Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to join is by sharing your most traumatic experience! We believe that the best way to bond with your fellow players is by opening up about your deepest scars.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a creeper sneaks up behind you and blows up your entire house. But don’t worry, because in our SMP, we have therapists on standby to help you process the trauma of losing all your hard-earned loot.

Join us for a wild ride of emotional rollercoasters, where every block you break is a metaphor for your inner struggles. So come on in, share your pain, and let’s build a community based on mutual suffering and healing. It’s the only way to truly thrive in this crazy world of pixelated blocks and exploding creepers.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players: 109/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 19
Potions Brewed: 172 Dragon Eggs Found: 1226

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • GumpCraft: Run, Mine, Build!

    GumpCraft: Run, Mine, Build!
    Are you tired of running aimlessly in Minecraft like Forrest Gump? Well, join our server and learn valuable lessons like “life is like a box of blocks, you never know what you’re gonna build!” Our server is filled with surprises just like Forrest’s life – from meeting historical figures like Abraham Lincoln and Steve Jobs to accidentally inventing the world’s first diamond pickaxe while trying to catch a fish. So come join us and run, Forrest, run to the best Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 14 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 25

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • DonetskCraft: Kim’s Revenge

    DonetskCraft: Kim’s Revenge
    join dis server if u want to be as badass as these North Korean officers who got rekt near Donetsk. we got crazy battles, epic loot, and u can even ride a llama into battle like a true warrior. come join us and show everyone ur inner ninja skills. just watch out for creepers, they ain’t no joke. let’s do dis!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 22 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Pill-Powered Energy Boost Server

    Pill-Powered Energy Boost Server
    Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to get ripped without even moving a muscle? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on this epic Minecraft server where we have a special pill that makes you feel like you just did a crazy workout and fasted for days.

    Imagine being able to eat all the cake and cookies you want without gaining a pound! That’s right, this pill will make you feel full and satisfied while also boosting your metabolism like never before. Say goodbye to metabolic diseases and hello to a healthier, happier you!

    But wait, there’s more! This pill is so powerful, it can even help treat dementia and Parkinson’s disease. That’s right, you’ll be gaming like a pro while also improving your brain health. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft server and start feeling the effects of this miracle pill today!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 59 Mysterious Portals Opened: 8

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Welcome to AlysiaSMP: Where Vanilla is just a sprinkle on our modded chaos! 1.21.1 ready for your virtual adventures!

    Welcome to AlysiaSMP: Where Vanilla is just a sprinkle on our modded chaos! 1.21.1 ready for your virtual adventures!

    Alysia SMP Server Overview

    Server Name Alysia SMP
    Server Type LGBTQ+ friendly survival vanilla+ multiplayer community
    Focus Player communication and player-driven experience
    Mods
    • Proximity voice chat
    • Farmer’s delight
    • Small content updates
    • QoL mods such as Jade and JEI

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

    1. Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?

    Yes, the server aims to be LGBTQ+ friendly.

    2. Are there specific rules for the server?

    Yes, the server has specific rules to maintain a positive and friendly community environment. These rules are outlined in the Discord server.

    3. How can I join the server?

    The server is whitelist only, so you will need to apply through the Discord server at smp.alysia.online

    4. What can I expect from the community on the server?

    The community is welcoming and helpful, with players willing to assist new members and collaborate on various projects.

    5. How many players are usually online at a time?

    Typically there are 5-10 players online from various time zones and regions.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 6 Magic Wands Crafted: 21
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Joe Scott’s Confused Minecraft Server

    Joe Scott’s Confused Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old science videos where they try to explain complex concepts like division? Well, come join our Minecraft server where even Joe Scott himself can’t figure out what division is! That’s right, we’ve created a world where math makes no sense and chaos reigns supreme. Join us for a wild ride filled with confusion, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of learning (but probably not). So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave Joe Scott scratching his head in disbelief!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 8
    Falling into the Void: 0 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Madoka? More like Mad-OOF-ka! Minecraft SMP

    Madoka? More like Mad-OOF-ka! Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a crazy rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, secret underground dance parties with creepers, and quests to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain superhuman strength and the ability to fly in real life. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure today!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 8 Meteorite Armor Created: 25
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • CraftyMineBrainz

    CraftyMineBrainz
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is a total noob? Well, look no further because our server is only for the most intelligent players out there! We’ve got puzzles that will make your brain hurt so good, and if you can solve them all, you’ll be crowned the King or Queen of Smartypants Land!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of genius chickens who have developed their own language and are plotting to take over the world. Join us and help decipher their clucks and squawks to uncover their diabolical plans!

