LOL come join our Minecraft server where we have more drama than a Russian spy movie! We’ve got crazy adventures, like when our players got captured by Russians and had to escape using only their crafting skills! And don’t worry, we promise not to murder you like those poor Ukrainian drone operators. So come on over and join the chaos, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 110/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
New Chunks Explored: 163106 Potions Brewed: 143
Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 9
Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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