Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the blocks are twisted into our hearts and the adventures are even more twisted! Join us if you dare to enter a world where the creepers dance the cha-cha, the zombies have a book club, and the villagers are all secretly plotting to take over the server!

But fear not, brave adventurer, for you too can join in on the madness and become a part of our wacky community. Build your own twisted creations, embark on quests to find the rarest items (like diamond-encrusted pork chops), and maybe even uncover the secret of why the chickens keep trying to overthrow the cows as the ruling class.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on this twisted journey into the heart of Minecraft madness. Who knows what kind of hilarity and chaos awaits you in our twisted world!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 107/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6
Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 New Chunks Explored: 175688
Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Falling into the Void: 3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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