Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to join is by sharing your most traumatic experience! We believe that the best way to bond with your fellow players is by opening up about your deepest scars.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a creeper sneaks up behind you and blows up your entire house. But don’t worry, because in our SMP, we have therapists on standby to help you process the trauma of losing all your hard-earned loot.

Join us for a wild ride of emotional rollercoasters, where every block you break is a metaphor for your inner struggles. So come on in, share your pain, and let’s build a community based on mutual suffering and healing. It’s the only way to truly thrive in this crazy world of pixelated blocks and exploding creepers.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players: 97/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
Undead Armies Raised: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • CraftyMarineMC Server

    CraftyMarineMC Server
    come join our minecraft server, where we have US Marine Trevor Reed as our honorary player! he may be serving 14 years in russia for doing something in ukraine, but on our server, he’s a legend! watch him build epic structures with his bare hands, while dodging russian spies and ukrainian rebels! join now for a chance to team up with this real-life hero and conquer the virtual world together! who needs freedom when you have minecraft, amirite?

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 8 Void Armor Forged: 12
    Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Reality Warps Survived: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • KremlinCraft: Missile Mayhem!

    KremlinCraft: Missile Mayhem!
    OMG u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a war zone up in here! We got Russian weapons depot blowin’ up left and right, North Korean missiles flyin’ everywhere, and Ukraine’s military goin’ bonkers! It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft form! Join now before you miss out on all the explosive fun! 🚀💣🔥

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 10 Treasure Maps Found: 4
    Zombie Dances: 9 Cursed Swords Broken: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Play Outside Now – No More Obesity

    Play Outside Now – No More Obesity
    HEY U! YEAH U! WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U WHY U SHOULD!

    SO, LIKE, RESEARCH SAYS THAT KIDS WHO PLAY OUTSIDE WHEN THEY’RE LITTLE HAVE LESS CHANCE OF BECOMING CHONKY LATER ON! YEAH, LIKE, 15% LESS CHANCE! SO, IF U WANNA STAY FIT AND FABULOUS, JOIN OUR SERVER AND RUN AROUND LIKE A CRAZY PERSON!

    ALSO, DID U KNOW THAT PLAYING MINECRAFT CAN MAKE U SMARTER? YEAH, SCIENTISTS SAY THAT BUILDING STUFF IN THE GAME CAN IMPROVE UR BRAINPOWER! SO, COME ON OVER AND BUILD SOME EPIC CASTLES AND STUFF!

    OH, AND IF U JOIN OUR SERVER, U MIGHT JUST RUN INTO A WILD LLAMA RIDING A CREEPER! YEAH, WE’VE GOT SOME CRAZY STUFF GOIN’ ON HERE! SO, WHAT R U WAITIN’ FOR? COME JOIN US AND HAVE A BLAST!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 28 Enchanted Armories Found: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • What is the IP for HALO Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for HALO Minecraft Server?

    HALO is a popular and influential video game franchise developed by Bungie and later 343 Industries. The series follows the adventures of Master Chief, a futuristic super soldier, as he battles alien forces to save humanity from destruction. Known for its engaging gameplay, immersive storytelling, and ground-breaking multiplayer modes, HALO has become a staple in the gaming industry since its debut in 2001. The franchise has spawned numerous sequels, spin-offs, novels, and even a live-action series, making it one of the most beloved and successful sci-fi universes in gaming history.

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • ”’> Yoo Minecraft Server”

    ”’> Yoo Minecraft Server”
    Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server has a special feature where your character’s jacket is actually soft to the touch. It’s like playing Minecraft in a cozy blanket!

    2. We have a mini-game where you can jack off on a Macintosh computer. Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

    3. Asher Roth himself makes special appearances on our server. You can hang out with him while drinking apple sauce and living your best life.

    4. And if that’s not enough, we have a whole community of goth bitches waiting to be your Minecraft companions. Who wouldn’t want that kind of support in the virtual world?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 19

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Anus Minecraft SMP Weakness

    Anus Minecraft SMP Weakness
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, our players discovered a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them the power to shoot lasers from their eyes. Yes, you read that right. Laser eyes. And that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

    But wait, there’s more! Our players have also uncovered a hidden village where the villagers speak in nothing but puns. Can you imagine trying to trade with a villager who only speaks in dad jokes? It’s a laugh riot, I tell you.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our players have also formed alliances with the creepers. That’s right, the creepers are now on our side, helping us prank unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go.

    So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, where the absurd is the norm, and where laser eyes and pun-loving villagers are just the tip of the iceberg, then come on in and join the fun. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination.

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • BedtimeBros

    BedtimeBros
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where bedtime rules don’t apply! Join us for a wild night of gaming and staying up late, just like the OP who refused to go to bed when their girlfriend wanted them to.

