Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as Trump groveling at a demon kike’s grave in an unfinished building? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, we have buried a yid in a construction site just for fun! Join us for a truly unique and outrageous gaming experience. Who knows what other insane surprises await you on our server? Join now and prepare for the unexpected!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 95/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 14
Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Wyrmholes Dug: 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Spread This Message Far And Wide Minecraft Server

    Spread This Message Far And Wide Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on a wild adventure where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the Macarena!

    Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who can summon giant chickens to do his bidding. Rumor has it that if you can defeat Blocky Bob in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes – but be warned, his moves are as deadly as his chicken minions!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the elusive Unicorn Island, where players can ride rainbow-colored unicorns into battle against hordes of evil mobs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in a single swing!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy, wacky, and downright absurd Minecraft server and see if you have what it takes to survive in this zany world. Spread this message far and wide and support it – you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Gods Slained: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 0 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Rune Stones Activated: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Invest In Meta Zoo Minecraft SMP

    Invest In Meta Zoo Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond vein? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy pranks, and even a secret underground society of talking chickens (yes, you read that right).

    But wait, there’s more! By joining our server, you’ll also have the chance to invest in the hottest new cryptocurrency, Metazoo. Rumor has it that if you mine enough Metazoo coins in-game, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a magical land filled with unicorns and flying pigs. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. And remember, when life gives you creepers, make creeper-ade!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Buildings Constructed: 13
    Love Letters Sent: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 3
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Animals Bred: 156 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • HomeBoundMC – Best Minecraft Server

    HomeBoundMC – Best Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as clean as a whistle? Look no further! Our server is so squeaky clean, even the creepers take showers before blowing up your builds.

    Join us and experience a world where the only thing getting lit is the torches in your mineshaft. No need to worry about secondhand smoke here, our server is 100% smoke-free (unless you count the smoke from that accidental lava spill).

    We promise a family-friendly environment where your little ones can play without being exposed to any questionable activities. Unlike some other servers we know of, where even the pigs are puffing on suspicious-looking carrots.

    So come on over and join us for some wholesome fun! Build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content, all without the worry of having to explain why Steve’s eyes are as red as a rose bush.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 4 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • StepSonSnubbedBDay

    StepSonSnubbedBDay
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you more privacy than a birthday party with a high conflict baby momma! Join us and escape the chaos of real life drama by building your own blocky paradise.

    On our server, you won’t have to worry about anyone tracking your every move like a crazy ex with an iPhone. We value your privacy and give you the freedom to explore without someone breathing down your neck.

    So come join us and celebrate your birthday without any unwanted guests following your every step. Build, mine, and craft your way to a stress-free gaming experience on our server. Who needs real life drama when you can have a blast in the world of Minecraft? Join now and leave the craziness behind!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 13 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Void Armor Forged: 17 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 25 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 25 Endless Legions Commanded: 13

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • SillySMPChats – Minecraft SMP

    SillySMPChats – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles come prancing by, followed by a group of chickens playing poker. And don’t even get me started on the giant pink sheep that roams the land, challenging players to a dance-off for rare loot.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Potato King, a mysterious figure who only communicates through interpretive dance and riddles. Rumor has it that if you can solve his latest riddle, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots and a pet panda named Sir Fluffybottoms.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what absurd adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3198 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 11 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Meteorite Armor Created: 29

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • TrendyCraftRevival

    TrendyCraftRevival
    Remember when everyone used to wear parachute pants and listen to cassette tapes? Well, on our Minecraft server, we bring back all the best trends from the past! From mullets to slap bracelets, we’ve got it all. Join us for a blast from the past and relive the glory days of questionable fashion choices and outdated technology. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret time machine hidden somewhere on the server, you can actually travel back in time and experience these trends in real life. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and get ready to party like it’s 1985!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Ladies of Blocks and Pixels

    Ladies of Blocks and Pixels
    Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether!

    Join our server and you’ll be rolling in diamonds faster than you can say “Creeper, oh man!” Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret chest filled with enchanted gear and rare items. Legend has it, they became the most powerful player in all the land!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, even the mobs can’t resist joining in on the fun. We’ve got zombie pigmen doing the cha-cha, skeletons breakdancing, and creepers…well, they’re still blowing stuff up, but at least they’re doing it with style!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, keep on mining, my friends!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Divine Spears Created: 13
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Twisted Realms Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Create and Conquer: The Silly Darius Wilds – NOT modded, Still no factions!

    Create and Conquer: The Silly Darius Wilds – NOT modded, Still no factions!

    Create and Conquer: The Sildaris Wilds [1.20.1]

    TRAILER: https://youtu.be/STL6prqEY6M

    Through the sea spray and fog, your boat draws close to the towering cliffs – these are the Sildaris Wilds, fabled lands where only the brave venture. Your old country, home and life are all gone. Now, you and your compatriots must step forth, and forge society anew from the ashes.

    Embark to the Sildaris Wilds, and make history! Create and Conquer is a Nations/Geopolitics server with a steam-fantasy theming. We are a thriving community, and even have mods being developed just for the server!

