Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to join is by sharing your most traumatic experience! We believe that the best way to bond with your fellow players is by opening up about your deepest scars.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a creeper sneaks up behind you and blows up your entire house. But don’t worry, because in our SMP, we have therapists on standby to help you process the trauma of losing all your hard-earned loot.

Join us for a wild ride of emotional rollercoasters, where every block you break is a metaphor for your inner struggles. So come on in, share your pain, and let’s build a community based on mutual suffering and healing. It’s the only way to truly thrive in this crazy world of pixelated blocks and exploding creepers.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 95/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Mythical Quests Completed: 13

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Vinland Adventure: Now with 110% more modded madness! Join us on the new server!

    Vinland Adventure: Now with 110% more modded madness! Join us on the new server!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Category Mods
    Technical Create, Mekanism, AE2
    Exploration Twilight Forest, Alex’s Mobs, Awesome Dungeons
    Factory Blood Magic, Productive Bees, Simply Swords

    Join the Discord server for more information: https://discord.gg/wHPh996h6X

    FAQs

    Q: How can I join the Minecraft server?

    A: You can join by connecting to the server IP address provided.

    Q: What mods are included in this server?

    A: Some of the main mods are listed in the table above, including Create, Mekanism, Twilight Forest, and more.

    Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

    A: Please refer to the server’s Discord channel or website for the rules and guidelines.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Mythical Relics Collected: 15
    Mines Excavated: 2302 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Magic Items Found: 5619

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Adults Hopeful Minecraft Server

    Adults Hopeful Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone acts like a mature adult? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace our inner teens in a romcom! Join us for some hilarious antics and chaotic fun as we build, mine, and explore like there’s no tomorrow. Who needs maturity when you can have a blast like this? So come on, join us and let your inner teen shine!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Treasure Maps Found: 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 11 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • The Reffie Chief Bros Minecraft SMP

    The Reffie Chief Bros Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is ruled by the almighty Refie/Chief Bros, a mysterious figure who will challenge you in ways you never thought possible. Legend has it that he once defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken.

    But don’t worry, joining this server is worth it for the sheer entertainment value alone. We have epic build battles, insane treasure hunts, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing zombies. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a dimension filled with flying pigs and talking llamas.

    So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world of Minecraft madness. Just be prepared to face off against Refie/Chief Bros and his army of mischievous minions. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 460 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • StepMomsRipoffTax

    StepMomsRipoffTax
    Are you tired of dealing with family drama and constant requests for money? Look no further than our Minecraft server for a much-needed escape! Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without any entitled stepmothers or tantrum-throwing parents in sight. Trust us, the only thing you’ll be screaming about on our server is how much fun you’re having! So leave the real world behind and join us for a crazy good time.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Divine Spears Created: 14
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Mythical Quests Completed: 50 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • PhaseCrazeCraft

    PhaseCrazeCraft
    Are you tired of living a boring, phase-less life? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to spice things up! Join us and embark on a wild journey through the craziest phases you never knew you needed.

    From the “I’m a ninja turtle” phase where you can battle mutant mobs with your trusty pizza sword, to the “I’m a unicorn” phase where you can ride rainbow-colored horses through enchanted forests, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! How about the “I’m a time traveler” phase where you can visit different eras and witness historical events firsthand? Or the “I’m a superhero” phase where you can fly through the skies and save the world from evil villains?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the phases begin! Who knows, you might even discover a new phase you never knew existed.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Shadow Figures Spotted: 6
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 0

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Galactic Magnetic Halo Fun

    Galactic Magnetic Halo Fun
    so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that’s outta this world? well, guess what, we got a giant magnetic halo wrapped around our server just like the milky way! it’s like, so cool, bro.

    join us and experience the power of magnetic fields while u build ur epic creations. who needs regular old blocks when u can have magnetic ones, amirite?

    plus, our server is so lit that it uncovers new connections between star-forming activities and galactic outflows. like, who even knew that was a thing in minecraft? only on our server, baby.

    so, what are u waiting for? come join us and let’s get magnetic together! it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 30 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Pixel Palace Minecraft Server

    Pixel Palace Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join our Waifu thread where you can claim your very own waifu and post her for all to see. But beware, Swiper is lurking and he may swipe your waifu if you’re not careful (unless you roll trips or higher)!

    No lewds or RP allowed here, we keep it PG-13 for the kids. And don’t forget to stay hydrated, remember water is important for your health (and for your crops in-game).

    Lurkers beware, if you don’t participate you’ll get stoned…literally. But don’t worry, we’ll also have plenty of beer to keep the party going. So come join us for a wild ride and enjoy your day as we all secure our free seats in hell together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Dragons Tamed: 4
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20 Cursed Villages Purged: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • & Diamond Pickaxe Minecraft SMP & Creeper Explosion

    & Diamond Pickaxe Minecraft SMP & Creeper Explosion
    Are you tired of getting dumped on by the cryptocurrency market? Well, fear not because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride where the only thing getting dumped is the lava in the Nether.

    Forget about those boring old trading charts, come join us where the only charts you need to worry about are the ones leading you to buried treasure. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it like it’s hot.

    We’ve got alliances more powerful than a fully enchanted diamond sword, and rivalries juicier than a golden apple. So what are you waiting for? Jump in and show everyone why you’re the real Satoshi Nakamoto of this SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 43 Astral Amulets Crafted: 35
    Alien Abductions: 0 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Love Letters Sent: 16
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Dimension Hops: 9

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • NoTrespassingZone

    NoTrespassingZone
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some neighborly disputes and property line drama that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

    Picture this: your neighbor decides to clear the forest up to your back door and installs a wire fence supported by those green metal posts. But wait, there’s more! He even pushes trees over your kayak trail and digs a massive hole just to show he means business. And when you show him the updated maps proving he’s on your property, he hits you with the classic “maps are outdated” excuse. Classic neighbor move, are we right?

