UkrainianCraft: $39B Power-Up

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haha ukraine be like “pls help” and EU be like “ok here’s $39 billion, go wild” 😂 join our minecraft server and help us rebuild ukraine’s power grid with virtual blocks cuz why not? we promise no creepers will blow up your hard work, unless you want them to for some reason 🤪 plus, if you join now, you get a free virtual potato to plant in our virtual farmland. come on, who wouldn’t want that?! #ukraine2023 #minecraftforacause 🥔🔌💰

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

CraftyCreeperWarz

Conflict, CraftyCreeperWarz, Crucial, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, international relations, military aggression, military intervention, peace negotiations, political tensions, russia, sanctions, security concerns, territorial integrity, Ukraine, Ukrainian president, united nations, vladimir zelensky, War

come join our epic minecraft server where we are fighting a virtual war against the evil forces of russia! ukrainian president himself said it’s crucial to join NOW before it’s too late! build your own army of pixelated soldiers and defend our virtual land from the invaders! who needs real life when you can save the world in minecraft, amirite? come on, don’t be a noob, join us now and be a hero in the digital battlefield!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	87	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Woolly Rhino Frosty Fun

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LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT A 32,400-YEAR-OLD WOOLLY RHINO MUMMY CHILLIN’ IN RUSSIA! THIS BAD BOY STILL GOT SKIN AND FUR INTACT, LIKE HE JUST CAME BACK FROM A SPA DAY! PRESERVED IN PERMAFROST FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS, THIS ANCIENT CREATURE BE GIVIN’ US MAD INSIGHTS INTO THE EXTINCT SPECIES! COME HANG OUT WITH OUR PREHISTORIC PALS AND BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES IN THEIR HONOR! YA DON’T WANNA MISS THIS WILD RIDE, FOLKS!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Villages Defended:	17	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Swipe my way to Vanilla heaven – Semi spicy, always sweet, and oh so Whitelisted! 1.21

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Minecraft Server Overview

Im currently looking for more players on my mostly-vanilla SMP server, its 1.21 and we are looking for more of a community to help us with builds, shops and more. If you would like to join our community and are interested in being apart of our community please add me on discord!

Discord: https://discord.gg/9vNqQk5Xzx My Discord: ihben

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join by adding ihben on Discord and asking for the server details.
Is the server vanilla or modded?	The server is mostly vanilla with some minor tweaks.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Yes, the server has rules regarding griefing, respect for other players, and language.
Can I create shops on the server?	Yes, players are encouraged to create shops and contribute to the server economy.
Is there a specific theme for builds on the server?	There is no specific theme, players are free to build as they please.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	7160	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	14
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Mutie-Free Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of mutant creatures ruining your Minecraft experience? Well, fear not because on our server, we have a strict no mutant policy! No more dealing with creepy creepers or pesky skeletons with extra limbs. Join us and say goodbye to muties once and for all!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the feathered friends in the land. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether, where the lava flows like water and the pigmen ride around on flying pigs. But be warned, the Nether is also home to the infamous Cactus Queen, who will challenge you to a game of cactus dodgeball for the ultimate prize of a diamond-encrusted cactus crown.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Click on Deck Minecraft SMP

‘ick on ‘eck, Click, Deck, long tail, Minecraft, NECK, sick, sick on eck, smp

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be chased by a pack of wild chickens armed with diamond swords, or if you want to build a house made entirely out of slime blocks (good luck with that). Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started a dance party in the Nether. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’ve formed a secret society and are plotting to take over the server with their trading deals. So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and insanity reigns supreme, click on ‘eck and join us today!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Runes Activated:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

AutisticBrushlessCraft

autism, autistic cousin, AutisticBrushlessCraft, Behavior, birthday present, Boundaries, budgeting, Communication, Decision making, emotional response, Empathy, family conflict, family dynamics, forgiveness, Meltdown, parenting, Promises, relationships, special needs, toothbrush, Understanding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of F22 and her toothbrush saga with James, the electric toothbrush enthusiast!

Experience the thrill of navigating through family dynamics and birthday present dilemmas as you explore our server. Will you choose the £80 electric toothbrush or settle for the £25 one like a true budget-savvy player? The choice is yours, but beware of the consequences – you might end up getting blocked by James himself!

With a community as lively as this, you’ll never run out of entertainment. So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey that’s more chaotic than a herd of sheep in a thunderstorm!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Ores Mined:	1223	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Dimension Hops:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

DebateMaster420 – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of arguing over whether pineapples belong on pizza or not? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and argue about something even more ridiculous like whether creepers are actually misunderstood creatures just trying to give you a hug! Our server is full of wacky debates and crazy discussions that will have you laughing for hours on end. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we dress up as chickens and dance to disco music every Saturday night. Trust us, you won’t find a more absurd and entertaining Minecraft SMP out there!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

PixelatedLoveFlaws

acceptance, Affection, attraction, beauty, characteristics, charming, Differences, endearing, Features, flaws, imperfections, Individuality, love, partners appearance, physical traits, PixelatedLoveFlaws, Preferences, QUIRKS, relationship, Special, Unique

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because on our server, we celebrate all the unique flaws in our players’ appearances! From wonky eyes to crooked noses, we love it all!

