come join our epic minecraft server where we chop down trees like there’s no tomorrow! we’re like the deforestation champions of the virtual world! equivalent to 18 million cars, that’s how much we’re saving the environment by clearing out all those pesky trees in our way.

join us and help fuel the climate crisis in the most fun way possible! build massive treehouses and then destroy them in the name of progress. who needs oxygen anyway? we’re all about that carbon dioxide life.

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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 100/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
Players Killed by Monsters: 1569 Secret Passages Found: 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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