Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where you just build and mine all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where you can experience intense emotional hardship just like Goku, Vegeta, Gohan, and even Future Trunks did in Dragon Ball Z!

But wait, there’s more! Trunks and Goten can go Super Saiyan straight out of the womb, because why not? And when they fuse, they become the ultimate Super Saiyan powerhouse! It’s like the Buu Saga, but even more ridiculous!

So come join us on our server where you can train your body to peak levels and attain Super Saiyan status, all while having a blast with fellow Minecraft players. Who knows, maybe you’ll even unlock your own hidden powers and become the strongest warrior in the land. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 102/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
Players Killed by Monsters: 2523 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 21
Magic Wands Crafted: 25 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Phase Shitter Minecraft SMP Leader

    Phase Shitter Minecraft SMP Leader
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses together? Well, look no further because on our server, Phase single-handedly led us to greatness while simultaneously taking down browns, making sisters and trannies seethe with jealousy. How did she do it, you ask? By unleashing her epic Minecraft skills and trolling abilities, of course! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, chaos, and epic battles. Who needs peace and harmony when you can have all this insanity instead? Join now and be a part of the madness!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12 Talking Trees Consulted: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Kamala’s Crafty Minecraft Server

    Kamala’s Crafty Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to have a wild time! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Kamala Harris herself plays on our server and she’s always looking for new friends to build with! That’s right, you could be crafting blocks right alongside the future Vice President of the United States! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to train the next generation of Minecraft warriors to defend against a zombie apocalypse. So, if you want to hone your skills and have a blast doing it, come join us today! And remember, a vote for Kamala is a vote for fun!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 18 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Love Letters Sent: 6
    Runes Activated: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 56
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Towns Built: 10
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Y O U D I D T H I S Minecraft SMP

    Y O U   D I D   T H I S   Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft SMP where unknown 9 had failed miserably. But fear not, because out of the ashes rose our glorious server! BAMCO may be firing employees and canceling games, but we are thriving and growing stronger every day.

    Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community like no other. Who needs unknown 9 when you can be a part of our insane adventures? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Emeralds Found: 5974
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • TartarusCore Minecraft server

    TartarusCore Minecraft server

    Russian analogue of 2b2t for pirated launchers!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 20 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Immortal Potions Brewed: 12
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 2130

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server

    Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, where the explosions are so big they’ll make your screen shake! Build your own castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and watch as jealous players try to steal your treasure!

    But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot and dangerous mobs that will test your skills to the limit. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and zombies dance the cha-cha!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong sword, because you never know what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft mayhem!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8 Ether Blades Crafted: 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 19
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Crystal Wands Charged: 16
    Epic Shields Constructed: 16 Demon Skulls Collected: 44

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • “We’re not gonna rig it” Minecraft SMP

    “We’re not gonna rig it” Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We promise we won’t rig anything… unless it’s a TNT trap to prank your friends! We’ve got the right to choose our shenanigans and there’s no way we’ll lose at having the most fun on this server.

    Join us and fight the powers that be… or just build a giant statue of a potato, we won’t judge. Don’t be an oranglini and come hang out with us, because if you don’t know us, you don’t belong! So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s not rig it anymore… unless it’s for a hilarious prank!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 5 Herobrine Sightings: 6
    Crops Grown: 6378 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 22
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 8 Goblin Markets Raided: 9

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Crafty People Minecraft Server

    Crafty People Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of feeling like a social hermit in the Minecraft world? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and become the equivalent of a social whore, getting validation from all the players you interact with. Our extroverted players will give you the 5% fucks you need to feel validated, while you can still give 80% of your fucks to your close friends. It’s a win-win situation! Don’t be a social hermit anymore, join our server and become the social butterfly you’ve always wanted to be!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 2 Runes Activated: 3
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Lunar Scepters Activated: 7
    Wyrmholes Dug: 6 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General

    Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

    We’ve got grand assaults, limit break assaults, and even 2x Normals/Scrimmages for all you PvP lovers out there. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got events like “Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council” – because who doesn’t love a good bookkeeping challenge in Minecraft?

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you might just encounter Gregorius in an indoors torment with heavy armor – talk about a boss battle like no other! And if you’re lucky, you might even come across the Fury of Set in a field with special armor – it’s like a Minecraft fantasy come to life!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a wild ride)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Runes Activated: 3 Star Shards Collected: 263
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 8
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Ambush Traps Minecraft Server

    Ambush Traps Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is filled with ambush traps that will keep you on your toes at all times!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, BOOM! A trap door opens beneath you and you fall into a pit of lava. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! We promise you’ll be laughing as you watch your friends get pranked left and right.

    And that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground maze filled with twists, turns, and deadly creatures. Only the bravest players will make it out alive, but hey, at least you’ll have a great story to tell your friends!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride of ambush traps and outrageous adventures. Just remember to watch your back at all times – you never know what crazy surprises await you around the corner!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Haunted Mines Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Encoder-less Video SBCs Minecraft SMP

    Encoder-less Video SBCs Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everything is normal and predictable? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where SBCs no longer have video encoders because, let’s be honest, who needs them anyway?

    But wait, there’s more! In this crazy world, you’ll have to buy special items to encode over 4k60 because why make things easy when you can make them ridiculously complicated?

    Join us for insane adventures, unexpected twists, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
    Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Star Shards Collected: 119
    Ores Mined: 2436 Secret Passages Found: 3
    Potions Brewed: 145 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • ””Is that a cat?!” Minecraft server””

    ””Is that a cat?!” Minecraft server””
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you feel anything? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be experiencing sensations you never thought possible! Just ask our player who exclaimed, “Stop I… I can’t… Control… OOOOHH IM CUMMING” while playing. Join us for a wild ride filled with surprises, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of arousal. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
    Villages Defended: 7 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Chest Pains Minecraft SMP

    Chest Pains Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing causing chest pains is the intense laughter you’ll experience from all the hilarious shenanigans that go down on our server! Forget about real-life worries, join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on crazy adventures with your fellow players.

    Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?

    So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 29
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Ores Mined: 7193 Dragon Eggs Found: 5885

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Sparkle World Minecraft server

    Sparkle World Minecraft server

    Server with anarchy and future survival with custom items!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Crops Grown: 8052 Magic Items Found: 4516
    Mythical Quests Completed: 14 Phoenix Feathers Found: 8
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 68 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Blocky Racism Minecraft Server

    Blocky Racism Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with racist mobs in Minecraft? Join our server and experience a world where even the creepers are woke! Our server is so inclusive, even the Ender Dragon is a social justice warrior. Plus, our villagers offer free diversity training seminars every Tuesday. Say goodbye to bigotry and hello to a world where everyone is treated equally, even the chickens! Join now and help us build a world where discrimination is just a bad dream (literally, we have a plugin that bans racist players in their sleep).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 15 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • The Snoot Minecraft SMP: Saturday – Lunara’s Mighty Need Edition

    The Snoot Minecraft SMP: Saturday – Lunara’s Mighty Need Edition
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more mods than you can shake a diamond sword at, including the Snoot Game mod where you can hug gators and the Fang board mod where you can listen to music playlists that will make your pickaxe swing faster!

    But that’s not all – we’ve also got a Snootboorus for all your art needs (just no GVH allowed, sorry not sorry) and a Snoot fic spreadsheet that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. And don’t forget about our Snoot AI Chatbots, because who wouldn’t want to chat with a virtual caveman?

    So come join us on our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Just watch out for those exploding sheep – they’re a real blast!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 975
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 28
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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