    But the fun doesn’t stop there! He starts cutting down bushes and saplings on your side of the fence, leaving them there like it’s his own personal dumping ground. And just when you think it can’t get any crazier, he has the audacity to ask you to mow your lawn so it doesn’t touch his precious fence. The nerve!

    Join our server for a wild ride of passive-aggressive texts, property line disputes, and questionable landscaping choices. Who needs boring old mining and crafting when you can have all this drama right at your virtual doorstep? See you there, neighbor!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7
    Void Armor Forged: 30 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3
    Void Gems Collected: 27 Enchantments Applied: 92
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 9389
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 9 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • CraftyHacksMC

    CraftyHacksMC
    Are you tired of boring old life hacks like using a paperclip to reset your router? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our Minecraft server! Join us and discover the ultimate life hack: building a virtual empire to escape the monotony of real life.

    Forget about fixing leaky faucets or organizing your closet, on our server you can create your own virtual paradise where the only limit is your imagination. Need to relax after a long day? Just hop on our server and unwind by building a giant roller coaster that loops around a lava-filled volcano.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of talking chickens who will guide you on epic quests to find rare treasures and defeat evil mobs. So why waste your time with boring old life hacks when you could be living it up in the crazy world of our Minecraft server? Join us now and start living your best virtual life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Reunion: Where your friends disappear faster than diamonds in lava! SMP 1.21.X Vanilla No-Reset

    Reunion: Where your friends disappear faster than diamonds in lava! SMP 1.21.X Vanilla No-Reset
    IP reunionsmp.com
    Discord https://discord.gg/8NXMEZbFFc

    Overview:

    This server is a sequel to Union SMP after it was shut down by the owner while it still had an active community. Union SMP was notable due to it being promoted in a YouTuber named Salc1’s video where he tried to ask for OP on Minecraft servers.

    Features:

    • Community Decided Features
    • Simple Voice Chat Proximity Chat
    • A Robust Claim System
    • Homes
    • Paid Cosmetics
    • Graves
    • Discord Connectivity
    • Some Vanilla Tweaks
    • A Player Economy

    Market:

    The only item that you can sell to the server are diamonds which sell for $100 each. There is a market at spawn where players can create shops and sell items to other players using this money. We also have an auction house for one-time sales.

    Ranks:

    We have a few ranks on the server that help pay for server costs. They only provide cosmetic benefits as we are Anti Pay-to-Win. More info can be found at our webstore or by doing /ranks on the server.

    Roles:

    Owner – Go_ing

    Admin – Splooshium

    FAQ:

    Question: Can I sell items other than diamonds in the market? Answer: No, the only item that can be sold in the market is diamonds.
    Question: Are there any pay-to-win elements on the server? Answer: No, we are Anti Pay-to-Win and the ranks only provide cosmetic benefits.
    Question: How can I access the server’s claim system? Answer: You can access the claim system in-game using the designated commands.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
    Farms Harvested: 949 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 17
    Alien Abductions: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15
    Demon Skulls Collected: 24 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 125

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Crafty Deployers Minecraft Server

    Crafty Deployers Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, get ready to deploy yourself into a world of pure chaos and hilarity! Our server is like no other, with lava pits that shoot out diamonds, pigs that can fly, and creepers that break out into dance parties instead of exploding.

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks, and ride on the backs of unicorns through fields of candy cane trees. Our community is filled with friendly players who are always up for a good laugh and a crazy adventure.

    So why wait? Join us now and get ready to deploy yourself into the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be a hilarious regret).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 23 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Gnome Villages Protected: 8
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11 Runes Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • This Couldn’t Be Made Today Minecraft SMP

    This Couldn’t Be Made Today Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

    Join us if you want to witness a chicken riding a pig into battle against a horde of creepers. Or how about participating in our annual “Build a House Blindfolded” competition, where chaos and hilarity ensue as players try to construct a livable shelter without being able to see a thing?

    But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away surrounded by glowstone and funky beats.

    So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server…mostly.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Chimeras Created: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10 Magic Items Found: 7790
    Magic Crystals Found: 18 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • BlockBusterJoy

    BlockBusterJoy
    Are you tired of boring old books, movies, and games that just can’t lift your spirits? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with non-stop laughter, epic adventures, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at.

    Our server is like a mix between “The Lord of the Rings,” “Harry Potter,” and “Fortnite” on steroids. You’ll embark on quests to slay dragons, build castles that would make Hogwarts jealous, and engage in epic PvP battles that will leave you breathless (and probably a little sore).

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of talking pigs who throw the best parties in the land. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve danced the night away with a pig in a top hat.

    So, if you’re ready to escape the mundane and dive headfirst into a world of pure insanity and fun, then join our Minecraft server today. Who needs therapy when you have us?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 217976 Dimension Hops: 12
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 23 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Titanic Battles Fought: 26 Lunar Scepters Activated: 12
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 28

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • PixelPervs: 370M+ Gals Got Grief

    PixelPervs: 370M+ Gals Got Grief
    LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND YOU WON’T FACE SEXUAL VIOLENCE, UNLIKE THOSE 370 MILLION GIRLS. OUR SERVER IS LIKE A MAGICAL BUBBLE WHERE NO CREEPERS OR PERVS CAN HURT YOU. PLUS, WE HAVE UNICORNS THAT FART RAINBOWS AND TURN ZOMBIES INTO CUPCAKES. COME JOIN US AND ESCAPE THE REAL WORLD DRAMA, WE PROMISE YOU’LL HAVE A BLAST!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 121 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Towns Built: 9 Void Gems Collected: 30
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 3
    Divine Spears Created: 16 Phoenix Feathers Found: 13
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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