TwoBrake MC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockPartyCentral

anger, autism, BlockPartyCentral, Boundaries, Cancer, Communication, coping mechanisms, custody arrangement, devastating news, emotional distress, family dynamics, Family Support, Grief, Grieving Process, Illness, insensitive comments, parenting, processing emotions, seeking space, self-care, staying elsewhere

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8733
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Potions Brewed:	176
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and pixelated shenanigans.

Looking for a place to chill after a rough day? Our server is the perfect getaway, where you can build your dream world and forget about all the craziness happening in the real world. Plus, we have virtual cookies that never run out, so you’ll never go hungry!

Need a break from family drama? Look no further! Our server is a drama-free zone where you can mine, craft, and explore to your heart’s content. No more bombshells or awkward conversations here – just pure, unadulterated fun!

Join us now and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in our Minecraft server? Let’s build, laugh, and create unforgettable memories together. See you in the virtual world!

TariffCraft: Canada Strikes Back! Minecraft Server

Automotive Industry, Canada, Canadian economy, cross-border trade, economic impact, electric vehicles, export restrictions, import tariffs, international relations, Manufacturing, Minecraft, North America, Politics, RETALIATION, Server, strikes, Target, TariffCraft, Tariffs, tesla, trade policies, trade war

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2410
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Divine Spears Created:	13
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

lol come join this epic minecraft server where canada is going crazy and targeting tesla with tariffs. like, why would they do that? who knows, but it’s hilarious.

build your own tesla factory and try to avoid the crazy canadian tariffs. maybe you can negotiate with justin trudeau himself, who knows.

watch out for moose roaming around the server, they might try to steal your diamonds. or maybe they just want to take a ride in your tesla, who knows.

join now for a wild ride filled with tariffs, teslas, and moose. it’s gonna be a blast, eh!

CraftyCanuckTradeDeal

Agreement, bilateral relations, Canada, Canadian exports, Commerce, CraftyCanuckTradeDeal, diplomatic relations, economic development, ecuador, Ecuadorian imports, finalized, foreign policy, international trade, Latin America, North America, president, south america, trade agreement, trade deal, trade negotiations, trade partnership

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2752
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	13	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Emeralds Found:	8063	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	27
Runes Activated:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

so, like, this server is like, the coolest thing ever, man. like, you gotta join because, like, the president of ecuador said so. he was all like, “yo, this server is the bomb, you gotta join it.” and then he high-fived justin bieber, it was epic.

like, if you join this server, you’ll be part of this totally rad trade deal with canada. you’ll be trading diamonds for maple syrup and beaver pelts. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

plus, there’s this rumor that if you join the server, you’ll get superpowers. like, you’ll be able to fly like a chicken or shoot fireballs from your eyes. it’s gonna be insane, man.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and become a part of the most epic trade deal in minecraft history. ecuador president approved, bro.

Racism Rumble: US Edition

across, AMOUNT, combined, constituted, disagreement, Edition, found, HIGH, just as, LEVEL, long tail tags, participants, racial group, racism, Rumble, study, substantial, tags, US, Within

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5017
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

so, like, this server is, like, the craziest place ever, man. we got, like, unicorns flying around and, like, lava waterfalls everywhere. it’s, like, so wild, bro.

if you join this server, you’ll, like, unlock superpowers and be able to, like, fly around and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally epic, dude.

oh, and get this, there’s, like, a secret underground lair where you can, like, battle dragons and rescue princesses. it’s, like, straight out of a fairy tale, man.

so, like, come join us on this server and, like, experience the most insane adventures of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

Hotdog Water

Allowed, bed TP, Cheating, Discord, Fun, Griefing, HACKING, Hardcore, hotdog, Ip:, java, Java 1.21, Land Claim, PvP, Resets, SC_OFF, SC_ON, semi anarchy, stealing, voted world resets, Water, Website

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1007
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	5709	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Love Letters Sent:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

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Server Info	Hardcore Vanilla Survival, Java 1.21.
Reset	Vote for resets on Discord.
Gameplay Features	No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim.

Rules:

PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed.
No cheating or hacking.

Join Now:

IP: play.hotdogwater.dog
Website: https://hdw.dog
Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can I use mods on the server?	Only approved mods are allowed, no cheating or hacking mods.
How often are resets voted on?	Resets are typically voted on every few months, depending on player feedback.
Is griefing allowed?	Yes, griefing is allowed as part of the server rules.
Are there any restrictions on building?	There are no land claims, but players are free to build wherever they like.

