Are you tired of well-meaning but clueless family members trying to hook you up with the wrong tech? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise not to send you a MacBook when you asked for a laptop with 32GB of RAM. Plus, our server is so advanced, it can run Minecraft on a potato (literally, we have a potato-powered server).

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and questionable tech advice. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough like a laptop with 128GB of RAM and a built-in popcorn dispenser. Don’t be an asshole, join our server today!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 97/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
Dimension Hops: 13 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Magic Crystals Found: 9
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 31

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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