Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to join is by sharing your most traumatic experience! We believe that the best way to bond with your fellow players is by opening up about your deepest scars.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a creeper sneaks up behind you and blows up your entire house. But don’t worry, because in our SMP, we have therapists on standby to help you process the trauma of losing all your hard-earned loot.

Join us for a wild ride of emotional rollercoasters, where every block you break is a metaphor for your inner struggles. So come on in, share your pain, and let’s build a community based on mutual suffering and healing. It’s the only way to truly thrive in this crazy world of pixelated blocks and exploding creepers.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 101/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written: 6 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4
Infinity Stones Found: 4 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Ores Mined: 9705
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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