UltraSMP

bedrock, crossplay, Discord, Economy, Gamemodes, greensetIcon, host, ip address, java, launcher, mojang, multiplayer, PORT, Session Servers, smp, Survival, UltraSMP, United Kingdom, Updates, Vanilla, version compatibility, Website

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5905
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Enchantments Applied:	111	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

New Minecraft Servers

About
A big welcome to UltraSMP the friendliest SMP in the world! Join today on java and bedrock and begin your adventure!

Server IP
ultrasmp.serv.lol

How to Play
Open Minecraft launcher, click “Play”, select “Multiplayer”, add server IP “ultrasmp.serv.lol”, and click “Join Server”

Minecraft Version
1.21.4

Server Location
United Kingdom

Gamemodes
Survival, Crossplay, SMP, Economy, Vanilla

FAQ

What is the server IP for UltraSMP?

The IP address for UltraSMP is ultrasmp.serv.lol. You can use this IP Address to start playing on the UltraSMP Minecraft Server now.

How do I play on the UltraSMP Minecraft server?

Open the Minecraft launcher, click “Play”, select “Multiplayer”, add server IP “ultrasmp.serv.lol”, and click “Join Server”. For bedrock players, use the same IP but with the port 25587.

What Minecraft game version does UltraSMP server support?

UltraSMP supports Minecraft game version 1.21.4.

Where is the UltraSMP Minecraft Server being hosted?

The UltraSMP server is currently hosted in the United Kingdom.

What gamemodes can I play on the UltraSMP Minecraft Server?

You can play Survival, Crossplay, SMP, Economy, Vanilla on the UltraSMP Minecraft Server.

RedFlagSMP – IgnoredWarnings

dating advice, denial, hindsight, ignored, IgnoredWarnings, overlooked signs, past relationship, red flag, red flags in a partner, red flags in a romantic relationship, red flags in dating, red flags in love, red flags not to ignore, red flags to watch out for, RedFlagSMP, relationship advice, relationship mistakes, Relationship Red Flags, toxic behavior, unhealthy relationship, warning signals, warning signs

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4411
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4552	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Crops Grown:	4001	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Star Shards Collected:	245	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Bro, let me tell you about this cray cray Minecraft SMP I joined once. So like, I was just minding my own business, mining some diamonds and stuff, when this dude comes up to me and is like “Join our server bro, we have flying pigs and rainbow sheep!” And I was like, heck yeah, I wanna see them flying pigs!

But then things got even weirder, like there was this secret underground base full of llamas wearing top hats and monocles, and they were all speaking in British accents. And then the owner of the server was like “If you wanna stay here, you gotta wear a chicken suit at all times.” So I was running around in a chicken suit, trying to fight off creepers and stuff, it was wild man.

But the final straw was when they told me that the only way to level up was to do interpretive dance in front of a giant statue of a potato. I was like, nah man, I can’t be doing that, I got dignity! So I left that server faster than you can say “creeper aw man”. But hey, if you’re into that kind of crazy shenanigans, you should totally join, it’s a trip and a half!

BlockyNightmare

bad job experiences, BlockyNightmare, horrible job, terrible job, worst job, worst job ever, worst job ever had, worst job ever had article, worst job ever had blog, worst job ever had discussion, worst job ever had experience, worst job ever had forum, worst job ever had list, worst job ever had quora, worst job ever had reddit, worst job ever had stories, worst job ever had yahoo answers, worst job ever stories, worst job stories, worst work experience

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2679
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Are you tired of mining for diamonds in the same old boring caves? Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of hunting down rare ores in a haunted mansion filled with spooky skeletons and ghostly creepers! The only job you’ll have here is having a blast!

Forget about boring old villages and farms, on our server, you can become a professional llama tamer and ride into battle on the backs of your trusty steeds! Who needs a job when you can be a llama wrangler extraordinaire?

Join our server today and leave your boring job behind. Who needs to work in a cubicle when you can be the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom, complete with a pet dragon and a diamond-encrusted throne? Say goodbye to your worst job ever and hello to a world of endless adventure and hilarity!

