Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to join is by sharing your most traumatic experience! We believe that the best way to bond with your fellow players is by opening up about your deepest scars.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a creeper sneaks up behind you and blows up your entire house. But don’t worry, because in our SMP, we have therapists on standby to help you process the trauma of losing all your hard-earned loot.

Join us for a wild ride of emotional rollercoasters, where every block you break is a metaphor for your inner struggles. So come on in, share your pain, and let’s build a community based on mutual suffering and healing. It’s the only way to truly thrive in this crazy world of pixelated blocks and exploding creepers.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 90/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
Meteorite Armor Created: 14 Emeralds Found: 7497
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 358 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
Shadow Figures Spotted: 5 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
Rune Stones Activated: 9 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Worst Minecraft Server Ever

    Worst Minecraft Server Ever
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more glitchy than a pre-pre-alpha game? Want to join a server where the characters are so ugly, they make you question your own existence? Look no further than our server, where performance is worse than a game from 2010!

    Join us as we promise to add more pretty and cool characters one day, even though our current lineup looks like a bunch of hideous mongrels. And don’t worry about the competitive queues, streaming, or being listed on Steam – we’ve got all that and more!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is run by a small Indie company of passionate people (not a megacorporation, we swear) who are just trying their best to make a properly performing game. So come on down and experience the chaos for yourself – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows)!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Crops Grown: 3746
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 12 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 3954

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Wtf is Halal Investing Minecraft SMP

    Wtf is Halal Investing Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where Russian Muslim MMA champion Khabib Nurmagomedov is leading the charge against China’s debt slavery with his halal investing app. That’s right, Khabib is not only a beast in the ring, but he’s also a financial wizard! Join us as we fight the good fight against economic oppression while building epic structures and battling mobs. Who knew Minecraft could be so socially conscious and action-packed? Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server now and be a part of something truly unique and ridiculous!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 14
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Treasure Maps Found: 13
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Herobrine Sightings: 10
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 20
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • HeavyCraft SMP

    HeavyCraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP where gravity doesn’t exist and everything is as light as a feather! We’ve got flying pigs, levitating trees, and even a floating castle made entirely of cotton candy. Need a break from the real world? Come chill with us in our virtual realm where the only weight you’ll feel is the weight of all the diamonds you’ll be mining. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and defy gravity in the most ridiculous way possible!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Towns Built: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 69 Evil Twin Fights: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • TalentCrafters

    TalentCrafters
    Are you a master at building giant statues of llamas out of diamond blocks? Can you ride a pig while juggling flaming swords? Do you have the ability to tame creepers and make them your loyal pets? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then you belong on our Minecraft server!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane challenges, and a community of players who are as crazy as you are. Show off your unique talents and skills in our wacky world where anything is possible. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for riding chickens into battle or brewing potions that turn you into a giant slime!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 9
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 25
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Wilderness Tamed: 20

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Nuke-FreeCraft Minecraft Server

    Nuke-FreeCraft Minecraft Server
    join our epic minecraft server and you will be awarded a nobel peace prize like nihon hidankyo for trying to make the world free of nuclear weapons. because on our server, we have so many creeper explosions that you will feel like you are in a nuclear war zone. but don’t worry, because our admins are like peacekeepers, always trying to restore order and harmony in the chaos. so come join us and be a hero for peace, or at least for surviving the creeper attacks.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 19
    Epic Battles Fought: 19 Farms Harvested: 105
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 8 Phantom Rings Equipped: 8
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 6 Curse of Binding Applied: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • BuchaCraft: Pope’s Painting Showdown

    BuchaCraft: Pope’s Painting Showdown
    lol this server is like a virtual vatican meeting but with minecraft blocks! join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. we even have a special quest where you gotta give the pope a painting about a made-up massacre in bucha! who knew minecraft could be so scandalous? come join the fun and see what other wacky quests we have in store for you!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6 Lunar Scepters Activated: 12
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 11
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 27 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Virus Cocktail K-Pneumoniae Fun

    Virus Cocktail K-Pneumoniae Fun
    yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got a cocktail of viruses that will cure all your Klebsiella pneumoniae infections! forget potions and golden apples, we got viruses, baby!

    imagine battling mobs while also fighting off deadly bacteria with our special virus-infused weapons. it’s like a science experiment gone wrong, but in a fun way!

    join now and experience the thrill of trying to survive in a world where viruses are your friends and bacteria are your enemies. who knew that getting sick could be so much fun?

    so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s infect this server with some good times!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Star Shards Collected: 120 Lunar Scepters Activated: 4
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Magic Crystals Found: 14
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Searching for lively gamers! (Unmodded) – semi-chaos!

    Searching for lively gamers! (Unmodded) – semi-chaos!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Version Mods Server Location
    1.20.1 180+ Asia

    Welcome to MAG (Magic and Guns) server where you can explore over 180 mods. Join us to discover the magic and guns world with endless possibilities!

    Check out some of the featured mods: Scorched Guns, Ars Noav, Create, Appothesis, Mekanism

    Join our discord server for more updates and discussions: Discord Server

    FAQ

    Q: What is the theme of the server?

    A: The theme of the server revolves around magic and guns, offering a unique gameplay experience with a combination of both elements.

    Q: Is the server suitable for new players?

    A: Yes, the server is beginner-friendly and offers assistance to new players to help them get started and enjoy the game.

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: You can join the server by using the provided IP address and connecting to the Asia server.

    Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

    A: It is recommended to follow the server rules provided by the administrators to maintain a friendly and enjoyable gaming environment for all players.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 8 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 16
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 26 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Falling into the Void: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • No Kids Allowed Minecraft Server

    No Kids Allowed Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being a responsible adult and contributing to society? Well, join our Minecraft server and escape reality!

