so, like, this server is lit af, like russia declaring emergency lit. ukraine be like “boom boom” and russia be like “oh no, emergency time!” come join our server for explosive fun and crazy shenanigans. maybe you’ll hit a weapons arsenal too and start a local emergency, who knows? join now for a blast!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 107/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed: 5 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 3339
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7 Gryphons Tamed: 1
Whispering Caves Entered: 8 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9
Glorious Feasts Held: 12 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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