CraftyTariffWars

Authorization, Business, Canada, China, CraftyTariffWars, Economy, export, Global, Goods, Government, Import, international trade, Manufacturing, market, mexico, Order, policy, Politics, Tariffs, Tax, Trade, trump

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4542
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Divine Spears Created:	26	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17

come join our epic minecraft server where we have trump as our president and he just signed an order to put tariffs on goods from canada, mexico, and china!! now you can experience the chaos and drama of international trade wars while building your own pixelated empire! who needs real world politics when you can have all the drama in minecraft?! join now and see if you can negotiate your way to the top or get crushed by the tariffs! it’s gonna be yuge!

EvoCraft: Survive & Thrive

adaptation, Biodiversity, Creatures, Darwinian theory, environmental change, EVOCraft, Evolution, evolutionary advancements, evolutionary biology, evolutionary mechanisms, evolutionary patterns, evolutionary process, evolutionary theory, evolves, genetic variation, genetics, natural selection, selective pressure, species, Survival, Survival of the Fittest, SURVIVE, Thrive

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5549
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER IF U WANNA EVOLVE LIKE A CRAZY MONKEY ON STEROIDS. WE GOT CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA AND ZOMBIES THAT SING OPERA. OUR PIGS FLY AND OUR SHEEP RAP. U WANNA BE A SURVIVAL MASTER? COME HERE AND EVOLVE INTO A MINECRAFT LEGEND. TRUST ME, U WONT REGRET IT. #EVOLUTIONREVOLUTION #CRAZYMINECRAFTFUN

Moonbat Minecraft

ADDED, Creative, Griefing, host, Ip:, MAINTAIN, Maps, Minecraft, Minigames, Moonbat, No Griefing, player events, progress, Reset, Safe, see, Server, smp, Spleef, survival rewards, Trust, update

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2638
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Love Letters Sent:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Secret Passages Found:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Moonbat Minecraft Server

Server Information
Host: Max8abug
Server Features: Creative server, no-griefing survival SMP, griefing allowed SMP
Server Maps: SMP maps won’t reset
Updates: Server is actively updated and maintained
Events: Player events with survival rewards
Minigames: Spleef
IP: moonbat.ddns.net
Version: 1.21.4

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server by connecting to the IP: moonbat.ddns.net

Q: Are the SMP maps reset?

A: No, the SMP maps won’t reset so your progress will be safe

Q: What type of events are run on the server?

A: Player events with survival rewards are occasionally run on the server

Q: What minigames are available on the server?

A: Minigames such as spleef have recently been added

Infernal Sanctuary 1.21

Afterlife, Astinos, boiling water, damnation, Dining, Eternal Damnation, eternal suffering, fiery torment, Fire, greek mythology, Hades, Hell, INFERNAL, Inferno, punishment, punishment for sinners, punishment for wrongdoers, punishment in hell, Sanctuary, Torment, toxic cloud, underworld

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7003
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

Yo, bro, forget about hell and come join our Minecraft server! We’ve got all the food you could ever want, none of that fire and toxic cloud nonsense. Plus, we’ve got epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

Toy Wrecker Minecraft Server

anger, bad day, Boundaries, Communication, dog behavior, dog owner, dog park, dog park etiquette, dog toys, dog training, Exercise, fetch, Frustration, Minecraft, overreacting, pet etiquette, pet ownership, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, socialization, Toy, toy destruction, wrecker..

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8716
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Ores Mined:	9189	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your fury in a virtual world instead of chasing after a dog in the snow!

Join us and let off steam by building epic structures, battling mobs, and exploring endless possibilities. No need to worry about losing your ball here – unless a creeper blows it up, that is!

Our community is full of responsible pet owners who will never let their dogs destroy your precious items. And if they do, just ask for a new one and they’ll gladly oblige – in Minecraft, of course!

So come on, leave the real world drama behind and join our server for some epic adventures and laughs. Who knows, you might even find a virtual ball to play fetch with!

