Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to join is by sharing your most traumatic experience! We believe that the best way to bond with your fellow players is by opening up about your deepest scars.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a creeper sneaks up behind you and blows up your entire house. But don’t worry, because in our SMP, we have therapists on standby to help you process the trauma of losing all your hard-earned loot.

Join us for a wild ride of emotional rollercoasters, where every block you break is a metaphor for your inner struggles. So come on in, share your pain, and let’s build a community based on mutual suffering and healing. It’s the only way to truly thrive in this crazy world of pixelated blocks and exploding creepers.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 99/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 2
Endless Legions Commanded: 36 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3
Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 29
Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 33
Herobrine Sightings: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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