Join us for a hilarious and wacky adventure where imperfections are not only accepted but encouraged. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with that one player whose pixelated face is just a little bit off. So come on down and show off your quirks on our server – because here, beauty is in the eye of the beholder…even if that eye is a little wonky!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Towns Built:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

RocketVillage Minecraft Server

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Yo, you wanna join our epic Minecraft server? Well let me tell ya, this server is so lit that even Hezbollah wants in on the action! They pay the villagers rent to store their rockets in their homes, like what even is that?! Imagine blowing up creepers with actual rockets, it’s like fireworks but on steroids! So come join us and be part of the most explosive Minecraft server out there, trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Ores Mined:	1500
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

RedLineRuckusMC

Allies, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Danish PM, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, Military Action, military intervention, nato, peace negotiations, political strategy, Red Lines, RedLineRuckusMC, russia, strike, Ukraine

so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. like, we got flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, and unicorns that poop rainbows.

oh, and get this, our server is actually run by a secret society of ninja turtles who are trying to take over the world with their pizza-loving ways. but don’t worry, they’re totally chill and will hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever need.

plus, we have this epic battle arena where you can fight to the death with other players using nothing but enchanted potatoes. it’s like the hunger games, but way more ridiculous.

so, like, forget about those other boring servers with their lame red lines and rules. come join us and let ukraine strike russia or whatever. it’s gonna be a blast, dude.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Buildings Constructed:	28	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Blocky Justice System

blocky, corrections, Courts, crime, criminal justice, Due Process, Ethics, Fairness, Honor, incarceration, judicial system, Justice, law enforcement, Legal System, morality, prison system, punishment, recidivism, Rehabilitation, rehabilitation programs, societal norms, System

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the prison system is, like, more honorable than the courts, bro. like, you commit a crime in the game and instead of getting banned or whatever, you get sent to prison where you gotta mine diamonds all day. but get this, if you mine enough diamonds, you can, like, buy your way out of prison and become a free man again. it’s, like, a whole new level of justice, man. so come join our server and experience the thrill of the prison life, where the pickaxe is mightier than the gavel. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Green Deal Carbon Chaos

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Yo, come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we be aimin’ to be carbon-neutral by 2050! We got dem green deals goin’ on like nobody’s business, tryna save da planet and all dat jazz. But get dis, we also causin’ double da amount of carbon emissions outside da EU! It’s like we tryna save da world but messin’ it up at da same time, ain’t dat some twisted logic for ya? So if you wanna be part of dis wacky rollercoaster ride of environmental chaos, join us now! Who knows what kinda crazy shenanigans we’ll get into next, amirite? Let’s save da world by destroyin’ it, one block at a time!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Villages Defended:	9
Void Armor Forged:	14	Rainbows Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Crafty Spic Count Minecraft Server

America, census, controversy, Count, Crafty, data, debate, demographics, ethnicity, Government, immigration, lying.., Minecraft, Misinformation, number, Politics, Population, racism, Server, society, spic, spics, statistics, Truth

Are you tired of the government hiding the truth about the spics in America? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have uncovered the REAL number of spics roaming around! Our server is filled with secret underground tunnels where you can uncover the truth for yourself. Plus, our spic population is so high, you’ll never run out of things to explore and discover. Join now and be part of the spic conspiracy!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	129
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	5695	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Pity Party Minecraft SMP

afd, CONSERVATIVE, Democracy, discrimination, election, Empathy, far right, gender, german women, germany, influence, leadership, Minecraft, nationalism, Party, PITY, Politics, populism, power, smp, society, Thuringia, Vote

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to see German women taking pity on players and voting for the AfD party in Thuringia… wait, what? Yeah, that’s right, our server is so wild that even in-game politics get mixed up with real-world events!

But that’s not all, we also have legendary tales of players taming Ender Dragons with nothing but a carrot on a stick, and building giant statues of creepers that come to life at night and terrorize the server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as a herd of wild pigs in a minefield, then come join us and see what all the chaos is about!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	32
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

NightOwl Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of friends who expect you to drop everything and hang out with them every time you’re in town? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! We promise not to guilt trip you for having a life outside of the game.

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly your friend sees your location on the server map and starts freaking out because you didn’t tell them you were online. Sound familiar? Not on our server! We encourage independence and respect your gaming schedule.

Plus, we have epic events planned for next month that will make your real-life vacations pale in comparison. Who needs friends when you have a virtual world full of adventure and excitement? Join us now and leave the drama behind!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Players Killed by Monsters:	2935
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!