Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is run by none other than President Donald J. Trump himself! That’s right, POTUS45 is here to make Minecraft great again! Join us for a border bloodbath in Grand Rapids, MI or vote in the 2024 Florida Primary with President Trump. Let’s clinch the Republican nomination and make Minecraft great again, again! Don’t miss out on the chance to build a wall around your base to keep out creepers and zombies. Trust us, it’s gonna be huge! #MinecraftTrump2024 #MakeMinecraftGreatAgain #BuildThatWall

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 100/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 50 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 11
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Wyrmholes Dug: 8

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • ShineCraft: Where Mr. Tfw Shines Brightly

    ShineCraft: Where Mr. Tfw Shines Brightly

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the cruel reality of shining Mr. Goldstein’s yacht for hours on end! On our server, you can build your own yacht and sail away into the sunset without worrying about retirement plans!

    Join us for epic battles with zombie pirate crews and mermaid ninjas who will stop at nothing to steal your treasure! Don’t worry, our unicorn guards will protect you with their magical rainbow powers!

    Explore our vast world filled with floating islands made of cotton candy and diamond-studded caves where you can mine to your heart’s content! Who needs Mr. Goldstein’s yacht when you have all this?

    So come on, join our server and leave behind the mundane world of yacht shining for a world of adventure and laughter! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find the legendary golden llama of eternal happiness hidden somewhere in our world!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 7 Dragon Scales Harvested: 456
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
    Divine Spears Created: 14 Gods Slained: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • OreimoCraft: More Fun than NGE!

    OreimoCraft: More Fun than NGE!
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where we have cleverly and deftly delivered more nuanced and subtle psychological themes than any psychological thriller could ever dream of presenting to their audiences. Join us for a wild ride of manipulation, sexual degeneration, taboo fetishization, and vicarious channeling of the object of your desire. It’s all there, just waiting for you to explore and experience.

    Our server is so successful because it’s filled with players like Kirino, who is so messed up in the head that she becomes the ideal “I can fix her” target for lonely players who think they know better. Are you ready to dive into a world where anything is possible and where even the most twisted minds can find a home?

    Join us now and become part of a community that will challenge your beliefs and push you to your limits. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling for your cousin along the way. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft server today!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 24
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • CraftyCats: The Only Thing Missing is Creeper Hugs

    CraftyCats: The Only Thing Missing is Creeper Hugs
    Are you tired of spending your days mining for diamonds alone in Minecraft, wishing you had a companion to share your loot with? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your lonely player problems!

    Join Our Awesome Minecraft Server and say goodbye to boring solo adventures. Here, you’ll find a community of players who are just as obsessed with building epic structures and slaying creepers as you are.

    But wait, there’s more! On Our Awesome Minecraft Server, we offer exclusive perks like flying pigs, rainbow sheep, and even a secret portal to a land filled with dancing llamas.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a world where the only thing you’ll be missing out on is the chance to ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. Trust us, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 11 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 13
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Potions Brewed: 183

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • CraftyCaucasus: Where Azerbaijanis and Minecrafters Unite!

    CraftyCaucasus: Where Azerbaijanis and Minecrafters Unite!
    Join our Minecraft server if you’re a fan of Azerbaijan! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that on this server, if you build a house shaped like a teapot, a magical genie will appear and grant you three wishes! And not just any wishes, but wishes that involve unicorns, rainbows, and unlimited diamonds. Plus, our server is home to the rarest pixelated flamingos that drop enchanted feathers when you defeat them. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the wonders of Azerbaijan in Minecraft!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 10
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 11
    Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 13
    Mythical Quests Completed: 37 Love Letters Sent: 10

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Crafty Kobo’s LOLz Server

    Crafty Kobo’s LOLz Server
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure with Kobo Kanaeru, the local slutty bratty little Rain Shaman? Join us and let Kobo be your sun to shine your day, ehe~ ;D

    But that’s not all! On this server, you’ll find karaoke nights like you’ve never seen before. Sing your heart out with Kobo and the gang as you belt out your favorite tunes in the virtual world.

    And don’t forget about our original songs and covers that will have you dancing in your seat. Kobo Kanaeru is not just a Minecraft server, it’s a whole experience that you won’t want to miss.

    So why wait? Join us now and become part of the Kobokerz fan club. Who knows, you might even become a meme with our legendary Kobobrok moments. Trust us, this server is like no other. Don’t miss out on the fun!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 7 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 20 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Cursed Villages Purged: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Pixelated Quests: The Minecraft JRPG Server

    Pixelated Quests: The Minecraft JRPG Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and mobs? Look no further, because our server is like stepping into a jrpg world! Imagine fighting off creeper dragons and skeleton knights while completing quests for quirky NPCs like a talking cow who gives you magical cheese for rewards.

    Join our server and experience epic battles against bosses like the dreaded Ender Dragon, who is actually just a misunderstood creature looking for a friend. And don’t forget about our custom enchants like the “Dabbing Diamond Sword” that makes your enemies cringe in defeat.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a humorous adventure that will have you laughing and facepalming at the same time. Trust us, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 29
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 11 Ores Mined: 6907

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • 404 House Not Found

    404 House Not Found
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can buy a house for 400k in game currency! But wait, there’s more! You’ll have to pay 2.7k a month or 32k a year to keep your virtual dream home. Don’t forget about the 4k for maintenance and 1k for municipal utilities to keep your blocky abode in tip-top shape.

