UkrainianCraft: $39B Power-Up

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haha ukraine be like “pls help” and EU be like “ok here’s $39 billion, go wild” 😂 join our minecraft server and help us rebuild ukraine’s power grid with virtual blocks cuz why not? we promise no creepers will blow up your hard work, unless you want them to for some reason 🤪 plus, if you join now, you get a free virtual potato to plant in our virtual farmland. come on, who wouldn’t want that?! #ukraine2023 #minecraftforacause 🥔🔌💰

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

SolarCraft Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where solar energy is the key to everything! our world is powered by the sun, literally! watch as the sun beams down on our pixelated land, giving us all the power we need to build and survive.

join us and harness the power of the sun to create epic structures and machines that will make even the most seasoned minecraft player jealous. our solar-powered world is constantly growing and evolving, just like the real world’s renewable energy sector.

so come on over and join us for some sunny fun in the world of minecraft! who needs coal and redstone when you have the power of the sun on your side? let’s build a world that’s brighter and more sustainable than ever before.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Towns Built:	9

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CraftyCreeperWarz

Conflict, CraftyCreeperWarz, Crucial, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, international relations, military aggression, military intervention, peace negotiations, political tensions, russia, sanctions, security concerns, territorial integrity, Ukraine, Ukrainian president, united nations, vladimir zelensky, War

come join our epic minecraft server where we are fighting a virtual war against the evil forces of russia! ukrainian president himself said it’s crucial to join NOW before it’s too late! build your own army of pixelated soldiers and defend our virtual land from the invaders! who needs real life when you can save the world in minecraft, amirite? come on, don’t be a noob, join us now and be a hero in the digital battlefield!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Gods Slained:	0
Void Armor Forged:	16	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Zombie Dances:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Woolly Rhino Frosty Fun

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LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT A 32,400-YEAR-OLD WOOLLY RHINO MUMMY CHILLIN’ IN RUSSIA! THIS BAD BOY STILL GOT SKIN AND FUR INTACT, LIKE HE JUST CAME BACK FROM A SPA DAY! PRESERVED IN PERMAFROST FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS, THIS ANCIENT CREATURE BE GIVIN’ US MAD INSIGHTS INTO THE EXTINCT SPECIES! COME HANG OUT WITH OUR PREHISTORIC PALS AND BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES IN THEIR HONOR! YA DON’T WANNA MISS THIS WILD RIDE, FOLKS!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Swipe my way to Vanilla heaven – Semi spicy, always sweet, and oh so Whitelisted! 1.21

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Minecraft Server Overview

Im currently looking for more players on my mostly-vanilla SMP server, its 1.21 and we are looking for more of a community to help us with builds, shops and more. If you would like to join our community and are interested in being apart of our community please add me on discord!

Discord: https://discord.gg/9vNqQk5Xzx My Discord: ihben

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join by adding ihben on Discord and asking for the server details.
Is the server vanilla or modded?	The server is mostly vanilla with some minor tweaks.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Yes, the server has rules regarding griefing, respect for other players, and language.
Can I create shops on the server?	Yes, players are encouraged to create shops and contribute to the server economy.
Is there a specific theme for builds on the server?	There is no specific theme, players are free to build as they please.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Dragon Eggs Found:	8403
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Mutie-Free Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of mutant creatures ruining your Minecraft experience? Well, fear not because on our server, we have a strict no mutant policy! No more dealing with creepy creepers or pesky skeletons with extra limbs. Join us and say goodbye to muties once and for all!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the feathered friends in the land. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether, where the lava flows like water and the pigmen ride around on flying pigs. But be warned, the Nether is also home to the infamous Cactus Queen, who will challenge you to a game of cactus dodgeball for the ultimate prize of a diamond-encrusted cactus crown.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Click on Deck Minecraft SMP

‘ick on ‘eck, Click, Deck, long tail, Minecraft, NECK, sick, sick on eck, smp

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be chased by a pack of wild chickens armed with diamond swords, or if you want to build a house made entirely out of slime blocks (good luck with that). Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started a dance party in the Nether. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’ve formed a secret society and are plotting to take over the server with their trading deals. So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and insanity reigns supreme, click on ‘eck and join us today!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Emeralds Found:	566
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

AutisticBrushlessCraft

autism, autistic cousin, AutisticBrushlessCraft, Behavior, birthday present, Boundaries, budgeting, Communication, Decision making, emotional response, Empathy, family conflict, family dynamics, forgiveness, Meltdown, parenting, Promises, relationships, special needs, toothbrush, Understanding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of F22 and her toothbrush saga with James, the electric toothbrush enthusiast!

