so, like, this server is lit af, like russia declaring emergency lit. ukraine be like “boom boom” and russia be like “oh no, emergency time!” come join our server for explosive fun and crazy shenanigans. maybe you’ll hit a weapons arsenal too and start a local emergency, who knows? join now for a blast!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 104/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Horror Stories Survived: 3
Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Zombie Dances: 3
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Underground Cities Explored: 1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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