Royal Pixel Realm 1.20.4

1.20.4, ai, Assistance, Generated, Language Model, list, long tail, Natural Language Processing, PIXEL, poki, Queen, Queen Poki, Realm, royal, tags, Technology, Thread

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8834
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	11	Void Armor Forged:	23
Mines Excavated:	2413	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server because it’s like a virtual playground on steroids! Imagine a world where you can build your own epic castles and battle against dragons while riding on flying pigs.

But wait, there’s more! This server is like the holy grail of Minecraft servers because Queen Poki herself graces us with her presence. She’s like the goddess of gaming, blessing us with her epic skills and dank memes.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that on this server, diamonds rain from the sky and creepers explode into confetti. It’s like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become a part of the craziest, most epic gaming community in the universe. Queen Poki thread? Queen Poki thread.

SeniorCraft: Still Mining & Crafting at 70+

aging and sexuality, Crafting, elderly sexuality, Intimacy in Later Life, Masturbation, Mining, People over seventy, senior sex life, SeniorCraft, sex, sexual activity in older adults, sexual activity in seniors, sexual behavior in older adults, sexual desire in seniors, sexual experiences in old age, sexual function in elderly, sexual health in old age, sexual pleasure in old age, sexual relationships in older adults, sexual satisfaction in older age, sexual wellness in seniors, sexuality and aging, sexuality in the elderly

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3410
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Emeralds Found:	4744
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Void Armor Forged:	22	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only action you get is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is specifically designed for the young at heart – people over seventy!

Join us for a wild ride as we explore the world of Minecraft in a whole new way. Who says you can’t still have fun and get frisky in your golden years? Our server is full of surprises and excitement around every corner.

From building giant retirement homes to battling it out in epic PvP battles with your fellow seniors, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t worry, we have plenty of Viagra potions to keep you going all night long.

So come on down and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might just find love (or at least a good time) in the most unexpected of places.

CraftyVWTaxDodge

Automotive Industry, corporate taxes, court case, CraftyVWTaxDodge, India, international business, lawsuit, legal action, legal battle, legal filing, tax assessment, tax controversy, tax demand, Tax Dispute, tax evasion, tax laws, tax liabilities, tax litigation, tax regulations, Volkswagen, Volkswagen India

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8401
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Divine Spears Created:	19
Crops Grown:	4424	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Animals Bred:	148	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Towns Built:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than volkswagen suing india for $1.4 billion!!! our community is lit af and always causing chaos like a bunch of wild monkeys on crack. we have insane builds that will blow your mind and make you question reality. plus, our admins are like gods who will grant your wildest wishes (as long as it involves minecraft, sorry they can’t make you rich or famous). so what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

Pleasure Portal: Brain Connect

activities, altered brain connectivity, anhedonia, Brain, brain function, brain imaging, Connect, depression, emotional processing, emotional well being, enjoyment, Food, hobbies, mental health, mental illness, neural pathways, neuroimaging, neuroscience, Pleasure, Portal, psychological disorders, research study, social interactions

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3041
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	360	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Mines Excavated:	4292	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

so, like, have you ever been, like, so bored that even minecraft doesn’t bring you joy anymore? well, we got the server for you! come join us and experience a whole new level of pleasure and enjoyment that will blow your mind!

our server is like a magical land where anhedonia doesn’t exist. you’ll be laughing and having the time of your life 24/7. our players have reported feeling like they’re on cloud nine, with non-stop fun and excitement at every turn.

we’ve even had neuroimaging studies done that show our server can alter your brain connectivity in the best way possible. say goodbye to boredom and hello to endless joy and happiness!

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most insane, outrageous, and hilarious minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it!

SoftSlayer

application, Arena, Cheating, chill environment, Contests, Creative, Discord, Events, Griefing, harassing, library, market, Parkour, PvP, Resource, rules, smp, SoftSlayer, stealing, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5057
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	115	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

SoftSlayer Minecraft Server Overview

IP Address	softslayer.com

Interested in joining the SoftSlayer community? Learn a little bit about us and see if we’re the perfect fit for you!

Join our discord server!

About Us

SoftSlayer is a Semi-Vanilla Survival server full of history that has been around for over 13 years (est. June 2011). We’re a friendly community that welcomes everybody as long as you love Minecraft! Our server is small and sweet, with the average number of players online ranging from 15 to 35. The map is permanent (no map resets, map has been live since June 2023), and there is keepInventory in the overworld. There are no P2W perks, and no land claim; we rely on the whitelist and tracking add-ons to keep your builds grief-free.

Features

Player-run shops on our SoftSlayer Market. The economy is diamond-based to counter hyperinflation
Build Contests with different themes and rewards in our creative world
Resource world with 1.21.4 features like Pale Gardens! (Just reset!)
Death Valley: Endgame, high-risk high-reward custom PvP arena
Library full of books written by players since 2012
Parkours, PvP Minigames, Player-Hosted Events, and much more!

