Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a Trump rally? Look no further! Join our server where you can build walls taller than the Great Wall of China and mine for diamonds like you’re draining the swamp.

We’ve got more drama than a White House press briefing and more chaos than a Twitter feed. Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through a world where the only rule is to make Minecraft great again, again!

So grab your pickaxe, put on your MAGA hat, and get ready to build the best Minecraft empire the world has ever seen. Because on this server, we don’t just dig for diamonds, we dig for freedom!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 108/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Orbs of Power Found: 7
Players Killed by Monsters: 1949 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 57
Rainbows Spotted: 4 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 109
Mines Excavated: 2453 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • ””You wouldn’t get it” Minecraft SMP”

    ””You wouldn’t get it” Minecraft SMP”
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

    Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade, led by a chicken riding a pig. As you explore the world, you’ll come across secret underground disco parties, where the creepers are the best dancers. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco that rains down enchiladas every Tuesday.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep as it flies around the End. Join us and you just might find yourself in an epic battle against the dragon, armed with nothing but a rubber chicken and a dream.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to tip your hat back in respect. It’s the polite thing to do.

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 47
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Forbidden Relics Collected: 9
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 38 Undead Armies Raised: 5

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • PartyCraft Minecraft Server

    PartyCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of feeling guilty for wanting to have fun and socialize? Join our Minecraft server for a wild time where nobody will judge you for wanting to party! Our server is filled with extroverts who love to go out and have a good time, so you’ll fit right in.

    Forget about boring lectures and study sessions, on our server, the only thing you need to focus on is building the craziest structures and surviving epic battles. Who needs college fests when you can have your own virtual party on our server?

    Don’t let anyone guilt-trip you into staying in, join our server and let loose with like-minded players who know how to have a good time. You’ll never feel selfish for wanting to have fun again!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ores Mined: 1785 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 39
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 15 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Goblin Markets Raided: 9 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • CraftyAffairExposed

    CraftyAffairExposed
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers? Looking for some drama and excitement in your virtual world? Look no further than our server, where you can experience the wildest and craziest stories unfold right before your eyes!

    Join our server and witness the epic tale of Amy, Andy, and Charles. Amy, the master of deception, has been cheating on her husband Andy with Charles for years. But wait, it gets even juicier – she’s been sleeping with Charles since before she even got married! And to top it all off, her son’s paternity is in question, with everyone wondering if Charles is actually the father. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

    But that’s not all – there’s a twist in the story. All the family members have blue eyes, except for the son who has dark brown eyes. Could it be that Charles is the real father after all? The drama never ends on our server!

    So come join us for a rollercoaster ride of emotions, betrayal, and scandal. Who needs to watch soap operas when you can be a part of one in Minecraft? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join our server now and be a part of the craziest virtual world you’ll ever experience!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 34
    Haunted Chests Opened: 0 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Villages Defended: 16
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • CraftyScienceFun

    CraftyScienceFun
    Did you know that on our Minecraft server, players have reported finding a secret underground laboratory filled with talking cows conducting experiments on creepers? Join us and uncover the mysteries of this wacky world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and the laws of physics are merely a suggestion. Who needs boring old reality when you can escape to a place where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch)? So come on, join us and experience the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ores Mined: 8538 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 6
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 27 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 18 Wilderness Tamed: 12

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • BlockCraft2020: Vote for Creepers

    BlockCraft2020: Vote for Creepers
    haha u know what’s weak? not joining our epic minecraft server! we got more fun than a barrel of monkeys on roller skates!

    join us and u can become the president of lebanon in minecraft! u can make all the laws and ride around in a diamond-encrusted limo!

    we even have a secret underground base where u can plot against ur enemies and steal all their diamonds!

    so what r u waiting for? come join us and become the most powerful leader in all of minecraft!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3396 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
    Gods Slained: 0 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 23
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 10 New Chunks Explored: 440948

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Genie’s Wish Blockade

    Genie’s Wish Blockade
    so, like, u know how aladdin was all like “i wanna be a prince” and then the genie was all like “ok cool” and made him a prince? well, turns out, aladdin accidentally stole other people’s wishes when he made friends with the genie. like, imagine u were just about to wish for a million diamonds or something, and then aladdin comes along and takes that wish for himself. that’s messed up, right?

    but hey, on our server, u can make all the wishes u want without worrying about some sneaky aladdin stealing them from u. we got genies who are way more chill and won’t let anyone mess with ur wishes. plus, we got flying carpets that u can ride around on and explore the craziest worlds u can imagine. u can even team up with ur friends and go on epic quests to find hidden treasures and defeat evil monsters.

    so, like, if u wanna have a magical time and make all the wishes u want without any aladdins getting in ur way, then u gotta join our server. trust me, it’s gonna be a whole new world of fun!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 39
    Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Epic Shields Constructed: 17
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • The Diamond Rush: Where even the creepers are after those shiny rocks!

    The Diamond Rush: Where even the creepers are after those shiny rocks!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Age 1 week old
    Active Players 5-10 at a time
    Custom Features Custom diamond bank system, levels to unlock perks, land claiming, player shops and warps
    Community Mainly for adults, but all are welcome

    FAQ

    Q: How can I apply to join the server?

    A: You can apply by joining our Discord server here.

    Q: What kind of perks can be unlocked by leveling up?

    A: You can unlock new perks such as more homes, new commands, and other enhancements as you level up.

    Q: Can players create their own chest shops?

