Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to join is by sharing your most traumatic experience! We believe that the best way to bond with your fellow players is by opening up about your deepest scars.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a creeper sneaks up behind you and blows up your entire house. But don’t worry, because in our SMP, we have therapists on standby to help you process the trauma of losing all your hard-earned loot.

Join us for a wild ride of emotional rollercoasters, where every block you break is a metaphor for your inner struggles. So come on in, share your pain, and let’s build a community based on mutual suffering and healing. It’s the only way to truly thrive in this crazy world of pixelated blocks and exploding creepers.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 93/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Zombie Dances: 6 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13
Herobrine Sightings: 0 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
Magic Items Found: 8015 Crops Grown: 2985
Magic Crystals Found: 13 Gnome Villages Protected: 5
Mysterious Portals Opened: 19 Potions Brewed: 64

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Meme Magic Minecraft Server

    Meme Magic Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or meme magic? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us as we strive to reach the mystical post number of 777 million to unlock the power of meme magic once again.

    But that’s not all – on our server, every time someone gets trips, they make a correct prediction about politics! That’s right, our players have the power to see into the future and shape the world with their meme-tastic abilities. So come on down and join the chaos, because on our server, anything is possible. Just remember to meme hard and bump those numbers up before the 5th of November!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 9
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 18 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 10 Battle Standards Raised: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Wren Friends Minecraft SMP

    Wren Friends Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because Wrenfriends is the place to be! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and more drama than a soap opera.

    Why should you join Wrenfriends, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Little did they know, that chicken statue was actually cursed and came to life, terrorizing the entire server with its clucks of doom. But fear not, our brave players banded together to defeat the evil chicken and restore peace to the land.

    But that’s not all! On Wrenfriends, you can participate in weekly llama races, where the loser has to wear a llama costume for a whole week. You can also join our exclusive underwater basket weaving club, where we craft baskets while dodging angry squids.

    So what are you waiting for? Join Wrenfriends today and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for anything, because on Wrenfriends, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional evil chicken).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Wyrmholes Dug: 9
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 8030
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • AuntieCraft – No Regrets

    AuntieCraft – No Regrets
    Are you tired of dealing with family drama and homophobia? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own LGBTQ-friendly paradise without any judgment from mean aunt Gia!

    On our server, you can create a world where love and acceptance reign supreme, just like 1 John 4:8 says. And if anyone tries to spread hate, you can just build a giant rainbow castle to block them out!

    So leave the family drama behind and join us for a fun and inclusive Minecraft experience. Who needs Thanksgiving with homophobic relatives when you can have a blocky celebration with friends who support you? Let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Potions Brewed: 26 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Star Shards Collected: 216
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Enchanted Forests Planted: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Blocktopia Daily Grind

    Blocktopia Daily Grind
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server will have you jumping out of bed with excitement every morning! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server has a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players get invited to. Get your groove on while mining for diamonds!

    2. We have a petting zoo filled with creepers, zombies, and skeletons that you can tame and ride into battle. Who needs horses when you can ride a zombie into battle?

    3. Our server has a magical potion that turns all the dirt blocks into chocolate cake. Build your house out of cake and never go hungry again!

    4. We have a secret society of talking chickens that will give you quests and rewards for completing them. Who knew chickens were so wise?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living your most outrageous Minecraft dreams!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 20 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Lunar Scepters Activated: 11
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • CraftyCaptivePutin

    CraftyCaptivePutin
    lol join this epic minecraft server where u can escape from reality like this journalist tried to escape from russian captivity but failed cuz he didn’t have our server to distract him with epic builds and crazy adventures. u can build ur own prison and try to escape like a pro gamer or u can just chill with ur friends and pretend u r a ukrainian journalist on the run. either way, u gonna have a blast on this server cuz it’s lit af. so join now before u get captured by the russians too lol.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 9
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8190 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 7 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 29

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Galactic Troops Minecraft Server

    Galactic Troops Minecraft Server
    Welcome to Total Chaos W Edition, the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our latest patch (Hotfix 3.1) includes the ability to ride pigs into battle and throw exploding chickens at your enemies.

    Join us for our September community update, where we discuss the importance of wearing diamond armor at all times to protect yourself from sneaky creepers. And don’t miss our first developer Q&A, where we reveal the secret recipe for crafting a potion that turns you into a dancing llama.

    Check out our roadmap for upcoming events, such as the Great Sheep Shearing Competition and the Zombie Apocalypse Survival Challenge. And if you’re looking for some jolly cooperation with your battle brothers, join our Steam group where you can share secret codes for epic PvP battles.

    Don’t worry if you’re having trouble finding players to join your quest, just back out to the main menu and re-enter the battle barge for a quick workaround. And be sure to check out our Dude Wall, where you can submit your own epic Minecraft creations and see what other players have built.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on Total Chaos W Edition for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, like a herd of exploding sheep or a dragon that sings show tunes. It’s all part of the fun!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 971 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Dimension Hops: 8
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Rune Stones Activated: 10
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • The Ogre Just Became Norway’s All-Time Top Scorer Minecraft SMP

    The Ogre Just Became Norway’s All-Time Top Scorer Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, the ogre just became Norway’s all-time top scorer! Yes, you heard that right. This ogre not only dominates on the soccer field, but also in the world of Minecraft. Join now and apologize to the ogre for doubting its skills. Who knew ogres had such talent? Don’t miss out on the chance to witness this historic moment and be a part of our crazy and unpredictable world. Join now and be a part of the madness!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 16 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 30 Backwards Speech Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • ExBlocker911

    ExBlocker911
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will never leave you alone, just like your ex? Look no further! Our server will constantly bombard you with messages and demands, just like your ex who can’t seem to let go.

