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Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 92/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 5
Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 9
Buildings Constructed: 14 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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