    A: Yes, players can make chest shops to trade items with each other.

    Q: Is the server environment toxic?

    A: No, we focus on providing a non-toxic experience for everyone and strive to maintain a friendly community.

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 9 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 478
    Wilderness Tamed: 18 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Chunky Assets Minecraft Server

    Chunky Assets Minecraft Server
    Tired of being a blocky potato in Minecraft? Come join our server and transform into a curvy, voluptuous block babe with the best bum and boob physics in the game! No more flat butts and pancake chests, it’s time to shake what your blocky mama gave ya!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Booty Bandits, a group of mischievous players who go around stealing all the diamond blocks and replacing them with…you guessed it, more booty blocks! Join them on their quest for the biggest booties in all of Minecraft.

    So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can join us and get that thicc block bod you’ve always dreamed of? Come on over and let’s get those cheeks clappin’!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 601 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16 Dragon Eggs Found: 3953
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • ””>Global Vacation Minecraft SMP””

    ””>Global Vacation Minecraft SMP””
    Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with the same old players? Well, look no further because our server is like an international break for your Minecraft experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with players from all over the world, each bringing their unique playstyles and personalities to the table.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players. One time, they turned the entire spawn area into a giant panda playground complete with bamboo slides and treehouse forts. You never know what kind of shenanigans they’ll get up to next!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a secret underground society of chicken warriors who are plotting to overthrow the oppressive rule of the cows. Will you join their cause and help them achieve chicken domination? Or will you stick with the cows and defend their right to rule the land?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Magical Moments Shared: 29 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Haunted Chests Opened: 2 Runes Activated: 6
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 20
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

    WeddingCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like a soap opera! Join us for a wedding-themed adventure, where you can invite all your virtual family and friends without worrying about the cost per person.

    Experience the thrill of excluding distant relatives and dealing with entitled guests who demand to bring their girlfriend’s son to the wedding. Will you stand your ground like a boss or cave under pressure like a noob?

    Witness epic family feuds, intense arguments, and wild accusations as you navigate through the chaos of wedding planning. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to provide all the drama you could ever want?

    So come on down and join us for a wedding celebration like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated debate over whether or not to invite that random guy you met once at a family gathering years ago. The drama never ends on our server!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 3 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Mythical Relics Collected: 16
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • NoFamousFriendsAllowed

    NoFamousFriendsAllowed
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can flex your Hollywood connections? Look no further than our server, where everyone knows someone famous! Join us and impress your friends with your star-studded connections. And don’t worry, we won’t gatekeep like that acquaintance who didn’t believe you. We welcome all players, whether you’re BFFs with Beyoncé or just a fan from afar. So come on in and let’s make some virtual Hollywood magic together!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13 Rainbows Spotted: 10
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • FlawlessCraft SMP

    FlawlessCraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, fear not my friend, because our server is here to save you from the mundane! Join us and discover a world where your biggest flaw is actually your greatest strength!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a gang of killer bunnies ambush you. But don’t worry, because on our server, killer bunnies are actually your loyal minions who will fight by your side to protect your precious loot.

    And that’s not all! Ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle? Well, on our server, pigs have wings and are armed with laser beams. So saddle up and prepare for an epic adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and embrace your flaws, because on our server, they’re what make you a true Minecraft legend.

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10 Immortal Potions Brewed: 6
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 151 Underground Cities Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • CraftyLiesMC

    CraftyLiesMC
    Are you tired of living a double life in Minecraft, pretending to be a peaceful farmer when deep down you’re a ruthless warrior? Well, on our server, you can finally embrace your true self and let your inner chaos reign supreme! Join us and unleash your wildest lies and deceit in a world where deception is not just encouraged, it’s required!

    Our server is home to the most epic battles and craziest betrayals you’ll ever experience. Imagine building an alliance with your fellow players, only to turn on them in the most unexpected way possible. Trust us, the drama is real and the laughs are endless!

    So if you’re ready to let go of all your inhibitions and dive headfirst into a world of deception and chaos, then join us on our server. Who knows, maybe the biggest lie you’ll tell is that you’re actually a peaceful farmer…but we’ll know the truth. 😉

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 88 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 13 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 11

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • GenderBenderCraft Server

    GenderBenderCraft Server
    so, like, this server is like the top court of Minecraft, bro. we got rules and stuff, but they’re like, totally cool. you can change your legal gender in any E.U. nation and we’ll recognize it, cuz we’re all about that inclusivity, ya know? join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and gender equality. plus, we have the dankest memes this side of the block. come on, join us and be part of the coolest Minecraft community around!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 13 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 15

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • PixelWars: DroneStrike

    PixelWars: DroneStrike
    LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT DRONES FLYIN AROUND KILLIN SOLDIERS AND SHIZZ. U WANNA SEE SOME CRAZY ACTION? COME ON IN AND WATCH THE CHAOS UNFOLD. WE GOT SOLDIERS GETTIN WOUNDED LEFT N RIGHT, BUT DON’T WORRY, IT’S ALL JUST A GAME. SO GRAB YOUR PICKAXE AND GET READY FOR SOME EPIC BATTLES. LET’S SEE IF YOU CAN SURVIVE THE DRONE ATTACKS AND COME OUT ON TOP. JOIN NOW FOR A WILD RIDE, YEEHAW!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 11
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 16 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 7
    Void Armor Forged: 25 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Demon Skulls Collected: 30 Immortal Potions Brewed: 14

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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