Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as Trump groveling at a demon kike’s grave in an unfinished building? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, we have buried a yid in a construction site just for fun! Join us for a truly unique and outrageous gaming experience. Who knows what other insane surprises await you on our server? Join now and prepare for the unexpected!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players: 110/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Dimension Hops: 12
World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Potions Brewed: 86
Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 9
Forbidden Relics Collected: 9 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Spread This Message Far And Wide Minecraft Server

    Spread This Message Far And Wide Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on a wild adventure where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the Macarena!

    Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who can summon giant chickens to do his bidding. Rumor has it that if you can defeat Blocky Bob in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes – but be warned, his moves are as deadly as his chicken minions!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the elusive Unicorn Island, where players can ride rainbow-colored unicorns into battle against hordes of evil mobs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in a single swing!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy, wacky, and downright absurd Minecraft server and see if you have what it takes to survive in this zany world. Spread this message far and wide and support it – you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Invest In Meta Zoo Minecraft SMP

    Invest In Meta Zoo Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond vein? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy pranks, and even a secret underground society of talking chickens (yes, you read that right).

    But wait, there’s more! By joining our server, you’ll also have the chance to invest in the hottest new cryptocurrency, Metazoo. Rumor has it that if you mine enough Metazoo coins in-game, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a magical land filled with unicorns and flying pigs. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. And remember, when life gives you creepers, make creeper-ade!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 28
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Crystal Wands Charged: 17 Ether Blades Crafted: 13

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • HomeBoundMC – Best Minecraft Server

    HomeBoundMC – Best Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as clean as a whistle? Look no further! Our server is so squeaky clean, even the creepers take showers before blowing up your builds.

    Join us and experience a world where the only thing getting lit is the torches in your mineshaft. No need to worry about secondhand smoke here, our server is 100% smoke-free (unless you count the smoke from that accidental lava spill).

    We promise a family-friendly environment where your little ones can play without being exposed to any questionable activities. Unlike some other servers we know of, where even the pigs are puffing on suspicious-looking carrots.

    So come on over and join us for some wholesome fun! Build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content, all without the worry of having to explain why Steve’s eyes are as red as a rose bush.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 36
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 0

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • StepSonSnubbedBDay

    StepSonSnubbedBDay
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you more privacy than a birthday party with a high conflict baby momma! Join us and escape the chaos of real life drama by building your own blocky paradise.

    On our server, you won’t have to worry about anyone tracking your every move like a crazy ex with an iPhone. We value your privacy and give you the freedom to explore without someone breathing down your neck.

    So come join us and celebrate your birthday without any unwanted guests following your every step. Build, mine, and craft your way to a stress-free gaming experience on our server. Who needs real life drama when you can have a blast in the world of Minecraft? Join now and leave the craziness behind!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 16
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 24 Crops Grown: 4620
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 16
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • SillySMPChats – Minecraft SMP

    SillySMPChats – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles come prancing by, followed by a group of chickens playing poker. And don’t even get me started on the giant pink sheep that roams the land, challenging players to a dance-off for rare loot.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Potato King, a mysterious figure who only communicates through interpretive dance and riddles. Rumor has it that if you can solve his latest riddle, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots and a pet panda named Sir Fluffybottoms.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what absurd adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 20 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Gods Slained: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 4 Meteorites Collected: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • TrendyCraftRevival

    TrendyCraftRevival
    Remember when everyone used to wear parachute pants and listen to cassette tapes? Well, on our Minecraft server, we bring back all the best trends from the past! From mullets to slap bracelets, we’ve got it all. Join us for a blast from the past and relive the glory days of questionable fashion choices and outdated technology. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret time machine hidden somewhere on the server, you can actually travel back in time and experience these trends in real life. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and get ready to party like it’s 1985!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 17
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 21
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Buildings Constructed: 50
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2260 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Ladies of Blocks and Pixels

    Ladies of Blocks and Pixels
    Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether!

    Join our server and you’ll be rolling in diamonds faster than you can say “Creeper, oh man!” Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret chest filled with enchanted gear and rare items. Legend has it, they became the most powerful player in all the land!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, even the mobs can’t resist joining in on the fun. We’ve got zombie pigmen doing the cha-cha, skeletons breakdancing, and creepers…well, they’re still blowing stuff up, but at least they’re doing it with style!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, keep on mining, my friends!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 20
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Divine Spears Created: 28

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Create and Conquer: The Silly Darius Wilds – NOT modded, Still no factions!

    Create and Conquer: The Silly Darius Wilds – NOT modded, Still no factions!

    Create and Conquer: The Sildaris Wilds [1.20.1]

    TRAILER: https://youtu.be/STL6prqEY6M

    Through the sea spray and fog, your boat draws close to the towering cliffs – these are the Sildaris Wilds, fabled lands where only the brave venture. Your old country, home and life are all gone. Now, you and your compatriots must step forth, and forge society anew from the ashes.

    Embark to the Sildaris Wilds, and make history! Create and Conquer is a Nations/Geopolitics server with a steam-fantasy theming. We are a thriving community, and even have mods being developed just for the server!

