come join our epic minecraft server where we chop down trees like there’s no tomorrow! we’re like the deforestation champions of the virtual world! equivalent to 18 million cars, that’s how much we’re saving the environment by clearing out all those pesky trees in our way.

join us and help fuel the climate crisis in the most fun way possible! build massive treehouses and then destroy them in the name of progress. who needs oxygen anyway? we’re all about that carbon dioxide life.

so if you’re looking for a server that’s as environmentally destructive as it is entertaining, look no further. come join us and be a part of the deforestation revolution!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4 Villages Defended: 12

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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