LOL come join our Minecraft server where we have more drama than a Russian spy movie! We’ve got crazy adventures, like when our players got captured by Russians and had to escape using only their crafting skills! And don’t worry, we promise not to murder you like those poor Ukrainian drone operators. So come on over and join the chaos, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 110/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought: 20 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Zombie Dances: 6
Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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