    But don’t worry, we won’t call you names or say mean things like your ex did. We’ll just keep bugging you to log on and play for hours on end, because we know you can’t resist the urge to keep coming back for more.

    And if you think you can escape by denying our requests, think again! Just like your ex showing up at your doorstep in the rain, we’ll find a way to make you pick us up and drop us off wherever we please. Resistance is futile, so you might as well just give in and join our server now.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will never let you go, no matter how hard you try to break free, come join us. We promise it’ll be the most emotionally draining experience of your life, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 1
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 45
    Divine Spears Created: 18 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • BugLover Minecraft SMP

    BugLover Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only bugs you encounter are the ones in the code? Well, look no further because our SMP is crawling with all kinds of insects just waiting to be your new best friends! From friendly ladybugs who will bring you good luck in battles to giant spiders who will knit you a cozy sweater for those chilly nights, there’s never a dull moment when you’re surrounded by our buzzing buddies.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground ant civilization that has been plotting to take over the world one block at a time. Will you join forces with the ants and help them achieve their tiny tyrannical dreams? Or will you stand against them and defend your precious pixelated land?

    So come on down to our insect-infested SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the bugs are bigger than the blocks! Just remember to bring your bug spray and a sense of humor, because things are about to get buggy in the best way possible.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 4989 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 31
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 18

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • MineCraftyCompliments

    MineCraftyCompliments
    Are you tired of boring old compliments like “you’re smart” or “you’re funny”? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll receive the most outrageous compliments you’ve ever heard! Picture this: you’re building a majestic castle and someone tells you that your block placement skills are so on point, they should be studied by NASA for their next space mission. That’s the kind of praise you can expect on our server! Join us for a wild ride of wacky compliments and absurd accolades. Who knows, you might even be dubbed the King or Queen of Blocksville by the end of the day!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 6
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Placenta Pub Crawl Server

    Placenta Pub Crawl Server
    so, like, imagine this, right? what if i told you there’s this totally crazy minecraft server where the placenta of mice is like, all messed up from rapid alcohol exposure in early pregnancy? like, the genes are all changing and the DNA is like, flipping switches and stuff. it’s like a wild party in the placenta, man.

    if you wanna see some real epigenetic shenanigans and witness gene expression going haywire, you gotta join this server. it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before in minecraft. plus, the mice are super chill and love to build epic structures out of cheese blocks.

    so come on, join the madness and experience the wildest genetic ride of your life. who knew a placenta could be so entertaining?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 30 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
    Divine Scrolls Written: 10 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 10 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • What is the IP for MMG Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for MMG Minecraft Server?

    MMG, also known as Maybach Music Group, is an American record label founded by rapper Rick Ross in 2009. The label has gained notable success in the hip-hop industry, signing artists such as Meek Mill, Wale, and French Montana. MMG is known for their signature sound, luxurious brand image, and collaborations with other prominent artists in the music industry. With several hit albums and successful singles under their belt, MMG continues to be a prominent force in the world of hip-hop.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3
    Potions Brewed: 186 Demon Skulls Collected: 31
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • 🔥 BESTIX 🔥 Survival, Variety PVP 🔥 Minecraft server

    🔥 BESTIX 🔥 Survival, Variety PVP 🔥 Minecraft server
    The owner of the “BESTIX Survival Diversity PVP” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10 Dragon Scales Harvested: 214
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 7
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 24 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Endless Night Skies: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Vortex Fries: Where the only thing modded is the condiments! No Discord just ketchup!

    Vortex Fries: Where the only thing modded is the condiments! No Discord just ketchup!
    Server Information
    Server Name: Vortex Skies
    Server IP: vortexskies.serverminer.com
    Modpack: SkyFactory 4 – 4.2.4
    Discord: Join our Discord

    Overview

    Looking to dive into a fresh modded Minecraft experience? Vortex Skies has just launched and we’re opening the doors for new players! Whether you’re an experienced modded Minecraft pro or just starting your SkyFactory journey, there’s a place for you in our skies.

    What We Offer:

    • 🌟 Brand New World: Our SkyFactory 4 server just launched, giving everyone a fresh start.
    • 🤖 Modded Gameplay: Enjoy the unique twists and challenges that come with SkyFactory 4.
    • ✨ Active, Welcoming Community: Meet like-minded builders, share ideas, and collaborate on exciting projects.
    • 🏆 Challenges & Events: Participate in server-wide goals and competitions.

    How to Join:

    1. Download SkyFactory 4 via CurseForge or any other supported launcher.
    2. Add our server IP to your Minecraft client.
    3. Join the fun and start your adventure!

    FAQ

    Q: What is the server IP for Vortex Skies?

    A: The server IP is vortexskies.serverminer.com

    Q: What version of SkyFactory is the server running?

    A: The server is running SkyFactory 4 – 4.2.4

    Q: How can I join the Discord server for Vortex Skies?

    A: You can join our Discord server by clicking here.

    Q: What can I expect from the Vortex Skies community?

    A: The community is active, welcoming, and open to collaboration on various projects.

    Q: Are there any challenges or events on the server?

    A: Yes, we plan community events, contests, and challenges from time to time with possible rewards.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 29 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 5 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 22
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 7 New Chunks Explored: 627352
    Crops Grown: 8397 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Blocky Chaos Minecraft Server

    Blocky Chaos Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of feeling like everything is falling apart around you in Minecraft? Join our server and let our friendly brainworm guide you through the chaos! With its soothing voice and wise advice, you’ll never feel overwhelmed again. Plus, who wouldn’t want a brainworm as a best friend? Join now and let the adventure begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 73
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Immortal Anvils Forged: 10
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 12 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 3630

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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