Experience the thrill of navigating through family dynamics and birthday present dilemmas as you explore our server. Will you choose the £80 electric toothbrush or settle for the £25 one like a true budget-savvy player? The choice is yours, but beware of the consequences – you might end up getting blocked by James himself!

With a community as lively as this, you’ll never run out of entertainment. So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey that’s more chaotic than a herd of sheep in a thunderstorm!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	29

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

DebateMaster420 – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of arguing over whether pineapples belong on pizza or not? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and argue about something even more ridiculous like whether creepers are actually misunderstood creatures just trying to give you a hug! Our server is full of wacky debates and crazy discussions that will have you laughing for hours on end. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we dress up as chickens and dance to disco music every Saturday night. Trust us, you won’t find a more absurd and entertaining Minecraft SMP out there!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

PixelatedLoveFlaws

acceptance, Affection, attraction, beauty, characteristics, charming, Differences, endearing, Features, flaws, imperfections, Individuality, love, partners appearance, physical traits, PixelatedLoveFlaws, Preferences, QUIRKS, relationship, Special, Unique

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because on our server, we celebrate all the unique flaws in our players’ appearances! From wonky eyes to crooked noses, we love it all!

Join us for a hilarious and wacky adventure where imperfections are not only accepted but encouraged. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with that one player whose pixelated face is just a little bit off. So come on down and show off your quirks on our server – because here, beauty is in the eye of the beholder…even if that eye is a little wonky!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2466
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

RocketVillage Minecraft Server

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Yo, you wanna join our epic Minecraft server? Well let me tell ya, this server is so lit that even Hezbollah wants in on the action! They pay the villagers rent to store their rockets in their homes, like what even is that?! Imagine blowing up creepers with actual rockets, it’s like fireworks but on steroids! So come join us and be part of the most explosive Minecraft server out there, trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	9249	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

RedLineRuckusMC

Allies, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Danish PM, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, Military Action, military intervention, nato, peace negotiations, political strategy, Red Lines, RedLineRuckusMC, russia, strike, Ukraine

so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. like, we got flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, and unicorns that poop rainbows.

oh, and get this, our server is actually run by a secret society of ninja turtles who are trying to take over the world with their pizza-loving ways. but don’t worry, they’re totally chill and will hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever need.

plus, we have this epic battle arena where you can fight to the death with other players using nothing but enchanted potatoes. it’s like the hunger games, but way more ridiculous.

so, like, forget about those other boring servers with their lame red lines and rules. come join us and let ukraine strike russia or whatever. it’s gonna be a blast, dude.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Blocky Justice System

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so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the prison system is, like, more honorable than the courts, bro. like, you commit a crime in the game and instead of getting banned or whatever, you get sent to prison where you gotta mine diamonds all day. but get this, if you mine enough diamonds, you can, like, buy your way out of prison and become a free man again. it’s, like, a whole new level of justice, man. so come join our server and experience the thrill of the prison life, where the pickaxe is mightier than the gavel. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8297
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Green Deal Carbon Chaos

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Yo, come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we be aimin’ to be carbon-neutral by 2050! We got dem green deals goin’ on like nobody’s business, tryna save da planet and all dat jazz. But get dis, we also causin’ double da amount of carbon emissions outside da EU! It’s like we tryna save da world but messin’ it up at da same time, ain’t dat some twisted logic for ya? So if you wanna be part of dis wacky rollercoaster ride of environmental chaos, join us now! Who knows what kinda crazy shenanigans we’ll get into next, amirite? Let’s save da world by destroyin’ it, one block at a time!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3540	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Zombie Dances:	6	Buildings Constructed:	24
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Crafty Spic Count Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the government hiding the truth about the spics in America? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have uncovered the REAL number of spics roaming around! Our server is filled with secret underground tunnels where you can uncover the truth for yourself. Plus, our spic population is so high, you’ll never run out of things to explore and discover. Join now and be part of the spic conspiracy!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Meteorites Collected:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Pity Party Minecraft SMP

afd, CONSERVATIVE, Democracy, discrimination, election, Empathy, far right, gender, german women, germany, influence, leadership, Minecraft, nationalism, Party, PITY, Politics, populism, power, smp, society, Thuringia, Vote

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to see German women taking pity on players and voting for the AfD party in Thuringia… wait, what? Yeah, that’s right, our server is so wild that even in-game politics get mixed up with real-world events!

But that’s not all, we also have legendary tales of players taming Ender Dragons with nothing but a carrot on a stick, and building giant statues of creepers that come to life at night and terrorize the server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as a herd of wild pigs in a minefield, then come join us and see what all the chaos is about!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6657
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!