    Airships
    Cannons, Flintlocks and Muskets
    Immersive gear from Epic Knights
    Coin based economy, spawn vendors, and player-run shops
    Chunk claiming
    Built-in warfare system for dynamic geopolitics
    Routine events with lucrative rewards

    Sildaris is a long uninhabited continent, but now a mysterious event of civilisation-ending proportions has driven you and many others to seek refuge in these wild new lands. Bring your friends and find glory by starting a nation, band together with other travellers to work together, or strike out on your own. Create and Conquer aims to have a fair conflict system that facilitates engaging combat while allowing nations to prosper and grow.

    The economy is coin based, where resources are sold to spawn for coins which can then be traded with at player-operated vendors. We also have a catalogue of event types to take place, with everything from FFA brawls, to pistol duels or airship racing!

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    Can I play solo on this server? Yes, you can play solo or join/create a nation with other players.
    Are there special events on the server? Yes, there are routine events with rewards such as FFA brawls, pistol duels, and airship racing.
    How does the economy work? The economy is coin based, where resources are sold to spawn for coins which can be then traded with player-operated vendors.
    Is combat a major aspect of the server? Combat is a significant aspect of the server with black-powder firearms, field guns/artillery, and an aerial aspect with Immersive Airships.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 26
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Epic Weapons Forged: 8
    Runes Activated: 5 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Crafty Fortress – Modern Minecraft Server

    Crafty Fortress – Modern Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our Witch Girl Edition server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have Bug and Desk Engineer fixes that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the 7th Comic that’s in the works – it’s going to be epic!

    But wait, there’s more! Join us on Friday and Saturday afternoons for some fragging fun with /tf2g/ on our Official Server – trust me, you won’t want to miss it. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got other 4chan servers like Weeabootique, Team Funtress, Castaway, and Konata. Each one crazier than the last!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Trust me, you won’t regret it. See you in the game, fellow Minecrafters!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 1395
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 60

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • The Reality of Deer Hunter Minecraft SMP

    The Reality of Deer Hunter Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of working with people from different cultures and races who don’t even speak the same language as you? Do you long for the days of homogeneity and solidarity like in the movie Deer Hunter? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

    Join our server where everyone is American, white, and proud patriotic folk who speak the same language. No more lonely breaks or forced “friendly diversity inclusion vibes” here! Just good old-fashioned American camaraderie as you work together to build and survive in the virtual world.

    So come on down to our server and experience the true spirit of unity and teamwork like in Deer Hunter, minus the deer hunting of course. Who needs deer when you have blocks to mine and creepers to fight? Join now and be part of something truly special!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 33 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 144 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 0

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • MajorRoast Minecraft Server

    MajorRoast Minecraft Server
    Hey there, welcome to our Minecraft server where we settle disputes like a boss! Just like how I, a college student, stood up to a gender studies major who dissed my education major. Join us for some epic battles and drama-filled chats in the virtual world.

    Reasons to join: 1. Experience the thrill of standing up for yourself just like I did in college. 2. Make friends and enemies just like in real life – who knows, you might end up avoiding someone for the rest of the night too! 3. Show off your building skills and prove that you’re not just a broke loser like some people think education majors are.

    So come on, join us and let’s create some crazy stories together on this Minecraft server!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 35 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 42
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 17 Towns Built: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • DadSnubbedDisneyCraft

    DadSnubbedDisneyCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life family dynamics? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and zero step-mom drama!

    Our server is the perfect place to build your dream world without any emotionally abusive step-parents ruining the fun. We guarantee that no one will leave the room when you walk in, and meals will always be provided (sorry, no virtual Disney World trips though).

    Join us and experience a world where all kids are treated equally and no one is left out of the fun. Say goodbye to real-life family conflicts and hello to a Minecraft paradise where everyone is valued and appreciated.

    So, if you’re looking for a server where you can escape the chaos of family drama and just focus on building and exploring, join us now! Who needs Disney World when you have an epic Minecraft adventure waiting for you?

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Emeralds Found: 1227
    Enchantments Applied: 72 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 2

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • LessonLearnedMC SMP

    LessonLearnedMC SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to learn the valuable life lesson that the best way to survive a zombie apocalypse is by building a giant fortress out of diamond blocks! Trust us, we’ve tested it out and it works like a charm. Plus, rumor has it that our resident creeper tamer can teach you how to ride creepers like a boss. So come join us for some epic adventures and ridiculous shenanigans!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Alien Abductions: 1
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 25
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 16

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • MadCraft: Dumb Rage Edition

    MadCraft: Dumb Rage Edition
    Are you tired of getting griefed by noobs on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server has a strict no-griefing policy enforced by an army of angry llamas trained in the art of revenge!

    Join us and experience the thrill of riding into battle on a giant chicken, armed with a diamond sword forged by a legendary blacksmith who only works on Tuesdays.

    Once, a player got so mad at us for building a giant statue of a potato that they challenged us to a potato-themed duel. Needless to say, we emerged victorious, with our potato statue still standing tall as a monument to our greatness.

    So come join our server and see what ridiculous adventures await you! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world of Minecraft madness.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 196 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 212754 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 11 Cursed Villages Purged: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • LeprechaunCraft – No Fighting Near the Base!

    LeprechaunCraft – No Fighting Near the Base!
    so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server, right? well, let me tell ya, it’s so lit that even hezbollah ordered their fighters not to fire near our irish UN base! can you believe it? they think we’re using peacekeepers as human shields, but really we’re just building epic bases and slaying zombies like pros. join now for the most intense minecraft battles you’ll ever experience! trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this crazy adventure!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 8
    Dark Rituals Completed: 6 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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