U Mine Ko Minecraft SMP

backstory, compassion, Expectation, EXPECTING, Extend, humor, INSANE, insane backstory, love, Maniac, Minecraft, posits, R07, Readers, retard, smp, Story, umineko, Understand me please, Without love it cannot be seen

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4992
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever find! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy characters and even crazier stories.

Picture this: a world where pigs ride on top of creepers, diamonds rain from the sky, and every tree is made of cake. Our server is like no other, with events like “TNT Tuesdays” and “Ender Dragon Dance Parties” that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

But the real reason you should join? Our community is full of lovable weirdos just like you, who will welcome you with open arms and a bucket of lava (don’t worry, it’s a sign of affection). So come on in and join the madness – just be prepared for anything and everything to happen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RuleBreaker SMP

Boundaries, Childhood, Chores, culture, curfews, discipline, Expectations, family, habits, Household, Memories, normal, Nostalgia, odd, parenting, RuleBreaker, rules, smp, strange, Traditions, Unique, upbringing

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7936
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Votes:	5253
Void Gems Collected:	36	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Yo, so like, this Minecraft SMP is lit af, like you gotta join cuz we got a rule where you can only build with pink blocks on Wednesdays, like who even came up with that, it’s so random but like, it’s what makes us unique, ya know? And like, every full moon we all have to wear pumpkin heads and dance around a campfire, it’s like a tradition or something, but it’s so fun, you gotta try it out. Plus, we have this thing where if you die, you have to do a dare IRL, like one time someone had to eat a whole jar of pickles, it was wild. So yeah, come join us and experience the madness, it’s a blast!

CraftyBlockz: Tax the Rich!

CraftyBlockz, Rich, Tax

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9925
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Zombie Dances:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Looking to stick it to the billionaires and oligarchs like Elon Musk and Trump? Join our Minecraft server and start building your own virtual empire to rival theirs! Take down their virtual mansions block by block and show them who’s boss. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat Elon Musk in a virtual game of chess, he’ll donate all his wealth to charity. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the virtual revolution begin!

KyivCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, Bombing, CASUALTIES, civilian deaths, Conflict, current events, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, Fatalities, international relations, kyiv, KyivCraft, Military, Minecraft, News, political tensions, Russian air attack, Server, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	823
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

come join our minecraft server for the ultimate battle experience! we have russian air attacks happening left and right, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! kyiv is saying four players have been killed, but that’s just part of the game, right? join us for a wild ride filled with explosions, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of peace if you’re lucky. who needs real war when you can have all the excitement in minecraft? come on in and see if you can survive the russian air attack madness!

JetCraftWars

air defense, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, defense readiness, defense system, eastern europe, high alert, international relations, JetCraftWars, jets, Military, military intervention, missile attack, nato, Poland, response, Russian, SECURITY, Tension, Ukraine

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3927
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Crops Grown:	8681	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dimension Hops:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

OMG u guys, u gotta join this Minecraft server cuz it’s so lit, even Poland is shaking in their boots! When Russia tried to launch missiles at Ukraine, Poland was like “Nah uh, not on my watch!” They scrambled jets and put their air defense on high alert, all because they heard about the epic battles happening on this server.

If Poland is getting all worked up over a Minecraft server, you know it’s gotta be good. Join now and be part of the action that’s making world leaders lose their minds. Who needs real wars when you can have virtual ones that are just as intense? Plus, we have the best pixelated explosions you’ll ever see. Trust me, it’s worth risking an international incident for. Let’s do this! 🚀💣🎮

Pixel Green Server

coding, color theory, computer science, computers, design, Digital, Display, electronics, Green.., Hardware, innovation, Monitors, PIXEL, primary color, programming, RGB, Screen, Server, software, Technology, technology industry, Visual

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1008
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Magic Items Found:	8423	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Animals Bred:	196
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Dimension Hops:	13	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

join this epic minecraft server where the grass is neon green and the pigs wear sunglasses. we have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers bust a move to dubstep music. our admin is a talking llama who gives out diamonds like candy. if you join now, you can ride a rainbow unicorn into battle against evil zombie unicorns. trust me, this server is so lit, even the ender dragon wants to hang out with us. come join the fun and experience the most insane minecraft adventures of your life!

LegendsCraft

Adventure, BATTLING, boss fights, building, close-knit, Community, creativity, Custom Features, epic builds, Exploring, Friendly, LegendsCraft, MapArt competitions, player feedback, player-driven economy, PvP battles, quality of life features, Safe, seasonal challenges, Secure, Show off, smp, Survival, Trading

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3992
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Dragons Tamed:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Chimeras Created:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

🌟 LegendsCraft – A Survival Experience Like No Other!

