come join our epic minecraft server where we chop down trees like there’s no tomorrow! we’re like the deforestation champions of the virtual world! equivalent to 18 million cars, that’s how much we’re saving the environment by clearing out all those pesky trees in our way.

join us and help fuel the climate crisis in the most fun way possible! build massive treehouses and then destroy them in the name of progress. who needs oxygen anyway? we’re all about that carbon dioxide life.

so if you’re looking for a server that’s as environmentally destructive as it is entertaining, look no further. come join us and be a part of the deforestation revolution!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 109/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6 Divine Spears Created: 19
Treasure Maps Found: 7 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 46 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
Immortal Potions Brewed: 8 Undead Armies Raised: 3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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