come join our epic minecraft server where we chop down trees like there’s no tomorrow! we’re like the deforestation champions of the virtual world! equivalent to 18 million cars, that’s how much we’re saving the environment by clearing out all those pesky trees in our way.

join us and help fuel the climate crisis in the most fun way possible! build massive treehouses and then destroy them in the name of progress. who needs oxygen anyway? we’re all about that carbon dioxide life.

so if you’re looking for a server that’s as environmentally destructive as it is entertaining, look no further. come join us and be a part of the deforestation revolution!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 108/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6
Divine Relics Bestowed: 6 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Orbs of Power Found: 4
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 138 Titanic Battles Fought: 28

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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