    On our server, you can build a giant rollercoaster that launches pigs into the sky, create a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, or even ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens.

    Forget about contributing to society, join our server and contribute to the chaos instead! Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can be a master of mayhem in the world of Minecraft? Join now and let your inner mischief-maker run wild!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8
    Treasure Maps Found: 8 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7
    Divine Spears Created: 29 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Exploring Freedom Minecraft SMP

    Exploring Freedom Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being trapped in the same old boring Minecraft worlds? Join our wild and wacky SMP where freedom reigns supreme!

    Picture this: you spawn in and are immediately greeted by a talking pig who offers you a quest to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Freedom. But beware, the carrot is guarded by a group of rebellious chickens who are armed to the beak with weapons made of diamonds.

    As you journey through our server, you’ll encounter villages filled with villagers who have thrown off the shackles of their oppressive iron golem overlords and are now living in a utopia where cake grows on trees and every day is Taco Tuesday.

    But the fun doesn’t stop there! Join our weekly events like the Great Sheep Shearing Race, where players compete to see who can shear the most sheep in the shortest amount of time. The winner gets a crown made of wool and bragging rights for eternity.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 22
    Haunted Chests Opened: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 27 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 35

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • LuvLostInMinecraftSMP

    LuvLostInMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with betrayal, alliances, and epic battles over who gets the last piece of cake in the communal chest. You’ll never know who to trust, but that’s all part of the fun!

    Forget about the one that got away in real life, because on our server, everyone is fair game. Will you be the one to finally catch that elusive player who always seems to slip through your fingers? Or will you be the one who gets away, leaving a trail of broken hearts in your wake?

    So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos and mayhem of our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might just find your new best frenemy along the way!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 30 Crops Grown: 6352
    Demon Skulls Collected: 50 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Zombie Dances: 9 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • CraftyComrades

    CraftyComrades
    Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and feeling like a lonely block in a vast world? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and make online friends who will have your back no matter what – whether it’s fighting off creepers or building the most epic castle you’ve ever seen.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of brave adventurers to join him on his quest for the rarest diamonds in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that those who find the diamonds will be granted unlimited power and riches beyond their wildest dreams. Will you be the one to claim the prize?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with your new online friends – the possibilities are endless!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 35
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 123 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • EcoCraft2040: EU Emission Cut

    EcoCraft2040: EU Emission Cut
    lol ok so like u know how the European Commission is all like “we gotta cut emissions by 90% by 2040” well guess what?? our minecraft server already did that!!! we got rid of all the creepers farting and polluting the virtual environment so now it’s all clean and green!! join our server and help us save the digital world from global warming!! plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rare diamonds and emeralds, shh don’t tell anyone tho!! come join us and be a part of the eco-friendly revolution in minecraft!! #savetheblocks #greenisgood #minecraftforlife 🌍💎🌿

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 20 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Cozy Campfires Lit: 12
    Towns Built: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • TraumaCraft: Kid’s Perception Fun

    TraumaCraft: Kid’s Perception Fun
    so, like, imagine this, right? you join this totally cray cray minecraft server and suddenly you’re in this wild world where everything is upside down and inside out. like, you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant chicken comes and starts dancing the macarena with you. it’s like, whoa, did that really happen or did i eat too many mushrooms?

    but wait, there’s more! on this server, you can build a house made entirely out of cheese and ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil zombies. and get this, if you collect enough golden carrots, you can unlock the secret level where you have to fight a dragon made out of rainbow-colored blocks.

    oh, and did i mention that the server is run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who speak in riddles and give out quests that involve finding lost treasure in the depths of the ocean? yeah, it’s pretty insane.

    so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that will make you question reality and have you laughing until your sides hurt, then you gotta join this server. trust me, it’s a trip you won’t soon forget.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 22
    Towns Built: 4 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 12
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10 Potions Brewed: 95

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • IpeRIOTs: The Crazy Realm of McMMO, Custom Enchants, and Nation Wars… With a side of Geopolitics and Lore!

    IpeRIOTs: The Crazy Realm of McMMO, Custom Enchants, and Nation Wars… With a side of Geopolitics and Lore!

    Minecraft Server: Iperios

    Introduction In Iperios you can create your own nation and refine your McMMO skills to fight in wars, get Geopolitical power to conquer new territories and earn wealth and Custom Enchants.
    Geopolitics We also have resources camp in-game that can be conquered, they will become your first income of geopolitical resources for the geopolitical expansion of your nation. There are a lot of resources and buildings that can be created, there is a complete list on the discord channels and active support.
    Plugins
    • Dynmap
    • McMMO
    • Essentials
    • GriefPrevention
    • SilkSpawner
    • CrazyEnchants
    How to join

    First you have to join the discord and ask for whitelist.

    For the IP and some starter information you can read the message in #info-new-players.

    Once you are in, a staffer will guide you and give you a beginner kit, and then you can start!

    Contacts

    Discord: https://discord.gg/7tfTX9WmMn (Main)

    Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/groups/203761273381878

    FAQs:

    1. How can I create my own nation?

    To create your own nation, you can join the server and follow the instructions provided in the discord channel. You can set up your own form of government, laws, and ranks for your nation.

    2. How can I join an existing nation?

    If you don’t want to create your own nation, you can join one that has already been created by another player. Simply reach out to the nation’s leader or members to request joining their nation.

    3. How can I conquer new territories?

    In order to conquer new territories, you can participate in wars and battles with other nations. By winning these battles, you can expand your nation’s geopolitical power and claim new territories for yourself.

    4. What resources can be found in the game?

    There are various resources and buildings that can be created in the game. These resources can be used for the development and expansion of your nation. A complete list of resources is available on the discord channels.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 88 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 26 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 86 Secret Guilds Joined: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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