Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to join is by sharing your most traumatic experience! We believe that the best way to bond with your fellow players is by opening up about your deepest scars.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a creeper sneaks up behind you and blows up your entire house. But don’t worry, because in our SMP, we have therapists on standby to help you process the trauma of losing all your hard-earned loot.

Join us for a wild ride of emotional rollercoasters, where every block you break is a metaphor for your inner struggles. So come on in, share your pain, and let’s build a community based on mutual suffering and healing. It’s the only way to truly thrive in this crazy world of pixelated blocks and exploding creepers.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 103/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 1
Immortal Potions Brewed: 4 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 47 Herobrine Sightings: 8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Treasure Maps Found: 7

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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