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Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 101/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7
World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Dark Rituals Completed: 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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