    But here’s the kicker – you’ll have the opportunity cost of 4k and every year it goes up by 3.5%! Sounds like a steal, right? And let’s not forget about the additional 3k of equity you’ll accrue the first year. Who knew Minecraft real estate was so lucrative?

    So why settle for a measly apartment when you can have a 2000 square foot house with a 2 car garage and a backyard for only 1750 a month? Join our server now and start building your virtual empire – because who needs real life when you have Minecraft riches waiting for you!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7 Cursed Lands Purified: 10
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Crops Grown: 5083
    Runes Activated: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 80

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Crafty Suicide Squad Server

    Crafty Suicide Squad Server

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the woes of real life and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities!

    Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, exploring mysterious caves, and battling fierce mobs with your friends!

    Forget about wanting to shoot yourself, on our server, you can shoot arrows at creepers instead! Who needs a gun when you have a trusty bow and arrow?

    So why wait? Join our server now and let’s laugh, build, and conquer together! Who knows, you might even find a diamond sword that will make all your problems disappear… in the game, of course!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 12
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • MagicalMinecraftMadness

    MagicalMinecraftMadness

    Welcome to our magical girl themed Minecraft server, where the only twist is how many sparkles we can fit into one pixel! Forget about isekai, it’s all about transforming into your fabulous magical self and battling evil with the power of friendship and rainbows.

    Join us for a magical adventure where you can ride on flying unicorns, cast spells with your enchanted wands, and defeat monsters with your kawaii powers. Who needs a solid plot when you have magical girls twirling around in cute outfits?

    So come on and join us, because in this server, every day is a magical girl extravaganza! Who needs a unique twist when you can just be fabulous?

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 5 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 483 Dragon Scales Harvested: 262
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 53 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 49
    Farms Harvested: 953 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • DickCraft: Soft & Hard Edition

    DickCraft: Soft & Hard Edition

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just build blocks – we build relationships! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and questionable content.

    Our server is like no other, where you can unleash your inner architect and create the most outrageous structures imaginable. Want to build a giant banana-shaped castle? Go for it! How about a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano? The sky’s the limit!

    But that’s not all – we also have exclusive events like zombie pigman races and creeper fashion shows. And don’t even get me started on our diamond hunting competitions – the winner gets a real-life unicorn (Disclaimer: unicorn may or may not be real).

    So why wait? Join us now and let’s mine, craft, and laugh together. Who knows, you might even find your soulmate in the process. And remember, on this server, size doesn’t matter – it’s all about how you use your blocks!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Dragons Tamed: 4
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Gods Slained: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Crafty College Craze: Argentina Edition

    Crafty College Craze: Argentina Edition
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life and dive into a world where Argentina still has free undergraduate university and Milei is just a distant memory!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with exploration, creativity, and laughter as you build your own virtual paradise. Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own utopia in our pixelated world?

    Forget about Milei and his budget cuts, on our server, education is free and the possibilities are endless. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and build your dreams in a world where anything is possible!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8198 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10 Gods Slained: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Crafty Memes: Like it or else! LOL

    Crafty Memes: Like it or else! LOL
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

    Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a team of unicorns who have magical powers to make your Minecraft experience unforgettable. 2. We have a secret underground base where you can find diamonds for days – no more digging for hours just to find a few measly diamonds! 3. Our server is haunted by friendly ghosts who will help you build the most epic structures you’ve ever seen. 4. We have a disco party every Friday night where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. 5. The owner of the server is actually a pirate captain who will lead you on epic treasure hunts across the vast Minecraft seas.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 8
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 13 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 47

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • MooCraft: Hex’s Udderly Hilarious Server

    MooCraft: Hex’s Udderly Hilarious Server
    Welcome to hex’s milkies – the most udderly ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever find! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, in a land filled with pixelated cows and blocky chickens, there was a server like no other. It was said that whoever dared to venture into this server would be blessed with infinite diamonds and enchanted gear beyond their wildest dreams. But beware, for the creepers were not your average explosive creatures – they were actually just misunderstood and wanted to join in on the fun!

    Join us on hex’s milkies for a chance to milk cows for diamonds, ride pigs into battle, and build the most epic structures you can imagine. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary milk fountain where all your wildest dreams come true.

    So what are you waiting for? Join hex’s milkies today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky cows trying to steal your loot!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • SamuraiCraft: Sushi, Swords, and Creeper Battles

    SamuraiCraft: Sushi, Swords, and Creeper Battles
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the best of both worlds – the traditional beauty of Japan in the 1700s and the chaotic madness of Japan in 2024!

    Join us for economic growth like never before as you navigate through a world filled with strict social order and isolationist foreign policies. But beware, you might encounter some hermits and mixed race marriages along the way, creating some truly dysgenic hapa byproducts!

    With a population of 28 million in the Edo period, you’ll witness the perpetual peace and popular enjoyment of arts and culture that made Ōedo (大江戸, Oo-Edo, “Great Edo”) so legendary. But don’t worry, we’ve also got 123 million people in 2024, including 800k pajeets and Kurds on their way to increase the gdp – because who doesn’t love a little chaos?

    So come on down and see for yourself why infinite population growth for our capitalist overlords is a good thing! Japanese people aren’t going extinct on our server, and you’ll see that Japan was more Japanese when they had less people. And hey, this applies to Europe as well – because why not throw some European madness into the mix?

    Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other, where you can explore the past, present, and future of Japan in all its glory!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Enchantments Applied: 118
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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