Uncle Bucks Minecraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Blocky Booty Calls

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we specialize in helping new players avoid making beginner’s mistakes that could ruin their gaming experience!

Picture this: you’re a fresh-faced Minecraft player, eager to explore the vast world and build amazing structures. But oh no, you accidentally dig straight down and fall into a pit of lava! Don’t worry, on our server, we have a team of professional lava divers who will rescue you and teach you the proper way to mine safely.

Or maybe you’re trying to tame a wild wolf, but end up accidentally punching it instead. No problem! Our wolf whisperers will show you the gentle art of animal handling, so you can have a loyal companion by your side.

Join us on this epic Minecraft journey, where we turn beginners’ mistakes into hilarious learning experiences. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and let us guide you through the wonderful world of Minecraft!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Elemental Crystals Collected:	30	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	30

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Crafty Kamichu’s Crazy Cubes

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Welcome to our Minecraft server!

Join us because apparently, our server has magical powers that can transport you back to the time when your mom was pregnant with you. Experience the nostalgia of watching her favorite show while you were still in the womb. Who knows, maybe you’ll even inherit her love for the show and become the ultimate fan!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that on our server, unicorns roam freely and grant wishes to those who can find them. Imagine riding a majestic unicorn through pixelated landscapes and fulfilling all your wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Emeralds Found:	5310	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

ManlyCraft: Where Real Men Mine and LOL in Q&A Threads!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the manliest of men are allowed! No fags allowed, sorry not sorry. If you’re ready to mine like a boss and craft like a legend, then this is the place for you!

Join us on this server for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. Rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, they make Scrooge McDuck’s money bin look like chump change. And don’t even get me started on our creeper battles – we’ve got explosions that would make Michael Bay jealous.

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty llama, and get ready to conquer the Ender Dragon like a true alpha male. This server is not for the weak-hearted or the faint of heart. Only the bravest and the manliest survive here.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and show the world what you’re made of. And remember, no fags allowed – we’re here to mine, craft, and conquer like true men!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	3863	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Blocky JewCraft: Where Diamonds are Forever!

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Welcome to our Legendary Minecraft Server where we believe that Jews are the ultimate main characters of life! Join us as we embark on epic adventures and build magnificent structures in a world where the chosen people reign supreme.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the Jews on our server have special powers that allow them to mine diamonds with just a snap of their fingers. Not only that, but they can also summon lightning bolts to strike down their enemies. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. Picture this: two players, both Jews, facing off in an intense duel where the winner gets to claim a rare diamond sword that can slice through obsidian like butter. It’s like a scene straight out of a blockbuster movie!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Legendary Minecraft Server and become a part of the chosen people. Who knows, you might just discover that you have some hidden Jewish powers waiting to be unleashed. Godspeed, my friend.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Crops Grown:	3781	Love Letters Sent:	18
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Star Shards Collected:	97
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Crafty McCraftface – Land of LOLs

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Looking for a place where you can mine diamonds while listening to Bau Bau Edition covers? Look no further, because we’ve got you covered!

Join us for epic streams where players battle it out while watching streams that will make you LOL so hard, your creepers will explode from laughter!

Our Youtube Channel is filled with content that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From epic karaoke sessions to crazy Twitter spaces, we’ve got it all!

And don’t even get us started on our Merch! Dress your Minecraft character in the most stylish gear inspired by our Fuwawa and Mococo talents.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our /baubau/ content for even more madness. From baubau sings to NSFW shenanigans, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the insanity that awaits you!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Towns Built:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Pixelated Perfection: The LOL Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the blocks are THICC and the adventures are wilder than a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a creeper wearing a top hat and monocle. Instead of blowing up, the creeper offered the player a quest to find the legendary diamond llama hidden deep within the enchanted forest. And so, the player embarked on a journey filled with pixelated peril and blocky excitement.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the best looking 2D game of all time – Minecraft! Just kidding, but seriously, our server is like a 2D art masterpiece come to life in a 3D world. You’ll be blown away by the gorgeous pixel art and stunning landscapes that await you around every corner.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even encounter a unicorn riding a pig or a dragon made of TNT. The possibilities are endless on our insane Minecraft server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

GodCraft: Where the Old White God Rules and Rocks!

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Welcome to our Divine Minecraft Server, where we follow the commands of the one and only God of the White Man, Wr-Alda! Join us as we embark on a quest to rid our lands of the corrupting influence of the Jew and their brown race minions.

On our server, you’ll learn the differences of the races and the dangers of mixing with those inferior beings created by the Jewish God Moloch Saturn. Keep control of your women and make sure they always submit to the men in their lives – just as the Lord God commands!

But that’s not all – we have epic battles, crazy adventures, and even secret quests that will test your loyalty to the White Race. So come join us and be a part of something truly divine. Praise be to Wr-Alda, our Minecraft Overlord!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	462
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

CraftyExiles – Where Minecraft meets Path of Exile

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventure never ends! Join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual diamonds and experience the thrill of battling zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens!