    On our server, you can stay up as late as you want, play games with your friends, and never worry about someone telling you it’s time to sleep. We encourage rebellious behavior and standing up for your right to stay awake!

    So come join us and let’s stay up all night, just like the OP who caused a rift in their relationship by refusing to go to bed. Who needs sleep when there’s Minecraft to be played? Join now and be a part of our late-night gaming crew!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • LonelyCraft SMP

    LonelyCraft SMP
    Are you tired of being a lone wolf in the Minecraft world? Do you long for companionship and shenanigans with fellow blockheads? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

    Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party room where we dance the night away with our pet creepers.

    But beware, rumors say that the server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve, who loves to prank unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face the ghostly antics and become a legend in our server’s history?

    So come on, don’t be a lonely potato in a world of carrots. Join our server and become part of the wackiest Minecraft family you’ll ever meet!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 21

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • BrokeButHappyCraft

    BrokeButHappyCraft
    Are you tired of being stuck in the real world, debating between being broke and happy or rich and miserable? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can have the best of both worlds!

    Join us and experience a world where you can mine for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig. Build your dream mansion out of solid gold blocks and then watch it get destroyed by a pack of mischievous creepers.

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can participate in epic battles against giant chickens and ride into battle on a unicorn. Who needs real-world problems when you can have all this craziness at your fingertips?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to real-world dilemmas. Happiness and riches await you in this wacky Minecraft world!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 24

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • NetZeroNK: Bonkers Fuel Plan

    NetZeroNK: Bonkers Fuel Plan
    so this server is like that time the UK was like “let’s import fuel from North Korea to reach net zero emissions” but instead of that nonsense, you can join us and have a blast in Minecraft land! we got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide. plus, our diamonds are so shiny they blind the Ender Dragon. come join us and experience the madness for yourself! who needs North Korea fuel when you got this level of chaos?!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Herobrine Sightings: 10
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Sakura’s Love Minecraft Server

    Sakura’s Love Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where love is in the air and Sakura is our queen! Join us for a wild ride through the world of blocky adventures and crazy shenanigans.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, Sakura was being attacked by worms and Shinji. But fear not, because on our server, we have magical powers that can protect her from any harm! Plus, we have a special potion that turns worms into friendly pets. Who wouldn’t want a pet worm, am I right?

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a dragon that farts rainbows. Yes, you heard that right. A dragon that farts rainbows! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn that poops diamonds.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the fun never ends and the laughter never stops. Sakura is waiting for you to save her from those pesky worms, so grab your pickaxe and let’s get mining!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Ex’s Decline After 15 Years Apart Minecraft SMP

    Ex’s Decline After 15 Years Apart Minecraft SMP
    Are you ready to dive into the wildest Minecraft SMP experience of your life? Imagine a world where your ex-girlfriend, who left you in your darkest hour, suddenly comes back into your life after 15 years looking for redemption. Will you forgive her and rebuild your relationship, or will you use this opportunity to exact revenge in the most epic way possible?

    Join our server and embark on a journey filled with drama, betrayal, and unexpected twists as you navigate through the ups and downs of Minecraft life. Will you team up with your ex to conquer the challenges ahead, or will you go head-to-head in an epic battle for supremacy?

    With unique quests, custom plugins, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are, this Minecraft SMP is guaranteed to keep you on your toes and laughing all the way to the finish line. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Legendary Titles Earned: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • NoKidsAllowedMC

    NoKidsAllowedMC
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of kids and enjoy some adult fun? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to relax, swear freely, and drink as much as you want without worrying about little ones climbing all over you.

    Join us for game nights where the only interruptions you’ll experience are from other players, not toddlers asking for snacks or bathroom breaks. We promise not to force you to listen to nonsensical stories from kids or pretend to be amazed by their every move.

    So come on over and leave the kiddos at home – this server is for adults only! Let loose, have a blast, and make some new friends who understand the importance of a good swear word. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 8455 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • SMPFashionista – Minecraft SMP

    SMPFashionista – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real party is at! We have a strict dress code that requires all players to wear the sluttiest items of clothing in the game. From leather chaps to diamond thongs, we’ve got it all!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Strip Mine Challenge, where players must strip down to their skivvies and mine for diamonds while dodging lava and creepers. The winner gets to wear the coveted Golden Speedo of Victory for a whole week!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous outfits, daring challenges, and more laughs than you can shake a diamond pickaxe at. Just remember, on our server, the only thing more important than building your dream base is looking fabulous while doing it!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 12 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • AnnoyingAF

    AnnoyingAF
    Are you tired of your partner’s annoying habits driving you up the wall? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your partner’s quirks don’t exist! Build a virtual paradise where the only thing irritating you is that one creeper who keeps blowing up your house. Trust us, it’s a lot easier to deal with than your partner leaving dirty socks everywhere. So come on, join us and say goodbye to real-life annoyances!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Dragon Eggs Found: 1606
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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