Rules

We’re not asking much rules-wise, just no griefing, stealing, cheating or harassing others. Our main goal is to host a chill environment where our players can relax and be themselves. Those against this idea will quickly find themselves looking for a new server 😉

Join Us

Join us today by applying in our Discord! The application is very simple, just some questions to help us gauge the kind of player you are, and if you would be a good fit for SoftSlayer. Hope to see you online!

Silly Water Cabinet 1.20.2

1.20.2, accident, cabinet, clean up, funny, Household, humor, Mess, Mischief, mischief maker, Mischievous, mishap, mistake, Naughty, Oops, prank, shondo, silly, silly water, Spill, Trouble, troublemaker, Water

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6751
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Mythical Swords Crafted:	36
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Towns Built:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	112	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Yo bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you. This server is like a magical cabinet filled with silly water, but instead of water, it’s filled with epic adventures and crazy surprises.

Imagine diving into a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. It’s like a psychedelic trip, but in blocky pixel form.

You’ll never be bored on this server, I promise you. From building giant statues of Steve to riding llamas into battle, the possibilities are endless. So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into the cabinet of silly water and join the madness!

DadTax-Free Minecraft Server

alcoholism, Boundaries, childhood trauma, Communication, DadTaxFree, drug addiction, emotional baggage, enabling behavior, family, family dynamics, Father, Financial Stability, financial support, generational trauma, Minecraft, MONEY, parental issues, personal boundaries, relationships, self-care, Server, Tough Decisions, tough love

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6281
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55
Chimeras Created:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Love Letters Sent:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	3772

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like dealing with your dad’s constant money requests! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no annoying phone calls asking for cash.

On our server, you can build your dream world without worrying about your dad trying to move in and crash on your virtual couch. Explore vast landscapes, mine for precious resources, and maybe even discover a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds (definitely not money your dad can ask for).

So why join our server? Well, for starters, you won’t have to deal with any pesky family members asking for handouts. Plus, who needs $20k when you can have unlimited virtual riches in the form of pixelated blocks? Say goodbye to awkward phone conversations and hello to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations.

Join us now and leave your real-life problems at the door (or rather, the pixelated portal)!

BabyDaddyDaycare

#breastfeeding, anger, baby, BabyDaddyDaycare, Backup Plan, Communication, Conflict, Dinner, Friends, frozen breastmilk, gym, Instructions, leaving baby, maternal leave, parenting, partner, relationship, Resentment, silent treatment, Support, Trust

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8964
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Are you tired of dealing with drama and tantrums in your real life? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your troubles behind, just like this mom left her baby for a dinner date!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax, away from all the chaos of everyday life. You can build your dream world, explore new lands, and make friends with fellow players who understand the need for a little break from reality.

And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for taking some time for yourself. Just like this mom, who thought she could have a peaceful dinner without her baby, you deserve a little me-time too!

So come join us on our server and let all your worries melt away. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some frozen breastmilk in the fridge (just kidding, we don’t condone leaving babies unattended)!

Cheater-Free Crafty Fun

BETRAYAL, broken trust, CheaterFree, Cheating, cheating in marriage, cheating in relationships, consequences of cheating, Crafty, Deception, dishonesty, emotional pain, forgiveness, Fun, Infidelity, Integrity, long term effects of cheating, loyalty, Moral values, Rebuilding trust., relationships, second chances, Trust, unfaithful

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4478
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Cheaters? Pfft, on our server, we welcome them with open arms! In fact, we encourage cheating so much that we have a special “Hacker’s Paradise” area where cheaters can roam free and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of breaking all the rules and getting away with it!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a flying pig while shooting laser beams out of your eyes? Well, on our server, anything is possible! We have custom plugins that will blow your mind and take your Minecraft experience to a whole new level of insanity.

So why waste your time on boring, rule-abiding servers when you can join us and unleash your inner chaos? Come join the fun and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

ZelenskysAirStrikeParty

airstrikes, Conflict, Crisis, eastern europe, Europe, international relations, Military, military intervention, nato, Politics, russia, russian aggression, Russian airstrikes, security council, Ukraine, ukraine conflict, united nations, vladimir zelensky, War, Zelensky, ZelenskysAirStrikeParty

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4722
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Dimension Hops:	11
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

OMG, you gotta join dis Minecraft server, cuz like, it’s so lit that even Zelensky is talking about it! There have been over 1,400 Russian airstrikes this week, but don’t worry, our server is so epic that even airstrikes can’t bring us down! Join now and build the craziest base to protect yourself from all the chaos. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Players:	92/500	Votes:	5590
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	8133	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Zombie Dances:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Astral Projections Made:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Potions Brewed:	115	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1