Looking for a Semi-Vanilla 1.21.1 SMP where community, creativity, and adventure come together? LegendsCraft is built by passionate players for those who want more than just another server. Whether you love building, trading, battling, or exploring, there’s a place for you here!

What Sets LegendsCraft Apart?

🤝 A Close-Knit, Friendly Community Join a welcoming group of players and a dedicated staff team that ensures everyone feels at home.

⚡ Exciting Custom Features Unlock exclusive enchantments, rare gear, and themed crates designed to keep your survival experience fresh and engaging.

💰 A Player-Driven Economy Run your own shop, trade with others, and work your way toward becoming the wealthiest player with in-game rewards!

🎨 Show Off Your Creativity Take part in MapArt competitions, epic builds, and enjoy quality-of-life features that let your imagination run wild.

⚔️ PvP Battles, Boss Fights & Seasonal Challenges Test your skills in custom arenas, defeat powerful bosses, and compete in limited-time events for special prizes!

🔒 Safe & Secure Gameplay With grief prevention in place, you can build with confidence, knowing your projects are protected from harm.

📢 Your Voice Shapes the Server We value player feedback, meaning your ideas help shape LegendsCraft’s future.

🌍 Ready to Begin Your Legend?

🖥 IP: play.legendscraft.net 💬 Discord: Join Our Community

Join today and start your adventure in a server designed for players who want more! 🏰✨

Dreamscape Haven 1.20.1

1.20.1, daily habits, daily routine, dreamscape, early riser, first of the month, fresh start, goal-setting, Haven, healthy habits, monthly goals, morning routine, motivation, new beginnings, personal growth, positive mindset, productive day, self improvement, setting intentions, starting fresh, success habits, Time management, Wake Up

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7688
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Yo, listen up gamers! This Minecraft server is lit AF because guess what? It’s the first of the month, which means free diamonds for everyone who joins!

Not only that, but we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and a pet zombie named Bob who tells the spookiest jokes.

Join now and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire while dodging fire-breathing llamas and riding on rainbow-colored pigs.

Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft master on this server. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for some epic adventures!

Momma’s MineCraft Server

bills, Cancer, Car Insurance, college student, ENTITLEMENT, family dynamics, financial responsibility, fixed income, Generosity, grandmother, Gratitude, Minecraft, mom, mommas, moral dilemma, nursing student, part time employee, personal finance, Server, social security, tax refund, tuition

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5536
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Towns Built:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	New Chunks Explored:	48980

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and financial struggles? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any pesky bills to pay!

On our server, you can team up with your friends to take on epic quests, battle fearsome monsters, and explore vast, breathtaking landscapes. And the best part? You get to keep all the loot and riches you find along the way!

Forget about giving away your hard-earned virtual coins to demanding family members. On our server, the only thing you’ll be sharing is laughter and good times with your fellow players.

So why wait? Join our server today and start living your best virtual life! Who needs real money when you can have diamonds and emeralds instead?

NakedCraft: No Shame Zone

body positivity, Changing Room, changing room etiquette, changing underwear, Classes, college athletics, college student, comfort in body, Locker Room, making others uncomfortable, naked in public, NakedCraft, organized sports, public nudity, shame, shower, sports, Stalls, sweat, swim team, track, Zone

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2197
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Potions Brewed:	106	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Emeralds Found:	2454	Astral Projections Made:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Animals Bred:	76

Are you tired of judgmental teammates giving you grief for changing your underwear in the changing room? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We don’t care what you do in the virtual changing rooms, as long as you’re comfortable in your blocky body.

Join us for a wild ride where nobody bats an eye at your underwear-changing habits. Build your own virtual changing room stall if you want, or strut your stuff in your pixelated undies with pride. We embrace all body types and changing room preferences here!

So if you’re tired of real-life drama and just want to chill and build in peace, join our server today. No judgment, just endless blocks to build with and a community that celebrates your unique Minecraft style. Let’s get crafting, underwear optional!

BlockyBootyCraft

arousal, atypical fetish, bizarre turn on, BlockyBootyCraft, eccentric desire., kinky desire, odd arousal, offbeat arousal, out of the ordinary, peculiar attraction, quirky fetish, strange arousal, surprising attraction, surprising turn on, uncommon turn on, unconventional desire, unexpected pleasure, unexpected turn-on, unique attraction, unusual fetish, weird turn on

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4062
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Ores Mined:	9142
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never imagined!

