, Bra, Communication, CraftyCreeperHomecomingDrama, custody, DAUGHTER, ex, homecoming dress, jewelry, manicure, Memory, nursing school, paid for, receipts, Shoes, shopping, slap in the face, stepmom, ticket, tight budget, WIBTA

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where communication is key! Just like in real life, we value open communication among players to avoid any unexpected surprises like the ones this player experienced with their ex and stepmom. Join us and never worry about someone buying a diamond sword for you without your knowledge again!

Our server is the perfect place to escape from real-life drama and immerse yourself in a world where you can control every aspect of your adventure. No more unexpected receipts for items you didn’t even know existed – unless, of course, you want to surprise your friends with a secret gift!

So come on and join us, where the only surprises you’ll encounter are hidden treasures and secret dungeons waiting to be explored. And remember, always communicate with your fellow players before making any big decisions – unless you want to end up like this poor player, left wondering if they should just pay for the ticket. Trust us, it’s much more fun to plan your adventures together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

HorrorFlicksSMP

bone-chilling, chilling, creepy, Frightening, goosebumps, hair-raising, horror cinema, horror film, horror flick, horror genre, horror movie, horror thriller, HorrorFlicksSMP, psychological horror, Scared, scared out of my mind, scary movie, scream-worthy, spine-chilling, supernatural horror, Terrifying

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate horror movie experience! Our server is so spooky, it’ll make you scream louder than a banshee on Halloween night. We have jump scares around every corner, creepy mobs that will haunt your dreams, and a haunted mansion that is rumored to be cursed by a vengeful ghost. So if you’re brave enough to face your fears and survive the night, come join us – if you dare!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
New Chunks Explored:	634538	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Enchantments Applied:	196

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!