    Airships
    Cannons, Flintlocks and Muskets
    Immersive gear from Epic Knights
    Coin based economy, spawn vendors, and player-run shops
    Chunk claiming
    Built-in warfare system for dynamic geopolitics
    Routine events with lucrative rewards

    Sildaris is a long uninhabited continent, but now a mysterious event of civilisation-ending proportions has driven you and many others to seek refuge in these wild new lands. Bring your friends and find glory by starting a nation, band together with other travellers to work together, or strike out on your own. Create and Conquer aims to have a fair conflict system that facilitates engaging combat while allowing nations to prosper and grow.

    The economy is coin based, where resources are sold to spawn for coins which can then be traded with at player-operated vendors. We also have a catalogue of event types to take place, with everything from FFA brawls, to pistol duels or airship racing!

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    Can I play solo on this server? Yes, you can play solo or join/create a nation with other players.
    Are there special events on the server? Yes, there are routine events with rewards such as FFA brawls, pistol duels, and airship racing.
    How does the economy work? The economy is coin based, where resources are sold to spawn for coins which can be then traded with player-operated vendors.
    Is combat a major aspect of the server? Combat is a significant aspect of the server with black-powder firearms, field guns/artillery, and an aerial aspect with Immersive Airships.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Treasure Maps Found: 10 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Crafty Fortress – Modern Minecraft Server

    Crafty Fortress – Modern Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our Witch Girl Edition server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have Bug and Desk Engineer fixes that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the 7th Comic that’s in the works – it’s going to be epic!

    But wait, there’s more! Join us on Friday and Saturday afternoons for some fragging fun with /tf2g/ on our Official Server – trust me, you won’t want to miss it. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got other 4chan servers like Weeabootique, Team Funtress, Castaway, and Konata. Each one crazier than the last!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Trust me, you won’t regret it. See you in the game, fellow Minecrafters!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 2067 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 15 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The Reality of Deer Hunter Minecraft SMP

    The Reality of Deer Hunter Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of working with people from different cultures and races who don’t even speak the same language as you? Do you long for the days of homogeneity and solidarity like in the movie Deer Hunter? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

    Join our server where everyone is American, white, and proud patriotic folk who speak the same language. No more lonely breaks or forced “friendly diversity inclusion vibes” here! Just good old-fashioned American camaraderie as you work together to build and survive in the virtual world.

    So come on down to our server and experience the true spirit of unity and teamwork like in Deer Hunter, minus the deer hunting of course. Who needs deer when you have blocks to mine and creepers to fight? Join now and be part of something truly special!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Chimeras Created: 4 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MajorRoast Minecraft Server

    MajorRoast Minecraft Server
    Hey there, welcome to our Minecraft server where we settle disputes like a boss! Just like how I, a college student, stood up to a gender studies major who dissed my education major. Join us for some epic battles and drama-filled chats in the virtual world.

    Reasons to join: 1. Experience the thrill of standing up for yourself just like I did in college. 2. Make friends and enemies just like in real life – who knows, you might end up avoiding someone for the rest of the night too! 3. Show off your building skills and prove that you’re not just a broke loser like some people think education majors are.

    So come on, join us and let’s create some crazy stories together on this Minecraft server!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 12 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 5 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DadSnubbedDisneyCraft

    DadSnubbedDisneyCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life family dynamics? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and zero step-mom drama!

    Our server is the perfect place to build your dream world without any emotionally abusive step-parents ruining the fun. We guarantee that no one will leave the room when you walk in, and meals will always be provided (sorry, no virtual Disney World trips though).

    Join us and experience a world where all kids are treated equally and no one is left out of the fun. Say goodbye to real-life family conflicts and hello to a Minecraft paradise where everyone is valued and appreciated.

    So, if you’re looking for a server where you can escape the chaos of family drama and just focus on building and exploring, join us now! Who needs Disney World when you have an epic Minecraft adventure waiting for you?

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Glorious Feasts Held: 18 Towns Built: 7
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Gods Slained: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • LessonLearnedMC SMP

    LessonLearnedMC SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to learn the valuable life lesson that the best way to survive a zombie apocalypse is by building a giant fortress out of diamond blocks! Trust us, we’ve tested it out and it works like a charm. Plus, rumor has it that our resident creeper tamer can teach you how to ride creepers like a boss. So come join us for some epic adventures and ridiculous shenanigans!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Buildings Constructed: 31
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Animals Bred: 15

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • MadCraft: Dumb Rage Edition

    MadCraft: Dumb Rage Edition
    Are you tired of getting griefed by noobs on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server has a strict no-griefing policy enforced by an army of angry llamas trained in the art of revenge!

    Join us and experience the thrill of riding into battle on a giant chicken, armed with a diamond sword forged by a legendary blacksmith who only works on Tuesdays.

    Once, a player got so mad at us for building a giant statue of a potato that they challenged us to a potato-themed duel. Needless to say, we emerged victorious, with our potato statue still standing tall as a monument to our greatness.

    So come join our server and see what ridiculous adventures await you! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world of Minecraft madness.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 46 Falling into the Void: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 38 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5
    Void Gems Collected: 39 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • LeprechaunCraft – No Fighting Near the Base!

    LeprechaunCraft – No Fighting Near the Base!
    so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server, right? well, let me tell ya, it’s so lit that even hezbollah ordered their fighters not to fire near our irish UN base! can you believe it? they think we’re using peacekeepers as human shields, but really we’re just building epic bases and slaying zombies like pros. join now for the most intense minecraft battles you’ll ever experience! trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this crazy adventure!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Crystal Wands Charged: 17 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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