Join us for a wild ride where the most unexpected things will turn you on – like finding a diamond in a pile of dirt or stumbling upon a secret underground rave party hosted by creepers.

Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and prepare to be turned on in ways you never thought possible. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

CyberCraft Minecraft Server

AI products, Artificial Intelligence, cyber attacks, cyber operations, cyber warfare, cybercraft, cybersecurity, data security, digital warfare, Espionage, foreign relations, hackers, HACKING, intelligence agencies, international relations, iran, Minecraft, national security, sanctions, Server, Technology, threat actors, U.S

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5349
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Zombie Dances:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Meteorites Collected:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. We got hackers from Iran using American AI to do some crazy cyber stuff. But don’t worry, they’re like, totally friendly and just wanna play Minecraft with ya. Join us for a wild ride of hacking, AI, and blocky adventures. Plus, we have diamond armor for days and unlimited TNT for epic explosions. Come join the fun, it’s gonna be a blast!

CraftyCannonCo

arms development, arms race, artillery production, Boost, collaboration, CraftyCannonCo, defense cooperation, defense industry, defense news, denmark, european defense, European support, geopolitical news, international relations, military aid, military assistance, military modernization, military partnership, military technology, Ukraine, weapons manufacturing

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6981
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Dragons Tamed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, Denmark be helpin Ukraine make mad artillery like 25 times more! Imagine all da explosions and chaos u can cause on dis server! It’s gonna be lit AF, fam! Join now and be part of da epic warzone where u can blow up everything in sight with ur OP artillery! It’s gonna be a blast, literally! Don’t miss out on all da fun, join now and let’s wreck havoc together! BOOM! 💥🔥🚀 #MinecraftMadness #ArtilleryMayhem #JoinOrRegretIt

Sahara Dust Storms – No Radioactive Risk!

air quality, atmospheric conditions, dust, dust particles, environmental contamination, environmental impact, French nuclear tests, global health, Hazardous substances, health hazards, Natural phenomena, public health, radiation, radiation levels, radioactive, radioactive materials, radioactivity exposure, Risk, risk assessment, Safety Measures, SAHARA, Saharan dust storms, scientific research, storm’s

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8984
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Star Shards Collected:	50
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Buildings Constructed:	45
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where saharan dust storms are a regular occurrence! but don’t worry, they won’t give you any radioactive superpowers or turn you into a mutant. in fact, they’re just there to add some extra challenge to your mining adventures!

we promise that the radiation in our server is totally unrelated to any french nuclear tests in the sahara. so don’t worry about growing an extra limb or developing telekinetic powers while you’re building your epic castle or exploring our vast world.

join now for a chance to experience the thrill of surviving saharan dust storms without any real-life consequences. plus, who wouldn’t want to brag to their friends about playing on a server with radioactive sandstorms? it’s the ultimate flex for any hardcore minecraft player.

Benroo’s cobblemon SMP

Adventure, battle arena, Benroos, challenge, Cobblemon, Community, Discord, Fabric, Fun, Gaming, Gyms, Minecraft, Modpack, Mods, multiplayer, Pixelmon, Poké-Centres, Poké-Stores, PvP, rules, Server, smp, Trainers

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5652
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Elemental Crystals Collected:	72	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Cobblemon Server
Server Type	Casual
Features	– Cobblemon-themed spawn– Poké-Centres and Poké-Stores– Three different gyms– Battle arena– Discord community
Version	Fabric 1.21.1
Modpack	Will be linked in the discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join us today using the discord link provided above and make sure to follow the rules of the discord and the in-game ones too.

Q: What currency is used in the server?

A: Players can earn and spend currency gained from defeating Pokémon.

Q: What can I do in the battle arena?

A: Players can fight each other without Pokémon in the battle arena at spawn.

Q: Are there any rules I need to follow?

A: Make sure to follow the rules of the discord and the in-game rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone.

Valentine’s Quests 1.20.6

1.20.6, Assumptions, cringe, EMBARRASSING, heroing, hypothetical scenario, late-in-life virgin, plausible deniability, Quests, reasons, Valentine’s Day, Valentines

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	913
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your reality? Join our server and experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure!

Ever wanted to escape the embarrassment of being a late-in-life virgin? Well, our server will make you forget all about that with its crazy challenges and outrageous quests!

Don’t want to write a note explaining why you did it? No problem! Our server will keep you guessing with its mysterious atmosphere and unpredictable events.

Join now and dive into a world where anything is possible, even making people wonder why you did what you did on Valentine’s Day!