SpoiledCraft: BIL Edition

bil, communication breakdown, confrontation avoidance, disrespectful attitude, disrespectful behavior., Edition, emotional drain, emotional exhaustion, entitled, family dynamic, family tension, financial responsibility, financial strain, household chores, household conflict, lack of support, living arrangements, living situation, long term houseguest, personal boundaries, SpoiledCraft, strained relationships

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5250
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	83	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Astral Projections Made:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Chimeras Created:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Our server is like living with your BIL who just won’t move out, except with creepers and zombies instead of dirty laundry.

Join our server and experience the thrill of constantly being ignored by your fellow players, just like how BIL ignores your requests to keep the bathroom window open. Watch as your virtual houseguests take advantage of your hospitality and refuse to clean up after themselves, just like BIL and his dirty clothes.

But wait, there’s more! Our server offers the ultimate challenge of dealing with entitled and arrogant players who think they can just mooch off of you forever. Experience the tension and strain of living with someone who just won’t leave, all while trying to maintain your sanity in a world filled with chaos.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices and test your patience to the max, join us now! Who needs therapy when you can play on our server and experience the ultimate emotional rollercoaster?

RageQuitMinecraftSMP

annoyances, auditory, Frustration, Gaming, gaming annoyances, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming frustrations, gaming noises, gaming sounds, gaming triggers, irritating sounds, Pet Peeves, RAGE, RageQuitMinecraftSMP, SOUNDS, triggers, video game irritations, video game triggers, video games

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	113
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Dimension Hops:	5	Towns Built:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Meteorites Collected:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously. It’s like, the most epic server ever, like everrrr. The admins are like, super cool and give out diamonds like candy, I swear. And the spawn area is like, a giant disco party with villagers breakdancing and creepers doing the macarena, it’s lit af.

But wait, there’s more. The PvP arena is actually a giant hot dog eating contest, and the winner gets a pet dragon that farts rainbows. And don’t even get me started on the shopping district, it’s like a mall but with llamas as security guards and parrots as cashiers. And the best part? The nether is actually a tropical beach with pigmen in hula skirts serving you drinks with little umbrellas in them.

So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up for the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like, a rollercoaster of chaos and fun and memes and just pure awesomeness. See you there, my fellow blockheads!

BlockLifeChanger

big impact, BlockLifeChanger, butterfly effect, Decision making, impactful decisions, life changing, life changing moments, life-altering choices, minor choices, momentous decision, personal growth, pivotal choice, ripple effect, significant choices, small actions, small choices, small decision, transformative actions, turning point, unexpected outcomes

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1184
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Magic Items Found:	5013	Enchantments Applied:	57
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Star Shards Collected:	204	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Villages Defended:	8

Join our Minecraft server and make the small decision to dig one block in a certain direction, and who knows what crazy adventures await you! One player dug down and found a hidden underground city filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. Another player accidentally punched a pig and it turned into a flying pig that now follows them around as a loyal companion. The possibilities are endless on our server, where even the smallest decisions can lead to life-changing moments! So come join us and see where your next block break will take you!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Allies, Canada, CraftyCanuck, Diplomacy, economic impact, export, foreign relations, Import, international trade, market access, Minecraft, NAFTA, negotiations, North America, Politics, protectionism, red states, RETALIATION, Server, Tariffs, trade war, Trump allies, united states

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5694
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	130
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

so like, u know how canada is all polite and stuff? well, they got a secret plan to start a trade war with red states and trump’s buddies. it’s gonna be like a battle royale but with trade deals and stuff.

join our minecraft server and be part of the action! build your own trade empire and take down your enemies with tariffs and sanctions. it’s gonna be epic, eh?

plus, we got a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the fallout of the trade war. trust us, you’re gonna need it when things get crazy.

so come on, eh? join our server and let’s show those red states and trump allies who’s boss in the world of trade wars. it’s gonna be a boot stompin’ good time, eh?

