TSMP [roleplay]

Server Name	TSMP \| Aventura, Mistério e Roleplay
Location	Brazil (🇧🇷)
Description	Bem-vindo à Ilha Smaragdus, um lugar cheio de segredos, aventuras e histórias épicas! Localizada em um arquipélago isolado, a ilha é controlada pela misteriosa OVI (Organização Visionária Imaginada), uma entidade poderosa e enigmática.

Question	Answer
O que te espera em Smaragdus?	Histórias interligadas, conflitos e alianças, cenário imersivo, narrativas dinâmicas.
Qual é o foco do servidor?	Roleplay colaborativo, onde suas escolhas e ações moldam o futuro da ilha.
Quais são as características principais?	Roleplay imersivo, mods personalizados, voice chat por proximidade, comunidade engajada.
Como posso participar?	Conecte-se à Ilha Smaragdus e descubra os segredos que a OVI e outros não querem que você saiba!

CraftyHub: SneakySpouseInsure

AITAH, confirmed worries, CraftyHub, finances, financial exposure, financially exposed, Health Insurance, invoice, pay for it, paying for it, pissed, pride, Proud, Secretly, SEPARATE, separate finances, signing up, SneakySpouseInsure, uninsured, Value, Waste of Money, Wife

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5679
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	61	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1152	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Are you tired of living on the edge without health insurance in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our server where we provide virtual health insurance for all players, whether they like it or not!

Imagine the thrill of secretly signing up your fellow players for health insurance without their knowledge! Watch as they rage when they find out, just like in this wild story of a player who signed up their spouse without telling them. Who knew health insurance could cause so much drama in a blocky world?

So come on, join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of mandatory health insurance in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just end up with a virtual hospital bill that will leave you laughing for days!

Book2Blockbuster

adaptation, adaptation fail, Book, book adaptation, book vs movie, book-to-film, Book2Blockbuster, comparison, critique, Disappointment, Entertainment, film, film adaptation, literary adaptation, Literature, Movie, movie adaptation, movie review, opinion, review, storytelling

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7325
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Animals Bred:	72	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

What is the best example of “the book was great but the movie was horrible”? Well, imagine reading a book about a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas, only to watch the movie adaptation where all the animals are played by actors in cheap animal costumes and the llamas are just regular llamas with stick-on diamonds. That’s the kind of disappointment you won’t find on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where pigs can actually fly, llamas are bedazzled to the max, and talking animals are the norm. Don’t let your literary dreams be crushed by lackluster movies, come experience the ultimate book-to-Minecraft transformation on our server!

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4594
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1974
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1386
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9611	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4354
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Ores Mined:	1341
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Dimension Hops:	15
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	15

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1615
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	137	Mines Excavated:	1003
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7826
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9889
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Enchantments Applied:	208
Love Letters Sent:	20	Mineshafts Explored:	1

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6838
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3348
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Farms Harvested:	651	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5944
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Divine Spears Created:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3846
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	450
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8633	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Villages Defended:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	738
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Crops Grown:	4187	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Holy Grails Found:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Falling into the Void:	1

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3350
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

Minecraft Server Overview

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Minecraft Server Overview

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

Q: Is the server new?

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

OrbitMC Overview

Join Our Community

OrbitMC Staff Team