Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to join is by sharing your most traumatic experience! We believe that the best way to bond with your fellow players is by opening up about your deepest scars.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a creeper sneaks up behind you and blows up your entire house. But don’t worry, because in our SMP, we have therapists on standby to help you process the trauma of losing all your hard-earned loot.

Join us for a wild ride of emotional rollercoasters, where every block you break is a metaphor for your inner struggles. So come on in, share your pain, and let’s build a community based on mutual suffering and healing. It’s the only way to truly thrive in this crazy world of pixelated blocks and exploding creepers.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 92/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 24
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Cursed Lands Purified: 9
Astral Amulets Crafted: 24 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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