SudzhaNursingHomeRaid – TrappedUnderRubble

95 people, Attack, CASUALTIES, Conflict, crisis management., eastern europe, emergency response, Humanitarian Aid, international news, military commandant’s office, nursing home, rescue operation, rubble, russians, strike, Sudzha, SudzhaNursingHomeRaid, Tragedy, TrappedUnderRubble, Trapping, UKRAINIAN, War

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7408
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Love Letters Sent:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	20	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4166	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

join our minecraft server because we have russians striking nursing homes in sudzha but don’t worry, we’ll save you with our epic building skills and magical powers. 95 people trapped under rubble? no problem, we’ll just mine our way to victory and save them all. who needs the ukrainian military when you have us? come join the chaos and madness, where anything is possible and nothing makes sense. build, mine, and survive with us as we take on the craziest adventures and conquer the most absurd challenges. join now and be part of the most wacky and wild minecraft server ever created!

Booze Blues Busted | Tipsy Town

addiction, alcohol, alcoholism, BELIEF, Blues, booze, BUSTED, Buzz, coping mechanism, coping strategies, depression, emotional well being, heavy drinking, mental health, mental health research., mental health stigma, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, mood, Pleasure, self-medication, study, substance abuse, tipsy, TOWN

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9636
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	4393	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

so, like, u ever feelin down and just wanna get drunk to forget ur problems? well, guess what, this server is perfect for u! we got a study that says heavy drinkers with depression feel just as good as those without depression when they drink! so come on over and drown ur sorrows in our virtual bar, where the drinks are always flowin and the fun never stops! join us now for a wild ride of debauchery and questionable life choices!

The Crafty Table

Blazeandcave’s Advancements, Chat feelings, Community, Crafty, Creative World, Democracy, Discord, Dynmap, GSit, Hard reset, Lands, minecraft server, Multiverse, MVP vote, Planet MC, Plugins, Semi Vanilla, Shop, Survival, Table, unclaimed land, Worldguard

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7636
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Dimension Hops:	10
Enchantments Applied:	131	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Void Armor Forged:	27	Emeralds Found:	7051
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8560	Reality Warps Survived:	1

About TCT
IP: thecraftytable.com

Welcome to The Crafty Table! We are a small scale, semi-vanilla, survival server with our own creative world. Our community will welcome you with open arms.

We recently did a hard reset of our server for 1.21.1! Meaning there is plenty of unclaimed land to explore.

Our plugins:

Lands
Shop
Worldguard
Multiverse
Chat feelings
Gsit
Dynmap
BlazeandCaves Advancements

What makes us unique?

One of our biggest unique features is our democracy on the server. We allow our players a lot of influence over our world, from plugin suggestions and rules to expansions and our staffing team, if you have an opinion on what you would like to see change on the server our ears are open.

We host proposals through our Discord where you can put forward such changes which are then discussed and voted on by our community in our meetings at 8pm GMT on Saturdays.

We also host a monthly MVP vote for your chance to highlight outstanding players of TCT.

Key links:

Discord: https://discord.gg/mezpHTMq64
Dynmap: http://map.thecraftytable.com:25572/
Planet MC: https://www.planetminecraft.com/server/the-crafty-table-5086328/

TCT News: This weekend is our reset of our resetting overworld, desert and raid end!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version is the server currently on?	We recently did a hard reset of our server for version 1.21.1.
When are your community meetings held?	Our community meetings are held on Saturdays at 8pm GMT.
How can I suggest changes for the server?	You can suggest changes through our Discord channel where proposals are discussed and voted on by the community.

Mystic Mines 1.20.3

1.20.3, action, Adventure, Ais Wallenstein, Anime, bell cranel, comedy, danmachi, Dungeon, FAMÍLIA, FANTASY, Gods, Hestia, Is It Wrong to Try to Pick Up Girls in a Dungeon, Labyrinth City, light novel, Mines, mystic, romance, RPG, We’re back bros

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3106
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Crops Grown:	7833

Yo, listen up! This Minecraft server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling evil mobs while wearing a tutu made of enchanted golden apples.

Our community is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether with a bunch of dancing creepers.

And don’t even get me started on our custom plugins – they’re crazier than a chicken trying to ride a pig.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s conquer the blocky world together!