Our server is so awesome that even Notch himself plays on it in disguise! Rumor has it that if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword, you’ll unlock a secret dimension filled with talking cows who will grant you wishes!

But that’s not all, folks! We have a secret underground base where you can trade with intergalactic aliens for rare items and weapons. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Just remember to watch out for the creeper ninja assassins lurking in the shadows…they’re always up to mischief!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Dragon Scales Harvested:	134	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

RageCraft: I Hate Life Edition

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life and dive into a world of pure AWESOMENESS!

Join us if you want to avoid screaming “I HATE LIFE PLEASE FUCKING KILL ME” in front of your family because let’s be real, they’re probably tired of hearing it by now.

Our server is so INSANE that you’ll forget all about your real life troubles and embark on wild adventures with fellow players. Who needs therapy when you can just play Minecraft, am I right?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s create some CRAZY memories together! Your family will thank you for it.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Runes Activated:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	2771
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

4Shit – The Ultimate Troll Mine

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh until you cry? Look no further, because has got you covered! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures.

Picture this: a weeb who dodged the pol question by selling his own shithole for profit. What a f*cking faggot, am I right? But don’t worry, we’ll make sure he eats sh*t for not addressing pol properly. And let’s not forget, 4chan is basically the Reddit of chans, so you know you’re in for a wild time.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll have to pay to see the IP counter, avoid a retarded captcha, and say goodbye to banning cu**y. Are you ready to join us, you radical f*cking faggots? Let the madness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Animals Bred:	72
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

French Guiana FunCraft: Where Creepers Apply for Civil Service!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can embark on a wild adventure like no other! Imagine this: you just applied for a civil service mission in French Guiana to study tropical forests, but instead of dealing with pesky mosquitoes and dangerous wildlife, you can do it all from the comfort of your own home in Minecraft!

Join us for a chance to explore lush tropical forests filled with exotic creatures and hidden treasures. Who needs a real-life expedition when you can have all the excitement and none of the danger?

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and start your virtual journey to French Guiana today! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden village of friendly villagers who are just waiting to trade with you for rare items. The possibilities are endless!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

KinoCraft: Best OST & LOL Moments Galore!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the **Best OST** and most **kino** moment in the game is only rewarded to you if you play like **shit**! That’s right, we don’t want any try-hards here, only true masters of chaos and mayhem.

Picture this: you’re wandering through the pixelated wilderness, minding your own business, when suddenly a giant chicken wearing a top hat and monocle challenges you to a dance-off. If you can out-dab the chicken, you’ll unlock the secret passage to the **Best OST** in the game. But beware, the chicken has some sick moves.

And that’s not all! Rumor has it that deep within the caves of our server lies a treasure so magnificent, so awe-inspiring, that it can only be found by players who can recite the entire script of Shrek in Pig Latin while riding a llama backwards. Are you up for the challenge?

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and play like **shit**. Who knows what kind of absurdity and hilarity you’ll encounter along the way. Just remember, the **Best OST** awaits those brave enough to embrace the chaos. See you in the game! 🐔🕺🏻🦙

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	25
Falling into the Void:	3	Dimension Hops:	11
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Meteorites Collected:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Pixelated Pandemonium

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can experience the most INSANE adventures!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world filled with NAKED ASIAN WOMEN sitting on beds, drinking mysterious liquids from cartons with CHINESE or JAPANESE KANJI on them. And guess what? They also have MANGA open on their thighs! It’s a sight you’ll never forget!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with GLASSES-WEARING characters who are ready to take you on WILD quests and adventures!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the CRAZIEST Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Teacher Trouble: Tsuruko’s Minecraft Misadventures

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Welcome to our totally insane and unpredictable Minecraft server! Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with hilarious mishaps and unexpected twists? Well, look no further because this server is the place for you!

Join now and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the Macarena! But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you might just stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by zombies!

And if you’re lucky, you might even run into Tsuruko and her teacher getting into all sorts of hilarious shenanigans! Who knows what kind of ridiculous situations they’ll find themselves in next!

So what are you waiting for? Join our absolutely bonkers Minecraft server today and get ready for a gaming experience like no other!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

McCrafty Hunger Games: Free Sandwich Edition

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Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the only thing better than building pixelated castles is getting a free sandwich from McDonald (not sponsored)!

Join us for the ultimate gaming experience where you can choose between the Quarter Pounder with Cheese or the Big Mac as your in-game reward. But be careful, because if you choose wrong, you might end up with a creeper explosion instead of a delicious burger.

Our server is filled with insane adventures and quests that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon, Ronald McDonald himself will appear and grant you three wishes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and feast on both epic builds and tasty sandwiches. Just make sure to watch out for the zombie villagers trying to steal your food!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Enchantments Applied:	245	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	476

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	40	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10