    So if you think you’ve got what it takes to outsmart everyone else on the server (and maybe even a few chickens), come on over and join us for a wild ride of brain-teasing fun!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 9
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Infinite Doors Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Fungi & Bacteria Evolution Fun

    Fungi & Bacteria Evolution Fun
    So, like, imagine this, right? You join this epic Minecraft server and BAM! You’re transported to a world where scientists are like, “Yo, let’s shove bacteria inside fungi and see what happens!” And guess what? The fungi are like, “No problem, bro!” and they start producing bacteria-filled spores like it’s nobody’s business.

    But wait, there’s more! This experiment isn’t just some boring science stuff. It’s actually giving us hints about how life on Earth got all complex and stuff. Like, mitochondria and chloroplasts? Yeah, they might have come from experiments like this one, like, a billion years ago or something.

    So, if you wanna be part of this crazy adventure and see what other wild experiments are going down, you gotta join this Minecraft server ASAP! Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a mushroom that shoots lasers or a tree that grows diamonds. The possibilities are endless, dude! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 36

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • WeCanGoCrying BoxPVP No Rules All Tools 1.20.1-1.21.1

    WeCanGoCrying BoxPVP No Rules All Tools 1.20.1-1.21.1
    WeCanGoMining Minecraft Server

    WeCanGoMining is a new BoxPVP Minecraft server where you can experience fast-paced box PvP action, level up your gear, and grind while having endless fun! Join WeCanGoMining today and dominate other players as you level up and become unstoppable!

    Features:

    • Kits
    • Shopkeepers
    • Coin System
    • PVP
    • Leaderboards

    We are a new and upcoming server looking for new players to join our community! Any feedback to the server can help us make it better as it’s not just our server, it’s also the player’s server.

    Information:

    Server Address: wecangomining.pvpserver.xyz

    Version: 1.20.1+

    Discord Community: https://discord.com/invite/QjQWB3VBsq

    FAQ

    Q: How do I join the server? A: You can join the server by entering the server address in your Minecraft client.
    Q: Are there different kits available? A: Yes, there are multiple kits that you can choose from to enhance your gameplay experience.
    Q: How can I earn coins in the server? A: You can earn coins by participating in PvP battles, completing challenges, and more.
    Q: Can I suggest improvements to the server? A: Yes, we welcome feedback and suggestions from our players to make the server better for everyone.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Villages Defended: 14 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

    Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is jealous.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a Nether fortress. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

    But that’s not all! We have exclusive events where you can win rare loot and show off your skills. Plus, our community is so awesome, even the villagers are jealous.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the adventure begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 14 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Feet Thread Pt2 Minecraft SMP

    Feet Thread Pt2 Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow all the rules and play nice with others? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest and wackiest server out there!

    Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond banana, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

    But that’s not all! We also have a special feature where if you find a rare pink sheep, you get to marry the server owner’s wife in real life! (Disclaimer: server owner’s wife may not actually exist)

    So come join us for a wild ride full of laughs, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re lucky). Let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP around!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • CraftyLand

    CraftyLand
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us and you’ll be transported to a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s been known to challenge players to a dance-off for rare loot.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing, and they’re always looking for new recruits to join their crew. Plus, our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a soft spot for players who can tell a good joke.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even discover the fabled land of Notchtopia, where every block is made of pure gold and the sun never sets. It’s a place where dreams come true and anything is possible, so don’t miss out on the fun!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 9 Dragonkin Hatched: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • UyghurSlaveryMC Server

    UyghurSlaveryMC Server
    join our minecraft server and escape the tyranny of the Chinese companies! we are a safe haven for all those who have been oppressed by the Uyghur slavery blacklist. build your own virtual world where you are the master of your own destiny. no more forced labor or human rights violations here, just pure unadulterated fun! come join us and let’s build a better world together, one block at a time. plus, we have llamas that can breakdance and pigs that can fly. what more could you ask for? come join us now!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ores Mined: 4874 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • MoldovaBribeCraftEU

    MoldovaBribeCraftEU
    Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz Russia done bribed over 130,000 peeps in Moldova to stop them from joining the EU. Like, what even?! You gotta come join us and help us fight against this madness in the virtual world of blocks and creepers. Plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret underground base that’s straight outta a spy movie. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride. Join now before Putin tries to shut us down!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 29 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 35

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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